What would a good excuse be

[Mysterio]

If you look beat up pretty good and haqve to be at work in 2 hours? I still don't know what to tell them.

 

[p0ink]

goth sex.

 

[Prometheus]

you just started boxing

 

[Pebcak]

Squirels, blame the squirels.

Pebcak

 

[the nature boy]

why don't you tell them what really happened?

 

[Mysterio]

why don't you tell them what really happened?

I just hope they believe me.

 

[the nature boy]

well that's all you can do. if they don't trust you then fuck em anyway.

 

[Crazier]

well that's all you can do. if they don't trust you then fuck em anyway.

Yeah dude. I mean, why would you try and come up with a story?
I mean, are you afraid they aren't going to believe there weren't 6 dudes to your 1, rather 1 on 1 and you got handed your ass???

I've been jumped before. I've had no trouble explaining that to people. I don't see what the problem is that you have to try and create an excuse.

Just tell them they were black dudes... they'll believe you.
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[Mysterio]

Yeah dude. I mean, why would you try and come up with a story?
I mean, are you afraid they aren't going to believe there weren't 6 dudes to your 1, rather 1 on 1 and you got handed your ass???

I've been jumped before. I've had no trouble explaining that to people. I don't see what the problem is that you have to try and create an excuse.

Just tell them they were black dudes... they'll believe you.
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Dude, that's wrong.

 

[Crazier]

Dude, that's wrong.

I know, I know... I was just fucking around bro...
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[Lord_Suston]

I really don't think your boss will be mad at you for getting jumped. Unless he is your pimp and he's losing money off your beat-up ass......

 

[Mysterio]

why don't you tell them what really happened?

I told him the truth yesterday. I took two oxycotin and a tall glass of milk........sleeped like a baby.

 

[Y_lifter]

" I got in a fight"

End of story

 

[Mysterio]

" I got in a fight"

End of story

That's exactly what I said.

 

[Y_lifter]

The truth shall set you FREE !!!

 

[frorider6]

"I got jumped" sounds better than "I got in a fight". The first one makes you sound innocent (which you were). "I got in a fight" implies you antagonized the situation.

 

[Mysterio]

The truth shall set you FREE !!!

I just didn't want my boss to get all upset.

 

[Y_lifter]

Is your Boss a Chronic Pacifist ?

And yes fro, on second thought " I got Jumped" would bring out the sympaty factor if that's what Myst is looking for here..

 

[Norman Bates]

Tell him those damn DEA AGents get more brutal every week.