What the hell happened to kissing?

[mountain muscle]

You know the type...

The long anticipated, anxiously awaited kiss. Nervously and lightly touch lips for the first time. The exhilaration as the soft, warm skin presses firmly against yours.
Lingering for a moment to relish the sensation the slightly parting your lips and letting your tongues slowly, softly entwine for a dizzying amount of time.
Then hestitantly parting, head spinning and the want or need of anticipation for the next kiss already building as you relish the soft tickle of each other's breath tickling your lips and face.

I miss that.

Now it seems people want to swallow your head or force their tongue in your mouth far enough to quench your hunger for food.
Quickly followed by the sickenly, slimy feel of their spit outlining your mouth in a 1" radius.
You desperately wanting to wipe it off as it slowly begins to dry and itch and your desire to run off into the night slowly overcomes you.

OR IS IT JUST ME?

 

[Carmen]

its just you.
the last romantic kiss i had like that was heaven.

 

[Razorguns]

what's wrong with that awesome full on mouth sensual kissing with a hot chick? Teenage puppy kisses are what you do if she's some ugly fat chick and the thought of her tongue in your mouth utterly disgusts you.

 

[SoKlueles]

I love those kind of kisses, too bad hammys too busy workin on his 2 minute special to worry bout it

 

[mrplunkey]

Get married and you won't have to worry about those full-on passionate kisses ever again! It'll be pecks on the cheek and lips-pressed-tight kisses for years!... and years... and years... gah! Somebody kill me now please.

 

[jenscats5]

Get married and you won't have to worry about those full-on passionate kisses ever again! It'll be pecks on the cheek and lips-pressed-tight kisses for years!... and years... and years... gah! Somebody kill me now please.

What he said.....

Men even want to kiss like that anymore???

 

[mountain muscle]

what's wrong with that awesome full on mouth sensual kissing with a hot chick? Teenage puppy kisses are what you do if she's some ugly fat chick and the thought of her tongue in your mouth utterly disgusts you.

Nothing at all My point isn't she shouldn't be trying to swallow my damn head. WTF is a puppy kiss anyway?

 

[hamstershaver]

What he said.....

Men even want to kiss like that anymore???

we dont want to kiss period, we want to get down to business

 

[jenscats5]

we dont want to kiss period, we want to get down to business

Obviously.........

 

[hamstershaver]

well the whole purpose of big romantic kisses is to get down her pants, so hammy just skips the middle man to save time

 

[mrplunkey]

What he said.....

Men even want to kiss like that anymore???

Noooo! You read that wrong. I'm referring to the powerful anti-aphrodisiac effects that putting a wedding band on a women's finger has! A full-on passionate kiss would be a godsend.

Hell, when I'm off cycle it's pretty mind-boggling what I'd go for just to get genuine erotic engagement. Then... when I'm on-cycle it's downright embarassing.

 

[jenscats5]

Noooo! You read that wrong. I'm referring to the powerful anti-aphrodisiac effects that putting a wedding band on a women's finger has! A full-on passionate kiss would be a godsend.

Hell, when I'm off cycle it's pretty mind-boggling what I'd go for just to get genuine erotic engagement. Then... when I'm on-cycle it's downright embarassing.

And I'm talking about the anti-aphrodisiac effect putting a wedding band on a men's finger has........A full-on passionate kiss would be a godsend.

 

[Rex]

What he said.....

Men even want to kiss like that anymore???

Kisses like that help me get off. Seriously without the connection associated with the kiss I might as well have jerked off.

 

[mrplunkey]

And I'm talking about the anti-aphrodisiac effect putting a wedding band on a men's finger has........A full-on passionate kiss would be a godsend.

Hah! Sounds like we're both hard-up then

I kept hearing about this 30-something phase women go through where they become more sexually active -- I think my spouse missed that phase.

 

[Smurfy]

Kisses like that help me get off. Seriously without the connection associated with the kiss I might as well have jerked off.

ditto.

Im mad crazy about the passionate kissing.OMG

 

[Evil_Frisky]

ditto.

Im mad crazy about the passionate kissing.OMG

double ditto..

 

[jerseyart]

Ditto Mountain.

