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what would you do in this situation

GoldenDelicious

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about 10 months ago, iw as in a nightclub (looking really good, of course) when i spied a suspicious character (not looking half as good...) who decided to perform an act of violence with a large metal ashtray.

to save everyone around me, i, of course, valiantly threw myself in front of his gleaming weapon, blocking it from hitting anyone else...with my head.

...leaving a mark.

poofter.


so anyway, i wrote all about it in some thread on here someplace, im too lazy to find it, someone with no life push on and find it, would you?

so, cut a long story short, the guy was convicted of aggravated assault and a bunch of other offenses as a result of being busted on camera forcing me to, ah, be brave, and all that ;)

now, if i like, i can sue the guy. its basically paperwork, really. i can lodge a form and basically cash in a few grand (5?) that the government will forward to me, and then collect from him, slowly and painfully (with interest) over the next few years

now, the thing is, i feel an attack of the guilts about it, and im not quite so sure about doing it. im not too worried about him getting upset about being sued (since i wouldnt mind the opportunity to bop him....yes yes childish i know) and besides, the first thing id buy with the money is a glock anyway, but....i feel guilty

what would you guys do? the guy is psychotic, from a fairly wealthy family (cars boats jetskis holidays bla bla bla) and doesnt take his meds...but has been doing so lately, apparently (ie he has gone from being a lean, not too bad looking tanned greek pickup artist...hes from the same island as me, its only expected that he is going to have SOME advantage of you mere mortals...to having a roaring great big beergut and looking...well...looking like a turd you put in the microwave and painted a smiley face on, a side effect of the drugs)...but then, he's hit a lot of guys for no reason and caused a lot of harm, and imo, stands maybe a 50 50 chance of staying on the meds

i mean, im probably being silly, asking a bunch of soulless americans who are happy to sue people for smelling a fart the other guy did, but...what would you guys do?
 
who are u?
 
Sue the shit out of him. I would get every penny you can. Why not? He would most likely sue you.
Go for it.
 
Wootoom said:
who are u?
im the guy that you were blessed never, ever to come into contact with your girlfriend, saving you from being humiliatingly cuckolded in front of all your friends and family, like the fat, not-taking-golden-seriously-on-EF purveyor of communal faggotry you are

now go get me a sammich

and hold the baloney ;)
 
chefbone said:
Kill yourself....BTW, I didn't bother reading your post! :Chef: :tuc:
why not? were there people in the room that might have seen you mouthing the syllables out as you read?

read it, its entertaining. just say the syllables inside your head. youll be alright :)
 
sue him. i live in a sue happy society though, so i agree with whoever just said he'd sue you if he could, right?

i think slat said that. he's funny sometimes.

oh, and welcome to EF.
 
Sue him no need to feel guilty not like sueing him is going to lead him into the poor house or anything.
 
nah, the guy wouldnt sue me. thats the thing. i feel like im in the funny little grey zone between manly boppage honour, and lowlife scum suiing

anyway you guys need to work on your humour. kidnap jerry seinfeld or something. watch the comedy channel. i dunno. just...something...
 
GoldenDelicious said:
about 10 months ago, iw as in a nightclub (looking really good, of course) when i spied a suspicious character (not looking half as good...) who decided to perform an act of violence with a large metal ashtray. i mean, im probably being silly, asking a bunch of soulless americans who are happy to sue people for smelling a fart the other guy did, but...what would you guys do?
I'm only a half souled Canadian who cannot sue anybody because we're regulated up the ass. But I'd sue. Who knows what internal damage may appear years from know due to that impact.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
why not? were there people in the room that might have seen you mouthing the syllables out as you read?

read it, its entertaining. just say the syllables inside your head. youll be alright :)
I read it...thank you. I suggest getting some Valtrex. :Chef: :tuc:
 
nutsnack said:
sue sue sue.. everyone else in the world is suing why not u?
because, well...i just think that youre a bit...soiled...when you do that to an individual, unless it was a business deal and they ripped you off or something

really what would be ideal (for me) is to go someplace where you cant get sued (fiji?) and just bop him...repeatedly...for revenge. then steal his girlfriend. and even let killahbee have sex with her, so he isnt so angry all the time. jackangel even, so he forgets about looking like a Tamil dog thats been run over by some Punjabi's motorised tricycle...you know...VENGEANCE :evil:

...bloody scar. it looks like my hair is out of place :mad:
 
KillahBee said:
Honestly, if you sue him you are the biggest fucking pussy I have ever known. Dead serious.

I concur.

And my wife doesnt like Aussies.
 
def a fine line here. personally, unless their was major medical damage, i would not sue...kind of buster-ish, if you ask me
 
Don't sue. Seems to be against your culture.
....

(unless you need the money for plastic surgery, i think they'd charge more than 5G to repair YOUR face. heh.)
 
I would laugh my ass off watching that scar on your ugly head...lmao!!


p.s. What about sueing him and donating the money for charity Mr Anti-capitalism????
 
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