I'll save you the trouble and time, here's how it will go.
Bush says that Kerry is evil, Kerry says Bush is more evil. Half way through they start sticking their toungues out at each other, and calling each other doo doo heads. Then with five minutes left they start fighting, you know the usual playground stuff, hair pulling, scratching, kicking, etc.. After which we decide that we are better off without a president, and we live happily ever after.