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What the hell is wrong with people?

Seashell

Seashell

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I'm driving home from work last Thursday, in some stop-and-go traffic and the guy behind me rear-ends me. Right away my neck is hurting due to my head unexpectedly smashing into the headrest. I step out of the car to exchange info. I must have been outside for at the MOST 4 minutes, writing stuff down, and in that time, not one but TWO morons yelled at me "HEY BABY!" or something equally intelligent. From opposite sides of the median I might add. I'm thinking there's a time and place for hollering at ladies, but I'm pretty sure the scene of an accident isn't one!!! WTF? It's pretty obvious there's been a collision, I'm holding onto my neck, and these morons are gonna start hollering. Yeah, let me just run over there and give you my number big guy! Morons! :rolleyes:
 
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That's actually the best pick up line I've came up with - yelling at chicks while driving by.

My second best method is getting to the scene of an accident before the authorities do and hoping the chick is still unconscious. Can we say SCORE!
 
Well you must be pretty hot.... Take it as a complement...

Seriously though, of course they must be pretty dumb and useless, unlike the guys here.... I think most of the guys here had seen some hot chick get in an accident, they would immediately run over, give mouth to mouth and start breast, oops, I mean chest compressions....
 
Becoming said:
Well you must be pretty hot.... Take it as a complement...

Seriously though, of course they must be pretty dumb and useless, unlike the guys here.... I think most of the guys here had seen some hot chick get in an accident, they would immediately run over, give mouth to mouth and start breast, oops, I mean chest compressions....
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:lmao: I guess I should consider myself lucky that I just got away with some heckling then.
 
Nothing like an "easy target": A chick who is hurt and can't run from them in normal conditions!

Hope your neck is better soon!
 
I know I always want to go out with a guy who yells at me from a car. That's the sexiest thing ever!!

Yeah right! Get a life jerk offs!

Hope your neck will be ok!
 
i had a puerto rican friend like that. you could be at a funeral and he would still try hitting on girls.

the worse thing is that he didnt take no for an answer since he had a huge ego. he wouldnt get physical or anything he would just keep saying shit like "c'mon, baby, give a brotha a chance."

he was really funny though and could party like no other- the word hang over or the phrase too much was not in his vocabulary.
 
i've always wanted to open some sort of fun-time establishment called 'the freakin' puerto rican'

kinda' catchy innit bubba
 
Re: Re: What the hell is wrong with people?

From Zero said:


By my estimates, at least 90% of them are completely useless, ignorant, stupid creatures.
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There ya go ,suck up to her a bit and you might get some. NOT!
 
jackangel said:
i've always wanted to open some sort of fun-time establishment called 'the freakin' puerto rican'

kinda' catchy innit bubba
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Become a plumber and name the company:
"Stops your Freakin Leaking puerto rican'
 
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Seashell said:


He just might...;)
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I knew you were a dumb slut.The blonde hair, big tits and the fact you can't drive gives it away .:FRlol:
 
Y_Lifter said:


Yea, it could have been worse than being cat called.
You could have been killed in the wreck...
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True. I'm not saying it's THE most horrible thing, I just thought it was really odd, given the situation. I was totally shocked. :)

Some places just aren't good places for cat calls... ie. scene of an accident.. in church... at the office... whereas in other places it's kinda funny.
 
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deteras1 said:



I knew you were a dumb slut.The blonde hair, big tits and the fact you can't drive gives it away .:FRlol:
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Hey, easy now.. I was just kidding. No need for name calling.
 
Well dayum, hate to see what you'd say if you were pissed at me then! :lmao: Note to self: Don't invoke the wrath of deteras...
 
check her gallery and assume it's her.

if you want a tit-shot, photoshop her head onto a naked body and pretend it's her.

dumbasses.
 
Seashell looks like a person who I would have sex with. You should smile more though, what are you trying to say with those serious looks?
 
Hey baby! How about we go fuck and have a cigarette afterwards ?
 
How you doin seashell?

LMAO!!

Frackal you so funny....
 
jackangel said:
check her gallery and assume it's her.

if you want a tit-shot, photoshop her head onto a naked body and pretend it's her.

dumbasses.
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Please do not encourage such lewd behaviour.
 
Frackal said:
Seashell looks like a person who I would have sex with. You should smile more though, what are you trying to say with those serious looks?
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Umm.. that I need dental work? :lmao: Kidding.. I'm smilling in one of them..
 
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