what's june first?

[Agathe]

my girl made it sound like its a special day and I have no idea what it is, my friend told me its the first day of summer.

 

[KillahBee]

she's pregnant

and cheating on you

 

[Agathe]

both could be very possible

 

[hamstershaver]

1st day of hurricaine season

 

[swole]

1 year anniversary of her sticking a dildo up your ass

 

[Lestat]

not sure if its the first day of summer, but it definitely means things are heating up!

 

[Agathe]

oh shit it might be some type of aniversary but tis only been 2 months i think

around that anyway

 

[Agathe]

oh shit it was the 2 month aniversiary.

I thought those dont count

 

[HumorMe]

oh shit it was the 2 month aniversiary.

I thought those dont count

They only count in jr. high I think.

 

[KillahBee]

oh shit it was the 2 month aniversiary.

I thought those dont count

are you dating a 12-year-old?


if so, does she have any younger sisters?

 

[Agathe]

I got an awesome job today for a very promising company, wonder why that wasnt mentioned. Selfish bitches.

 

[Agathe]

are you dating a 12-year-old?


if so, does she have any younger sisters?

I'll ask

 

[Agathe]

she's with her friend(girl) and won't come get lunch with me, what if she's gettin boned on her 2 month anversiary.

what if she goes lesbo on me

what if i win a lottery and what if my penis is 1.5''

 

[Griz1]

First day of summer is 21st of June. It's called the Summer Solstice.

First day of June is a Blonde's first day of summer - they just can't count as far as 21...lol!

 

[bran987]

isn't it one of those equinoxes?

 

[HiDnGoD]

she's with her friend(girl) and won't come get lunch with me, what if she's gettin boned on her 2 month anversiary.

what if she goes lesbo on me

what if i win a lottery and what if my penis is 1.5''

Well, If you win a lottery & she turns lesbo, you'll be another GF, 'cause your teeny penis ain't gonna cut it. I hear lesbians like aladdin thermoses for fun. LOL

 

[Agathe]

real funnny

anyway, don't aniversaries count from the first day you do it anyway?

 

[buffer1]

my girl made it sound like its a special day and I have no idea what it is, my friend told me its the first day of summer.

no the first day of summer is the 21st of june

 

[wootoom]

first day of june

 

[redguru]

she's with her friend(girl) and won't come get lunch with me, what if she's gettin boned on her 2 month anversiary.

what if she goes lesbo on me

what if i win a lottery and what if my penis is 1.5''

Are you Chyna?

 

[needtogrow]

It's the Day After May 31st and the day before June 2nd