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What would you do if you won the lottery?
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bigschweeler
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Nope, I wouldn't work.
I'd buy a huge house in Arizona, one in Aspen, and one in Northern Minnesota, and would spend my time travelling between the three of them depending on the time of year. Then I would travel all over the world.
A typical day would be as follows:
1. Wake up
2. Play a round of golf
3. Have drinks and play cards in the clubhouse
4. Go out to dinner
5. Go to bed
Next day:
Repeat.
I'd buy a huge house in Arizona, one in Aspen, and one in Northern Minnesota, and would spend my time travelling between the three of them depending on the time of year. Then I would travel all over the world.
A typical day would be as follows:
1. Wake up
2. Play a round of golf
3. Have drinks and play cards in the clubhouse
4. Go out to dinner
5. Go to bed
Next day:
Repeat.
casavant
New member
I'd travel a lot. Probably do some drugs. A lot of coke probably. Then when I found that traveling to exotic locations and fucking any chick I wanted to failed to excite me, I'd do even more drugs. It would be really fun, but at some point I would either hit rock bottom and OD, or go into rehab and you would see me in a few years on E!
Sometimes honesty with one's self can be a real bitch, you know it?
Sometimes honesty with one's self can be a real bitch, you know it?
the nature boy
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I would shit myself and piss myself all day long then pay for some hot woman to clean me up. And do it all over again.
and then I'd give 25% of my money to charity to make up for all the fucked up shit I've done in my life.
Then I'd buy a cape, a pirate ship, and create robot monkeys and go on a quest to kill all clowns. What else is there?
and then I'd give 25% of my money to charity to make up for all the fucked up shit I've done in my life.
Then I'd buy a cape, a pirate ship, and create robot monkeys and go on a quest to kill all clowns. What else is there?
BaBa-BooeY
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i'd be blazed everyday :havoc:
frorider6
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My thread from yesterday...
If I won the lottery, I'd become a MUCH bigger asshole
I mean, WHY NOT!!! I'd be rich. I sure wouldn't fucking care what some lame-O nonmillionare thought of me. I'd probably sit around at the country club after playing golf and make fun of all the poor people that had to serve me.
Man, that's the life.
I'm not materialistic. It doesn't really matter to me if I have the Bentley instead of the Mercedes. Both are nice cars. I wouldn't need the 75 foot yacht when I know damn well that I'd only use it a couple weeks out of the year. No, the 50 footer would be just fine.
It's the intangibles that I would appreciate. Things like making some hobo do pushups for $5. Sure I do that already, but it would be much more fun to have a Hobo Olympics with about 20 of them doing pushups and having shopping cart bobsled races down the freeway.
It would also be pretty fun to fuck with the homophobics. Imagine finding some schmuck in a bar that was spouting all this shit about kicking some fairies ass and offer him $10,000 to suck off Wodin and another $10,000 to let Superslurpme ram his brown eyed girl. HA! Good times.
With enough money, you could get poor people to do whatever you wanted. I think it would be fun to have a guy follow me around carrying a bucket that I could piss in. Kinda like the Royal Piss Boy from History of the World. It's good to be the King.
I think the best would be hobo deathmatches. Let the snot fly cause these guys are scrappers.
I guess you could have the most fun with the homeless people as long as you didn't have to talk to or smell them.
If I won the lottery, I'd become a MUCH bigger asshole
I mean, WHY NOT!!! I'd be rich. I sure wouldn't fucking care what some lame-O nonmillionare thought of me. I'd probably sit around at the country club after playing golf and make fun of all the poor people that had to serve me.
Man, that's the life.
I'm not materialistic. It doesn't really matter to me if I have the Bentley instead of the Mercedes. Both are nice cars. I wouldn't need the 75 foot yacht when I know damn well that I'd only use it a couple weeks out of the year. No, the 50 footer would be just fine.
It's the intangibles that I would appreciate. Things like making some hobo do pushups for $5. Sure I do that already, but it would be much more fun to have a Hobo Olympics with about 20 of them doing pushups and having shopping cart bobsled races down the freeway.
It would also be pretty fun to fuck with the homophobics. Imagine finding some schmuck in a bar that was spouting all this shit about kicking some fairies ass and offer him $10,000 to suck off Wodin and another $10,000 to let Superslurpme ram his brown eyed girl. HA! Good times.
With enough money, you could get poor people to do whatever you wanted. I think it would be fun to have a guy follow me around carrying a bucket that I could piss in. Kinda like the Royal Piss Boy from History of the World. It's good to be the King.
I think the best would be hobo deathmatches. Let the snot fly cause these guys are scrappers.
I guess you could have the most fun with the homeless people as long as you didn't have to talk to or smell them.
casavant said:
I hate to admit it but I would probably do the same thing bro. I would also set up my parents, brother, my son, and my friends along with random people that needed it as that would make me feel good, but they money I spent on myself would probably go to women and drugs and one day those things wouldn't make me happy anymore and I'd be screwed. I don't know maybe I wouldn't but it would be very easy to do.