What happened to just kissing? Christ, at least for a day, you know, until you get to learn her name.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Dunno.....I'm trying to figure out what the hell happened period.

 

[gonelifting]

I'm a great kisser. Just like with sex, there's a time for soft, light sensual kisses and there's a time for full body contact kisses.

I love a great kisser. Something about a woman that kisses good tells me she's something special. There's GOT to be other things great about her if she can treat your lips that delicately.

stop.

 

[Smurfy]

I'm a great kisser. Just like with sex, there's a time for soft, light sensual kisses and there's a time for full body contact kisses.

I love a great kisser. Something about a woman that kisses good tells me she's something special. There's GOT to be other things great about her if she can treat your lips that delicately.

stop.

T minus 5 seconds to the BTS forum.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I'm a great kisser. Just like with sex, there's a time for soft, light sensual kisses and there's a time for full body contact kisses.

I love a great kisser. Something about a woman that kisses good tells me she's something special. There's GOT to be other things great about her if she can treat your lips that delicately.

stop.

Lmao @ stop.

 

[string_bean00]

Kissing? Blah.

 

[velvett]

You know the type...

The long anticipated, anxiously awaited kiss. Nervously and lightly touch lips for the first time. The exhilaration as the soft, warm skin presses firmly against yours.
Lingering for a moment to relish the sensation the slightly parting your lips and letting your tongues slowly, softly entwine for a dizzying amount of time.
Then hestitantly parting, head spinning and the want or need of anticipation for the next kiss already building as you relish the soft tickle of each other's breath tickling your lips and face.

I miss that.

sigh..........

 

[marshallmadman]

My current girl is the best kisser I've ever been with. I think kissing is one of the more personal things you can do with someone. Even more so than sex sometimes.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

It is just you...

Last romantic kiss I had was a kiss goodbye. Long soft and sweet in the pouring rain. Wishing that the kiss would never end... sigh

 

[velvett]

Kisses like that help me get off. Seriously without the connection associated with the kiss I might as well have jerked off.

 

[The_Ghost]

Passionate kissing is a must or i can't be with that woman.

I wanna make her legs buckle before we are anywhere near the bedroom

 

[jerseyart]

Passionate kissing is a must or i can't be with that woman.

I wanna make her legs buckle before we are anywhere near the bedroom

You lean on them don't you fattie?

 

[The_Ghost]

You lean on them don't you fattie?

 

[mountain muscle]

its just you.
the last romantic kiss i had like that was heaven.

I just hate when someone tries to swallow your head and forcgue around their tongue down your throat and rythmically swirl their tongue like they are kneading bread.

Take your time and show me what you can do with your lips.Before you start that crap.

It is like having the orgasm first and working your way backward.

Jersey... Let's not get out of control. The name isn't important

J/K

 

[Rex]

You had me at

 

[ChefWide]

love this thread... its ALL ABOUT THE DAMN KISSING... it's all built on a foundation of kissing..

tell me: cant we all INTANTLY tell what kind of lover/person someone is after the first kiss?


mmm... kissing...

 

[mountain muscle]

love this thread... its ALL ABOUT THE DAMN KISSING... it's all built on a foundation of kissing..

tell me: cant we all INTANTLY tell what kind of lover/person someone is after the first kiss?


mmm... kissing...

I knew C Smoove would understand. If the connection isn't there with a kiss, there is no point going beyond that.

Hell, I can take care of the rest all by my lonesome.

 

[velvett]

Kissing will tell you a lot about a person abilities but they won't get a you a clue as to whether or not they will continue to be as passionate once they "get in".

 

[Sassy69]

I love those kind of kisses, too bad hammys too busy workin on his 2 minute special to worry bout it

2 minute special lol

 

[big4life]

Kissing can be an incredible experience. You start off with some light kissing, moving to more intense kissing involving nibbling on her lower lip, then alternate that with lighter kisses on her face, nose, and eyes, then you can start using your tongue. At least that's the way I like to start off.

 

[TC2]

What he said.....

