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What the hell's going on? MP5 has...

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had several women interested in me lately. I have no ego for this shit, but something wierd is going on. Some little hottie I always see waved to me at the store the other day where she works and gave me a big smile, and I don't even know her. Then this chick in the gym last week kept looking at me and my girlfriend even noticed it and got pissed, now everytime I see her she is checking me out (she is soooo hot). Then last night the 29 year old owner of my gym was talking to me telling me what a nice build I have, how broad I am, and how I have the body most women want, and telling me how she and her boyfriend are on the outs. And... I was in the grocery store I saw some hot brunette looking at me and she smiled and said hello as I walked by. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? I would take this as an ego bosst, but for this to happen all at once is wierding me out a bit. Of course I have a girlfriend so it does not matter anyway.
 
haha, no.
I always attract women in spurts. I was at the bar once and I had like 5 chicks all up on me, it was funny cause some stranger skinny guy walks up and says "damn man, I need to start hitting the weights!"
 
Knowing my luck that would be it. I tell you though, the chick in the gym is sooooo hot I am tempted.
 
its the automatic girlfriend attraction phenomenon.

you have a girlfriend
somehow chicks smell it...even if you arent with your girlfriend
you get play
the cycle continues

you get single
the chicks that you had falling for you all seem to scurry to the baseboards like friggen cockroaches.
rub one out
the cycle continues
 
Yep, its because you have a relationship going, Ive seen it happen many times. Ask married guys about it
 
Nates has it man...and the shit is down right evil sometimes.

I could sit in my shop and pick up chics all day when they knowmy wife is right there...its llike they like the challenge...and of course I talk to everyone....my wife says I'm cruel..
 
MP5,


I call bullshit. I think that at one time, probably 5 or 6 years ago, you were a very good looking guy. But time has ravaged your hairline and you've got enough fat around your middle that you look like the Pilsbury Doughboy.

Also, let me know if they're as "interested" in you once they find out you are a bank teller and that you owe almost $30,000 in student loans.

Love,
May1010
 
May lives at home, haha! What a pussy, how old are you May, still living at home, and not out of the closet to your family, I am sure you are a real catch in the gay community.
 
MP5, even a gay community has to have it sluts and May is one of theirs. They are happy to have him just like we are happy to have our sluts. They are usually the one to help our young men along with thier first piece. hehehe
 
MP5 said:
May lives at home, haha! What a pussy, how old are you May, still living at home, and not out of the closet to your family, I am sure you are a real catch in the gay community.
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Yes, I live at home ... but for a specific reason. I'm back at school so that I can make a career change. I'm lucky as hell that my parent's wanted to help me out. By the way, I moved out 20 years ago and now is my first time back.

As for being closeted to my family, you are correct, sir.

As for being a real catch? I'm not sure. Maybe you should ask Bull69 and Musclepig.


Finally, I assure everyone that I'm not Rnch. My only other handle on this board is Booylicious.
 
I lived on my own during school, my parents know I am straight, and Bull69 and MP said you were ugly but after a few beers, some ecstasy, and the flick of a light swicth, your ass was bearable.
 
MP5 said:
I lived on my own during school, my parents know I am straight, and Bull69 and MP said you were ugly but after a few beers, some ecstasy, and the flick of a light swicth, your ass was bearable.
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I lived on my own all through college as well ... and I managed to graduate with an M.B.A. without owing a dime to anyone. I also plan on finishing court reporting school not owing a dime to anyone ... but to do that, I had to make some sacrifices ... and one of those was to move back home.

As for being straight, just keep telling yourself that Drew. Maybe some day you'll believe it.

As for being ugly, you can't be serious.
 
to whom it may concern:

certain uncouth,inbred, DNA challenged, thick headed members on this board are ALLEDGING that i am may1010.

i can assure you, this is certainly not the truth.

may1010 is younger, more slightly built, and uglier than i am.

also, you could rent out his forehead for billboard advertising.

may lives in his parent's home in las vegas.

i live in my own spacious, renovated, highly mortgaged home of my own (and the bank's) in nawlinz.

may is a gay "bossy bottom".

i am a straight "teriffic top".

please note these differences for future reference.








(I'm gonna pay big time for this post!)
 
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Actually I think those guys are right about when you have someone more offers come in then when single. Kinda like couples that get pregnant after many years of trying and giving up or adopting.

Just enjoy it !!
 
MP5 I said that in jest. However, I will say that you aren't a bad looking guy from what I have seen of you.
 
Badlooking? Damn girl, why don't you just call me ugly. I have never posted what I thought was a good photo here. :(
 
MP5:

at least you post some pics.


all we have seen of may is chin to forehead, and what a TALL forehead it is! the glare off that skin would blind helen keller!

and he has the nerve to tease you about hair recession?

c'mon, may---

post a full body pic, show us what a "greek god" body looks like!
 
funny part is my hair is not receeding, might be a little thin, but not receeding. Christ, May's pic looks like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia.
 
re:may's pics

that one avitar, with the short hair and white t shirt and hungover scowl on his face, looked like an army boot camp pic.
 
i'm sure may has been "inside" the army once or twice before!

(or them inside him!)
 
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