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What scares you most?
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The Shadow
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ladyluck said:
The fact that Plifter is looking for a Chippendale's costume for Halloween.
That and that fact that WODIN is SO damn old...
I running low on preservative and the guy who dreamed up my current formula died in a fire during the dark ages. Dumb ass had to play barbarian. Ohhh lets burn down some villages, rape some women, and lot...Idiots! I had to teach them that you Rape first, then pillage and burn.
Anyone wanna take a shot at analyzing this stuff? Hey, I'm 4,387 and I don't look a day over 35!
Anyone wanna take a shot at analyzing this stuff? Hey, I'm 4,387 and I don't look a day over 35!
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MoneyBags
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my nuts falling off.
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MommaKin
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how bout the clown from that Stephen King movie??
I think it was called "IT"
I think it was called "IT"
enrage said:That damn clown from that movie Poltergeist
ZenMachine
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Being average.
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MommaKin
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If you hate fuckings clowns, don't fuck them anymore.....simple.....
My daughter has this fear of clowns too....I think cause they're so overbearing and obnoxious
My daughter has this fear of clowns too....I think cause they're so overbearing and obnoxious
Milhouse said:
Milhouse
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MommaKin said:
Lol I dont think I will have that problem anymore because I will probably have nighmares about Plifter chasing me with his chippendales outfit on now.
I can just see it now.........milhouse falls asleep...zzzz
Nighmare Plifter: C'mon milhouse I am gonna catch you, I am wearing my chippendales outfit. it won't hurt a bit, it's not that big.
Milhouse: ayayayaya
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Johnny Zampon
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not being the ladies man that i am. thats more scary for the ladies though.
Steroid_Virgin
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Mimes are much worse than fucking clowns, every time I see a street corner mime, I have to fight off the urge to drive over him or her.
Biggest fear? Not making it into heaven
Biggest fear? Not making it into heaven
Checkmatebloated
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The views of 2Thick and RyanH.
Slice of Peach2
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Re: Re: What scares you most?
I'm sorry...since when is 40 old? You are going to be 40 someday and some twenty-something is going to call you old. That will be your punishment.
Cornholio said:
I'm sorry...since when is 40 old? You are going to be 40 someday and some twenty-something is going to call you old. That will be your punishment.
satanic goatslayer
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Rutabagas.
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DcupSheepNipples
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What scares me most is having a roid rage, start a fight with Satanic Goatslayer get distracted by Smallmovesal flashing me with her mesquito bite tits. Then Satanic Goatslayer sucker punches me ramming my nose bone into my brain. Smallmovesal molests my corpse with her electric love muscles. After she finishes Satanic Goatslayer performs a Satanic goat ritual using my corpse. And lastly he consums my body with a six pack of Keystone Ice. Because of the incident Plifter, then becomes the first Drag Queen Leader of the free world. That scares the shit out of me!
hardbdygrl
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enrage said:That damn clown from that movie Poltergeist
oooh my goood i had nightmares about that for weeeks!!!!!!!!,, i use to run from my bedroom door and hop onto my bed b/c i thought the clown would reach out and get me as i was walking to my bed!!! i haaate clowns now
The thought of having to go to work to be with the bosses and clients I can no longer tolerate tomorrow.
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velvett said:The thought of having to go to work to be with the bosses and clients I can no longer tolerate tomorrow.
and the next day,
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To quote Peter from office space "everyday you see me is the worst day of my life"
I fear getting so old I can't get a boner any more.
ZenMachine
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Velvett,
This begs the question - Why go?
There are lots of jobs out there. Why go to one you are miserable at?
Zen
This begs the question - Why go?
There are lots of jobs out there. Why go to one you are miserable at?
Zen
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Frackal
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ZenMachine said:
Same here.
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KAYNE
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WHEN MY NIGHTLITE GOES OUT, I GET PRETTY SCARED.
KAYNE
KAYNE
SeXKiTTen_CanDy
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Really religious people. Full on religious people. They really scare me.
SeXKiTTen_CanDy
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All of them.
Every single religion. Religion is the cause of all wars. Religion is fake. It’s made up, all the ‘gods’ are made up. There is no proof of the existence of it.
I’m also scared of sharks.
I’m shitty, I bought a new paid of bikini’s for summer, and now they bloody broadcast over the news that a great white was seen crusing my favourite beach! Are you going to see me near that water? Hell no!
Every single religion. Religion is the cause of all wars. Religion is fake. It’s made up, all the ‘gods’ are made up. There is no proof of the existence of it.
I’m also scared of sharks.
I’m shitty, I bought a new paid of bikini’s for summer, and now they bloody broadcast over the news that a great white was seen crusing my favourite beach! Are you going to see me near that water? Hell no!
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