Men even want to kiss like that anymore???

yep....I dated my ex for about 7 years and after all that time I would still grab her, pull her close to me, grab the hair on the back of her head (gently)tip her head back and give her a nice full kiss while touching her face with my other hand.

 

[ChefWide]

Kissing will tell you a lot about a person abilities but they won't get a you a clue as to whether or not they will continue to be as passionate once they "get in".

sounds like a time thing... but true comment, absolutely. i think what the kiss that opens the door is, is exactly that "that which defines possiblity" any more might be silly: but i can tell, definitely.

 

[UA_Iron]

I definitely get high from a good kissing session.

I agree its one of the most intimate things besides getting naked, but there's more passion in the kissing.

I have nice full soft lips which are perfect for kissing. I've been literaly smothered by bitches kissing me, its funny but I dont know whats up with that.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Is today fucking Valentines day or something?

 

[mountain muscle]

Is today fucking Valentines day or something?

Very nice, another riveting post brought to you by Ulcaster.

 

[UA_Iron]

No ulcaster,

you didnt see any Hallmark emblems did you?

 

[ChefWide]

Is today fucking Valentines day or something?

...and remember, bitter and brooding is damn sexy, gosh darnit!







So... how's the ear, VanGogh?

 

[jaded]

ditto.

Im mad crazy about the passionate kissing.OMG

.

 

[theoak01]

I'm a great kisser. Just like with sex, there's a time for soft, light sensual kisses and there's a time for full body contact kisses.

I love a great kisser. Something about a woman that kisses good tells me she's something special. There's GOT to be other things great about her if she can treat your lips that delicately.

stop.

exactly how I feel man.

a women who can make me weak in the knees when she kisses me has stolen my heart forever

 

[marshallmadman]

exactly how I feel man.

a women who can make me weak in the knees when she kisses me has stolen my heart forever

Very true. At least you remember them forever.

 

[Mr. dB]

Yuck, kissing.

 

[Mr. dB]

You never know whose cock she may have just sucked before trying to kiss you.

 

[wtlftr]

I didn't read the other post but..my post..Why do we need more sensual kisses when we have sex. Kiss the neck and other areas to get the point across. why exchange fluids that could make a person sick. Just kidding. I think sensual kisses have their place but in the bedroom it is deep passionate sex..o...and..love. Give it to her deep, legs over the head I say.

 

[mountain muscle]

I didn't read the other post but..my post..Why do we need more sensual kisses when we have sex. Kiss the neck and other areas to get the point across. why exchange fluids that could make a person sick. Just kidding. I think sensual kisses have their place but in the bedroom it is deep passionate sex..o...and..love. Give it to her deep, legs over the head I say.

That last of the hopeless romantics here on EF. What a treat!

 

[wtlftr]

females like kisses all over, just don't leave marks (hickeys).

 

[theoak01]

You never know whose cock she may have just sucked before trying to kiss you.

well if you arent a whore and kissing chicks who you just met in a bar that shouldnt be a issue.

to me kissing is very intimate,even more so then sex, so I save those up for someone I care about

 

[Razorguns]

Maybe this is Mountain Muscle's very unique way of coming out? Read between the lines mofos!

 

[mountain muscle]

Maybe this is Mountain Muscle's very unique way of coming out? Read between the lines mofos!

You crazy bastard. You are reading way too much between the lines and are confusing me with some of the other guys on this board.

I don't think I could ever kiss another guy no matter how talented he may be. The stubbly chin on my face alone would probably put me into convulsions.

But hell this is a good start to a rumor, let's see where it goes.

Anyway... How YOOO doin' ?

 

[wtlftr]

MM...you are a guy..right...You do not have to think about kissing a guy..argue..no way. You would never kiss a guy...except fot 5 millon dollars

 

[Testosterone boy]

I'm a great lover.


I'll bet.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

When it gets down to it, nothing's better than having a gorgeous woman laying on top of you, feeling her breasts pressing into your chest, your arms around her, stroking her body, running your fingers through her hair.....and those long, deep, sensual kisses. They make the anticipation of what's next so great. It's the best cuz it's the only thing that makes you so relaxed and excited at the same time. Sex is just the icing on the cake.

