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What would you do with this dumb bitch?

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Crazier

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Dumb bitch.

I get off work at about 10:45 tonight, go home and get ready to go out... about a half hour away cuz it's that chic I'm banging from the restaurants b-day.

I show up at 11:30... she's drunk as fuck. We leave a half hour later... so I get about 2 drinks in me... then have to walk this chic back to her car with a friend that was gonna drive her home.

Ends up, the dumb bitch gets dropped off at my place in her car, and the chic that drove her here in the dumb bitch's car has her husband pick her up.

Now the dumb bitch is passed out in the driveway in her car. Won't move, and won't let me carry her into the house.

Personally, I want to carry her inside, play with her pussy for a while... then fuck her real hard.

Now... if she was intending on coming over here earlier in the night to fuck my brains out... is there really anything wrong with kinda fucking her while she's passed out?

Kind of always wanted to do that to someone.

So... what should I do?

A. Leave the dumb bitch in the car.

B. Carry the dumb bitch to the bed... then leave her alone.

C. Carry the dumb bitch to the bed... play with her pussy for a while... then sodomize her.

Reply quickly please.

:D :D
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Oh great.

Now I get to be her bitch.

I go back out there... 'Get me waaattttteeerrr.'

'Shut up bitch. I've been getting people water all fuckin' day... last thing I want to do is take care of your drunk ass.'

Okay... so I didn't say that... but I did come in here and typed this message before I got her fucking water. ;)

Fuck. I hate this shit.
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HighIntensity said:
has she fiquered out your gay yet?
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No.

Hence the sodimization. ;)

Well... after about 10 minutes of 'I'm gonna throw up' talk... she is now passed out cold in my bed.

Oh yeah... :)
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Damn. Almost forgot!!!

Option D... Wake the dumb bitch with a nice facial. :sperm: :sperm:

I'm about to go lay next to her in bed... your votes are appreciated!!!

:)
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Friend of mine banged a girl while she was passed out, did not realize she had a tampon in her, crammed that tampax as far as it would go, she had to take it out in pieces, he got beat down, twice. peace
 
You should just let her sleep it off.

havoc - DANG!!! That's some shit. I think he got what her deserved but...DANG!!!
 
WODIN said:
You should just let her sleep it off.

havoc - DANG!!! That's some shit. I think he got what her deserved but...DANG!!!
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I agree, she was in some pain, and felt violated.
 
Let her sleep. If you were about to pass out, would you like some asshole trying to stick various body parts in you?

Give her a good fuck in the morning.
 
Crazier said:
So... what should I do?

A. Leave the dumb bitch in the car.

B. Carry the dumb bitch to the bed... then leave her alone.

C. Carry the dumb bitch to the bed... play with her pussy for a while... then sodomize her.

Reply quickly please.

:D :D
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Man, Crazier, you're an alright dude, and I think you're posting this somewhat in jest, but if it were one of my sisters and someone went with option C, my brother and I would beat them down in a very, very severe fashion. Emphasis on "very severe".
 
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I have 2 sisters and a daughter.

I would never take advantage of a chic like that. This was all in jest.

I tried to go right to bed, but I seriously had a wicked fucking boner that would not go away. So, I just got out of bed, looked at her ass, her g-string was at least hanging out for a little peak show... rubbed one off, came on my carpet... then went to bed.

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, ya know???

Havoc - That is some fucked up shit that guy did. Had he at least ever fucked her in the past???
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Crazier said:

I tried to go right to bed, but I seriously had a wicked fucking boner that would not go away. So, I just got out of bed, looked at her ass, her g-string was at least hanging out for a little peak show... rubbed one off, came on my carpet... then went to bed.

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, ya know???


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You did the right thing Crazier although I know it was tough!

Better luck next time! :lmao:
 
I would use her unconscious hand to jerk me off and finger my asshole, but that's just me.

Imagine her surprise when she wakes up with a stink palm!
 
Crazier said:
I have 2 sisters and a daughter.

I would never take advantage of a chic like that. This was all in jest.

I tried to go right to bed, but I seriously had a wicked fucking boner that would not go away. So, I just got out of bed, looked at her ass, her g-string was at least hanging out for a little peak show... rubbed one off, came on my carpet... then went to bed.

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, ya know???

Havoc - That is some fucked up shit that guy did. Had he at least ever fucked her in the past???
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Cool beans. I would have wacked it too. It gets to the point where if you don't get some release, you ain't gettin' to sleep.

I was in bed with a girl a couple of weeks ago and she just wanted to play around with my dick and kiss on it but not have sex. I told her if she was going to be like that, I was going to have to take care of it myself, and went out to the couch and cranked one off. I should have unloaded some on her cushions. Oh well, hindsight is always 20/20.:D
 
CrimsonKing said:
You should have blown you load on her ass cheek instead of the carpet:D
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Well... I seriously debated that.

