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What would be your last meal?
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BrothaBill
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Inmate's last wish:
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him.
But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he didn't want anything special. When they asked if there was something special he wanted to do, he said nothing. It went on like this all day.
Finally when he was put before the firing squad, the guard asked if he wanted a cigarette and a blindfold.
"No," the inmate said, "just get it over with."
"Well, is there anything that I can do for you before you go?" said the guard. "You didn't even want a special last meal!"
The inmate thought. "Actually," he said, "Music is my life. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, one whole time through, with no interruptions."
The guard nodded and told him to go ahead.
The inmate started, "One billion bottles of beer on the wall..."
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him.
But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he didn't want anything special. When they asked if there was something special he wanted to do, he said nothing. It went on like this all day.
Finally when he was put before the firing squad, the guard asked if he wanted a cigarette and a blindfold.
"No," the inmate said, "just get it over with."
"Well, is there anything that I can do for you before you go?" said the guard. "You didn't even want a special last meal!"
The inmate thought. "Actually," he said, "Music is my life. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, one whole time through, with no interruptions."
The guard nodded and told him to go ahead.
The inmate started, "One billion bottles of beer on the wall..."
hamstershaver
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sushi, chicken marsala, probably some good fajitas too
sushi, chicken marsala, probably some good fajitas too
milo hobgoblin
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Bacon wrapped filet mignon, coupel of lobster tails.. HUGE baked patato..
Some asparagus with hollandaise sauce...
Appetizer.. hot apple pie with real vanilla ice cream.
And a pitcher of fresh iced tea with some lemon and sweet n low packets.
Some asparagus with hollandaise sauce...
Appetizer.. hot apple pie with real vanilla ice cream.
And a pitcher of fresh iced tea with some lemon and sweet n low packets.
Chicago deep dish pizza and carrot cake 
milo hobgoblin
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I dont like sugar in my tea.. Ive been using sweet n low for so long now.. I prefer the taste.
Besides sugar makes me sleepy.. and Id want to be wide awake for the execution so I can tease the guys pushing the butttons..
Id start gagging and choking.."UGH IT BURNS, MY PRECIOUSSSSS!!!"
"Ok just kidding, push the button already"
hell at leats try and have fun with it.. aint like its gonna change anything. And people will always say.. hey he died with a sense of humor.
Besides sugar makes me sleepy.. and Id want to be wide awake for the execution so I can tease the guys pushing the butttons..
Id start gagging and choking.."UGH IT BURNS, MY PRECIOUSSSSS!!!"
"Ok just kidding, push the button already"
hell at leats try and have fun with it.. aint like its gonna change anything. And people will always say.. hey he died with a sense of humor.
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BrothaBill
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I would never be in the situation but if I were wrongfully convicted and was sentenced to die, Id definitely cheat the hangman's noose so to speak. Go on my own terms, not have some spectacle of people watching me go out like Tookie. So my last meal would be whatever common meal I had eaten.
A final fuck you to those assholes who wrongfully convicted me and wanted to watch me die. Yeah, I know, but the victim's families would be major assholes in my mind if I was wrongfully convicted of something I didnt do. So fuck them too lol
A final fuck you to those assholes who wrongfully convicted me and wanted to watch me die. Yeah, I know, but the victim's families would be major assholes in my mind if I was wrongfully convicted of something I didnt do. So fuck them too lol
KillahBee
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stilleto said:that was almost a year ago. forgive me for not having enough time to categorize and memorize every thread ever made here.
buttnose
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=415150&highlight=meal
better?
Home made Gnocci. With the family sauce of course. We all make it different.
Ozz2001 said:
LOL...I forgot the Parmesan and Romano.
A bottle of the best tequila the nearest liquor store carries and about 2 mg of Xanax, not only will I go quite contentedly, I'll apologize profusely to the witnesses -- whether I committed the crime or not -- EVERYONE will come away from it happy, myself included. It will be a mightily cathartic experience!
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jenscats5
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hmmmm, probably a lot of cakes & pastries & things....