 

[gonelifting]

kissing

 

[BUBBLES]

When it gets down to it, nothing's better than having a gorgeous woman laying on top of you, feeling her breasts pressing into your chest, your arms around her, stroking her body, running your fingers through her hair.....and those long, deep, sensual kisses. They make the anticipation of what's next so great. It's the best cuz it's the only thing that makes you so relaxed and excited at the same time. Sex is just the icing on the cake.

 

[Razorguns]

Artist Lyrics: Southpark
Song Lyrics: Taco Flavoured Kisses
Album Lyrics:
[Buy " " CD]

Mall Employee: What kinda song do you want?
J Lo: Something hot and spicy!
*Country/Rock Music*
J Lo: Spicier!
*Beach Music*
J Lo: Spicier!
*Mexican Music*
J Lo: Burrito taco taco! Burrito taco, taco taco!
Don't think that just because i gotta lot a money,
I'll give you taco-flavoured kisses, honey;
To fill all your wishes with my taco-flavoured kisses!
Taco taco, burrito burrito, taco taco!
To fill all your wishes with my taco-flavoured kisses!
Taco taco!
Record Co. Guy#1: She's fantastic! Who is she!?!
Record Co. Guy#2: Believe it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez!
Record Co. Guy#1: Well that makes sense! She reminds me of J Lo!
Record Co. Guy#2: Yeah, but she's younger and spicier!
J Lo: Taco taco, burrito burrito, taco taco!
Record Co. Guy#1: I don'th think J Lo would like it very much if
we signed this new girl.
Record Co. Guy#2: No, you're right...we're gonna have to fire J Lo!

Recording Studio
Recording Guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, let's take it from the top!
*Music Starts*
J Lo: Baby, lets make a run for the border,
I got a hunger only tacos can stop!
I know exactly what I'll order:
3 tacos, 2 tostados and a soda pop!
Record Co. Guy#1: Gentlemen, we have ourselves a hit!
J Lo: I need to make a run for the border!
If you'll pay I'll take off my top!
Do you remember what I want to oder?
3 tacos, 2 tostados and a soda pop!
Yeah, and don't forget the hot sauce, cholo!

The next day...
J Lo: Oh Ben, I'm so happy; the cool breeze blowing through
my hair in your sexy automobile!
Ben: Let's spend the whole day together!
J Lo: Oh, Ben, you are so perfect! So spectacular in every way!
You bring light into my life Ben;
You almost make me forget all about...TACOS!!!
Ooo, tacos so good! In my tummy: yummy yummy,
Give me more!
I love you Ben you almost make me forget about...tacos!

Ben's Car...
Ben: Jenny, I have to tell you something...I-I think I love you!
J Lo: Aw, I love you too, Ben! But...
Ben: But what?
J Lo: But what if you still have feelings for the slut with the large ass?
*Car parks*
Ben: I still care for her, but you just have so much more going on...
up here!
J Lo: Aw Ben...Ben!
Ben: Jenny, can I kiss you?
CartmanL: NO!!!!!
J Lo: Yes! Oh yes, Ben, kiss me!
Cartman: Ah, God dammit!
.....
Cartman: AH!...ah, dude!
Ben: Mmm, just like tacos!
J Lo: Taco flavoured kisses for my Ben!
Ben: You're so hot, baby!
J Lo: I make you hot, Ben?
Ben: Mmm, yeah!
.....
Ben: Oh, Jenny *zipper* Oh Jenny!
J Lo: ....Ben...
Ben: OH, GOD, JENNY!!!!!
J Lo: *muffled* Oh, Ben, my darling!
Cartman: AH!!! SICK!!!! AH, THATS IT! WE'RE LEAVING NOW!!!!
*car door opens and slams*
Ben: But I love her!!!
J Lo: BEN!!!
Ben: JENNY! Jenny...I'll call you!
J Lo: *fading* I LOVE YOU BEN!!!

Recording Studio
*music*
J Lo: Ooo, baby baby! Can I have your tacos?
Those tacos sure look good!
I'm just Jenny from the hood!
Ooo, can I have your tacos?
Poor I- stop! STOP STOP!
*music stops*
What the hell is wrong with you?
You cholos cannot even keep a beat!
I DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS! I AM JENNIFER LOPEZ!
WHERE IS MY WATER?!?!
*throws water bottle*
NOT AVION!! PALIGRINO, YOU STUPID BITCH!!!

