What would you do if....

[mrdeeznuts]

A buddy of mine and his wife just recently bought a town house and took pictures of it and sent it to me and a couple of buddies of mine. Well I also bought a town house 5 months back and am doing a total remodel of the place from head 2 toe I have half of it done and have sent before and after pics to my buddies. Well our one buddy respondes to my friend with the wife's pictures of their town house with a picture of what looks like a picture of an outhouse. This guy lives with his parents and pisses all his money away on booze. Would u even bother talking with a buddy that turned arrogant and makes dickheadish comments about where you live just because its not a big city like he lives in and you didn't buy a 10 year old m3 instead of a new suv or car? Especially invite him to your house warming party after he indirectly calls the place your fixing up a shit hole (which i might add was a house that was poorly maintained, until i remodeled and saved myself a shit load of cash?)

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Invite him over and get him really drunk. After he passes out, go shit in the toilet, drag him into the bathroom, and shove his face in the shit until he wakes up screaming.

Or you could wait until he passes out, drag him into the kitchen, shit on the floor right next to him, and wake him up holding his face to the shit and beat him like a dog while telling him he has disrespected your home by shitting on the floor. Then throw him out without his pants.

 

[silverfish]

Invite him over and get him really drunk. After he passes out, go shit in the toilet, drag him into the bathroom, and shove his face in the shit until he wakes up screaming.

Or you could wait until he passes out, drag him into the kitchen, shit on the floor right next to him, and wake him up holding his face to the shit and beat him like a dog while telling him he has disrespected your home by shitting on the floor. Then throw him out without his pants.

I like the way you think.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

Invite him over and get him really drunk. After he passes out, go shit in the toilet, drag him into the bathroom, and shove his face in the shit until he wakes up screaming.

Or you could wait until he passes out, drag him into the kitchen, shit on the floor right next to him, and wake him up holding his face to the shit and beat him like a dog while telling him he has disrespected your home by shitting on the floor. Then throw him out without his pants.

lol

 

[slat1]

I would take him aside at the house warming party where no one can see you. Then I would make it very obvious that he was being a dick and I was not afraid to handle the situation in physical manner!

 

[nycgirl]

I would invite him, take the group on a tour of my home, go over every single detail. I wouldn't acknowledge his misery.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

i think he does need a good ass kicking and a little lesson of how to show respect. i think i'm just going to stop trying to be nice to him. we were real close in college and its a shame since he's move back to the city he's got this i'm better than everyone attitude and tries to pick up girls by saying he only drinks top shelf liquor, lol.