what to tell people???

[monkey arms]

I've been accused of taking them since I was in college. Even though my first cycle wasn't until I was 31. I just tell them the truth, I wake-up at 5 a.m. 5 times a week and work out for 50mins. I don't miss workouts and havn't for years, and that I eat good food. I haven't had a drink in 3 years and I go to bed 10p.m. Then I turn it on them and ask them what their habits are. Most get so embarrassed because they treat themselvs like shit,and they feel like shit, they quickly change the subject.

 

[Lestat]

just say you are eating a ton of tuna

 

[Olorin]

I'm not surprised that people ask you but I am surprised that so many people here are so tolerant of this intrusive rude behaviour. You don't need to be here asking people how to lie to these morons. You don't owe anyone any answers and you are allowing them to have power over you by giving this as much attention as you are. They are strangers. Ignore them, or tell them to mind their own business. That's it.

 

[Snarling Force]

I had this same dilemma. I just wear super big clothes all the time while on. Nobody can tell a difference. Big hooded sweatshirts that hang on you conceal everything.

 

[BigB_79]

"I'm just taking mad amounts of creatine and protien"

 

[majutsu]

if you go deeply into what gnc carries they'll believe.
just be stupid and talk for 2 minutes straight...

Exactly Satch! And the "GNC speech" is freakin' hilarious K for ya bro.

 

[mountain muscle]

ditto on the bore them to death approach

I get this question alot, then launch into aromitization, alpha enzymes, second messenger systems, ... that shit clears a room quick. And any fool who actually listens to all that crap with wide-open eyes is "in the club" him/herself. I'm in a very small town too in the south -- so I feel your pain brother. Again, just seconding the bore them to death approach. Works for me!

Exactly! Go into a long speech about otc supplements, cell volumizing, "Heavy duty Training" and any other stuff you can think up. Always end it with a question about their eating, training and lifestyle. If after your diatribe they are still sceptical, have them meet you on leg day and make sure they puke and crawl out of the gym.

 

[Dirty V]

Andro! It worked for Mark Mcguire LOL-LOL!!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I don't mean to hi-jack your thread but...

I went to the gym tonight, late, like usual. I run into this girl I work with that I haven't seen since early February (she works AM, I work PM). She is insanely hot, married, but hot nonetheless. Now recently I finished a 12 week cycle and am looking rather large (240lbs), but I haven't seen her in forever so you'd think the first words out of her mouth would be, "hey, hows it goin?", or "ohmygod, its been forever", or "long time no see". But noooooooooooo, the first words she says are, "HOLY SHIT ARE YOU ON STEROIDS!?!?!?!".

Normally it would be no big deal, but this girls mother happens to be the one who does all the drug tests for our company!

I think I convinced her otherwise, but I'm not really sure

 

[griznuts2004]

I used to hear the andro line as much as the creatine one. You also have the option of telling them about this great new product called 1TU. They will have no clue!