 

[Carmen]

When it gets down to it, nothing's better than having a gorgeous woman laying on top of you, feeling her breasts pressing into your chest, your arms around her, stroking her body, running your fingers through her hair.....and those long, deep, sensual kisses. They make the anticipation of what's next so great. It's the best cuz it's the only thing that makes you so relaxed and excited at the same time. Sex is just the icing on the cake.

ok yeah... thats HOT.

 

[*MissFit*]

I love kissing.. Sex ruins all that.. well. it has it's good points too

 

[Lowest]

I love those kind of kisses, and I'm damn good at them too. Just got a new gf, and we're in that stage right now, lots of kissing, not going much farther yet. It's all good to me though, sex will be great whenever we get to that, I'm just enjoying things as they happen. Damn it's good to have a girl again, and the perfect size for me too!

 

[treilin]

I love those kind of kisses, and I'm damn good at them too. Just got a new gf, and we're in that stage right now, lots of kissing, not going much farther yet. It's all good to me though, sex will be great whenever we get to that, I'm just enjoying things as they happen. Damn it's good to have a girl again, and the perfect size for me too!

Congrats on your luck! Last guy I kissed was the second base skipper. He missed third and home also... Well you would also be out in baseball if you skipped a bag and got tagged out before you got back to it.

 

[biteme]

I just need to fuck. The kissing comes with it.

 

[velvett]

My beau hates kissing.





















I, on the other hand, love it.











It's a problem.

 

[Werd]

My beau hates kissing.






















I, on the other hand, love it.











It's a problem.

How could a man HATE kissing?

That is the second comment I have seen you post up that sez stuff is amiss between u 2.

 

[The_Ghost]

My beau hates kissing.





















I, on the other hand, love it.











It's a problem.

How can someone hate kissing??

I feel for ya!!!

 

[treilin]

My beau hates kissing.
I, on the other hand, love it.
It's a problem.

See I love the kissing part. If it's a rush through the kissing... You know everything else is gong to be the sameway. Not even worth it since it's all one-sided.
I'd rather it take hours and days and weeks then 2 seconds.
From experience if he's bad at kissing then he's bad at everything else. Only out for himself. Like some wet nasty dog that needs some taming.

 

[Werd]

I still remember that first time my last bf kissed me. It was over 3 years ago (we parted ways several times since and there have been many other kisses since). I can still feel his warm lips on mine. I can smell his cologne now. I was sooooooooo nervous, my heart was pounding.

I can still remember how he commented shortly thereafter as I was sitting in his kitchen about how the light streamed through the window and caught the natural red highlights of my long curly hair as he was cutting limes for my tequila. He said, "MY GOD but you are beautiful."

I can't remember the last time I blushed so.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

How can someone hate kissing??

It's icky...

 

[treilin]

I still remember that first time my last bf kissed me. It was over 3 years ago (we parted ways several times since and there have been many other kisses since). I can still feel his warm lips on mine. I can smell his cologne now. I was sooooooooo nervous, my heart was pounding.

I can still remember how he commented shortly thereafter as I was sitting in his kitchen about how the light streamed through the window and caught the natural red highlights of my long curly hair as he was cutting limes for my tequila. He said, "MY GOD but you are beautiful."

I can't remember the last time I blushed so.

Seee that's what I'm waiting for! I am happy by myself. You know how people say they are done with just dating the 'attractive' people they would just settle for a 'nice, half-decent' person. Nope they have to be both. I tried settling it didn't work. The attraction has to be full throttle. I say now I would rather just do it myself.. then to settle. Less hassle.

 

[Werd]

Seee that's what I'm waiting for! I am happy by myself. You know how people say they are done with just dating the 'attractive' people they would just settle for a 'nice, half-decent' person. Nope they have to be both. I tried settling it didn't work. The attraction has to be full throttle. I say now I would rather just do it myself.. then to settle. Less hassle.