But one time I did that to a girlfriend of mine... came all over her ass while she was asleep. She woke up like 2 minutes later saying 'What's all this wet stuff? Oh... it's all over my ass too. Crazier... you so fucking crazy.'

She handled it well cuz she knew I was a perv... I've only banged restaurant chic 3 times... so, you never know how they might react to waking up drenched in cum.

Pulled my dick away from her ass just in the nic of time and just washed my carpets a bit. ;)

Although... this is the chic that if she doesn't swallow, she'll just lay there and fall asleep with a fresh load on her. Normally chics I've been with go to the bathroom right away. Not her. She'll let me rub it in like lotion, then she'll fall asleep. Kinda turns me on...
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casavant said:


Cool beans. I would have wacked it too. It gets to the point where if you don't get some release, you ain't gettin' to sleep.

I was in bed with a girl a couple of weeks ago and she just wanted to play around with my dick and kiss on it but not have sex. I told her if she was going to be like that, I was going to have to take care of it myself, and went out to the couch and cranked one off. I should have unloaded some on her cushions. Oh well, hindsight is always 20/20.:D
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That's true brother... you get all worked up, and you just can't sleep. That's fucked up she'd kiss on the motherfucker and all that, then send you out on the couch to take care of things yourself.

You definately should have cranked one off at least on the cushions... personally, I would have grabbed one of her bottles of lotion or shampoo to spray in... but that's just me. :)
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havoc said:
Friend of mine banged a girl while she was passed out, did not realize she had a tampon in her, crammed that tampax as far as it would go, she had to take it out in pieces, he got beat down, twice. peace
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HAHHAA holy shit
 
Crazier said:

A. Leave the dumb bitch in the car.

B. Carry the dumb bitch to the bed... then leave her alone.

C. Carry the dumb bitch to the bed... play with her pussy for a while... then sodomize her.

Reply quickly please.

:D :D
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How it is that some lucky little philly hasn't snapped you right up is beyond me.
 
Crazier said:


That's true brother... you get all worked up, and you just can't sleep. That's fucked up she'd kiss on the motherfucker and all that, then send you out on the couch to take care of things yourself.

You definately should have cranked one off at least on the cushions... personally, I would have grabbed one of her bottles of lotion or shampoo to spray in... but that's just me. :)
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We were kind of "together" at the time- it wasn't a one-night stand or anything- so I guess that makes it a little less shitty. But it still sucked and pissed me off. I said "You know exactly what you're doing, don't you?"

She was like, "I don't know what you're talking about."

Whatever.

Every woman should be required to get a couple of test injections just to see what it's like. It would be a very enlightening experience for some.
 
Last time somethin like that happened to me:
I had some people over, made drinks, chipped up the ice with an ice pick, ice pick falls on floor unnoticed.
We go to bar, everybody has good time, Birthday boy gets drunk as a skunk.
I have to take him home to my house, sleep it off.
The next morning, I wake up laying on my back, face up.
I open my eyes and there's an ice pick dangling over my Adam's apple.
"Gee John, aren't you glad I'm not a wierdo? Look what I found!"
Talk about making a lasting impression...
 
Y'know Crazier, that's a shame. What about if she was too embarrassed to ask you for a root, so she thought, fuck it, i'll get pissed, pass out and then he can fuck me.

You've always got to think about it from the girls perspective.
 
vinylgroover said:
Y'know Crazier, that's a shame. What about if she was too embarrassed to ask you for a root, so she thought, fuck it, i'll get pissed, pass out and then he can fuck me.
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She had swallowed my shit for the past 2 days before that.

If she wanted the rod... she'da sucked on it.

And the dumb bitch knows I love to have my nuts shaken.

Yeah, that's right. Shaken.

At the moment I am cumming.

Shaken.

Wow.
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fuck her

i would go fuck her in the car and leave her there. that way you get laid and you have your bed all to yourself.
 
john937 said:
Last time somethin like that happened to me:
I had some people over, made drinks, chipped up the ice with an ice pick, ice pick falls on floor unnoticed.
We go to bar, everybody has good time, Birthday boy gets drunk as a skunk.
I have to take him home to my house, sleep it off.
The next morning, I wake up laying on my back, face up.
I open my eyes and there's an ice pick dangling over my Adam's apple.
"Gee John, aren't you glad I'm not a wierdo? Look what I found!"
Talk about making a lasting impression...
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maybe you should buy an ice cube tray? :D

depending on how well you know her i;d get her the water and just get her safe and sorted for the night.

the likelyhood of sex in the morning if she;s that wasted is unlikely at best. even if it was i wouldnt go out of my way to wait on her
 
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