What would you do with 165 urethras?

[Nathan]

You know, it might be prudent to think a little about this NOW in case such an event ever comes to pass. You never know after all. Anyways, I'd raise myself a small army to aid me in my plans to take over the world. We'd call ourselves the Uretha Underworld Gang and we'd be am unstoppable force. Just so you know. Also, I am much much shinier (as in I shine more) than you could ever hope to be.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'd strangle you to death with 164 of them and then use the single remaining one to piss on your twitching corpse.

 

[Nathan]

I'd strangle you to death with 164 of them and then use the single remaining one to piss on your twitching corpse.

I'm far too sensitive to endure al this teasing. i hate you.

 

[HappyScrappy]

the only thing I hate more than you is everyone else.

except Naomi Watts. I want her like I want ... to have sex with her.

THAT's just how much.

TTiN

 

[prophet]

You know, it might be prudent to think a little about this NOW in case such an event ever comes to pass. You never know after all. Anyways, I'd raise myself a small army to aid me in my plans to take over the world. We'd call ourselves the Uretha Underworld Gang and we'd be am unstoppable force. Just so you know. Also, I am much much shinier (as in I shine more) than you could ever hope to be.

Nathan shut up

 

[Nathan]

Re: Re: What would you do with 165 urethras?

Nathan shut up

Ihate to point out the obvious but nobody likes you and nobody ever has. Also, just because you now have ana vatar does not mean you're cool. You have to earn that through years and years of incessant teasing and painful unhappiness. i hate my life.

 

[prophet]

is that a dildo under richards chin?

 

[HappyScrappy]

Re: Re: What would you do with 165 urethras?

Nathan shut up

imagine me fucking you in the ass.
now imagine me fucking you in the ass while your head is in the toilet.
now imagine that toilet being full of horse excrement.
now imagine that being your job.

yeah, I thought so.

next time maybe you will treat him with a little more respect mr ILoveAnalSexWithNoLube

 

[prophet]

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Ihate to point out the obvious but nobody likes you and nobody ever has. Also, just because you now have ana vatar does not mean you're cool. You have to earn that through years and years of incessant teasing and painful unhappiness. i hate my life.

i was here before you cream puff, why don't you go take a time out and go please yourself with your 12 inch ceramic dildo with the my pokeman logo on it

 

[Nathan]

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imagine me fucking you in the ass.
now imagine me fucking you in the ass while your head is in the toilet.
now imagine that toilet being full of horse excrement.
now imagine that being your job.

yeah, I thought so.

next time maybe you will treat him with a little more respect mr ILoveAnalSexWithNoLube

I'm falling in love with you all over again.

 

[HappyScrappy]

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i was here before you cream puff, why don't you go take a time out and go please yourself with your 12 inch ceramic dildo with the my pokeman logo on it

I'm new here - so lean over and push your head through your monitor douchebag.

 

[Nathan]

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i was here before you cream puff, why don't you go take a time out and go please yourself with your 12 inch ceramic dildo with the my pokeman logo on it

I see. So you're either a nerd who chose another username to be as retarded as can be, or you were banned. Either way, my hypothesis that no one here likes you is supported. Also, the fact you have a pokemon logo is more than a little odd. I'll bet your name is Smegmamon.

 

[jesus 2]

i would just HAVE to piss on a 165 people. simultaneously.


j2da2

 

[Nathan]

i would just HAVE to piss on a 165 people. simultaneously.


j2da2

Good answer. Indeed.

 

[prophet]

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I'm new here - so lean over and push your head through your monitor douchebag.

i remember your days when you had your pic in the avartar....

 

[bdog527]

I would probably have to merge them into one gian mega-urethra with which I would then use to prevent Nathan's plans to take over the world and prevent my own demise from happening.

Yes that was a run-on sentence.

 

[Nathan]

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i remember your days when you had your pic in the avartar....

I remember those days as well when Happy was on the anabolic board. I liked you up until you told me to shut up prophet. I cannot excuse that type of behavior. Do you have any horse semen? If so, how much do you have? Is it cold?

 

[prophet]

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I remember those days as well when Happy was on the anabolic board. I liked you up until you told me to shut up prophet. I cannot excuse that type of behavior. Do you have any horse semen? If so, how much do you have? Is it cold?

i stock horse semon in 16oz containers the price is $99.99 per container. i can give you a bath and beat you with a hose for an extra 5 dollars....also for an extra 2 bucs i'll plug your hole with the hose

 

[Nathan]

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i stock horse semon in 16oz containers the price is $99.99 per container. i can give you a bath and beat you with a hose for an extra 5 dollars....also for an extra 2 bucs i'll plug your hole with the hose

You went too far. I don't like people talking about ANY of my bodily orifices.

 

[BackDoc]

with 165 urethras...

...An average UTI would be as lethal as Ebola
...a urinalysis test would tie up the lab techs and janitors for hours
...it would be a fail-safe method of preventing spontaneous human combustion
...I could change the color of lots and lots of snow
...for me the term "taking a leak" would be like calling the guillotine a shaving cut.
...for me a piss hard on would be rigor mortis
...I would drink as much water as i could hold, take red food coloring capsules, and then go out in public to set off fire crackers nearby and then take a leak while flailing all about before falling down as if it was a machine gun mob hit.


Sounds like a pretty darn good time.

 

[hardrock]

After keeping one for myself, I would give half of them to the needy. The other half I would probably sell on ebay or something.