WERD

I'll probably end up alone, but it is all good. I will NEVER settle again. NEVER.

 

[treilin]

WERD

I'll probably end up alone, but it is all good. I will NEVER settle again. NEVER.

Yeah... I don't care either way. I would love to have a guy... but at the same time since I'm already happy it would have to be a relationship that enhanced my happiness and added joy I see way to many unhappy couples to even bother with having someone there for the sheer purpose of it.

 

[BradG]

I just hate when someone tries to swallow your head and forcgue around their tongue down your throat and rythmically swirl their tongue like they are kneading bread.

Take your time and show me what you can do with your lips.Before you start that crap.

It is like having the orgasm first and working your way backward.

Jersey... Let's not get out of control. The name isn't important

J/K

You are crazy. I LOVE tounge down throat kissing, as you put it. The anticipation of what might come, the knowing she's into you as much as you are her (i'm not talking literally), the discovery that she's talented.... DAMN!

Don't get me wrong, romantic slow kissing has it's place but it all depends on the mood. The situation at hand. Romantic kisses just aren't as exciting to me but they are very nice still.

 

[Sweet_Bitch]

My beau hates kissing.





















I, on the other hand, love it.











It's a problem.

My husband says "he can't coordinate his breathing" in order to kiss. I haven't been good and kissed in, ummmmm, about 5 years.

Know how you feel, understand the problem.

 

[Lowest]

A good kiss should take your breath away, if you CAN coordinate your breathing while getting a kiss, you're not doing it right anyway. I think your hubby is using a lame excuse for either being a bad kisser or just not liking it for some reason.

 

[trailseeker]

Kissing died with foreplay. They're buried side-by-side. A moment of silence, please...

 

[Sweet_Bitch]

A good kiss should take your breath away, if you CAN coordinate your breathing while getting a kiss, you're not doing it right anyway. I think your hubby is using a lame excuse for either being a bad kisser or just not liking it for some reason.

Ya think? I figured that out years ago. I have my suspicion's as to the real reason. I miss it SOOOOOOOO much though!!!!! Kissing used to be my favorite form of foreplay....

 

[Lowest]

Sorry if I was preaching to the choir then, my bad I just fail to see how a guy can either not like kissing, or stop liking it. I think kissing and foreplay are two things that should get better with time and practice, but then again, I'm also a guy who likes watching chick flicks so I never assume other guys are like me!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I can't imagine having to do without that passionate breath taking kiss...

 

[Sweet_Bitch]

Sorry if I was preaching to the choir then, my bad I just fail to see how a guy can either not like kissing, or stop liking it. I think kissing and foreplay are two things that should get better with time and practice, but then again, I'm also a guy who likes watching chick flicks so I never assume other guys are like me!

I fail to see it too. And I agree, they should. It's funny what changes with time, what gets better, what gets worse. I would give up damn near anything just to be properly kissed again.

 

[Pamela]

You know the type...

The long anticipated, anxiously awaited kiss. Nervously and lightly touch lips for the first time. The exhilaration as the soft, warm skin presses firmly against yours.
Lingering for a moment to relish the sensation the slightly parting your lips and letting your tongues slowly, softly entwine for a dizzying amount of time.
Then hestitantly parting, head spinning and the want or need of anticipation for the next kiss already building as you relish the soft tickle of each other's breath tickling your lips and face.

I miss that.

Now it seems people want to swallow your head or force their tongue in your mouth far enough to quench your hunger for food.
Quickly followed by the sickenly, slimy feel of their spit outlining your mouth in a 1" radius.
You desperately wanting to wipe it off as it slowly begins to dry and itch and your desire to run off into the night slowly overcomes you.

OR IS IT JUST ME?

I thought I was the only one who felt like this.

I love the long, slow sensual kissing that makes you have tingly feelings in your stomach.
It feels like magic!

 

[BlondeBombshell27]

My boyfriend and I kiss all the time. His friends give us a hard time for kissing in public.

 

[evansteve]

getting any kind of kiss would be good.
but im willing to wait for the right girl.

 

[Forge]

Passionate kissing is a must. It's the most important part of the sexual chemistry, without it none of the rest has any meaning.