What my 2.5 year old just did

[EarthRider]

I thought she put some decor rocks in her mouth cause she was playing with them. I stuck my hand out and said, spit that shit out. So she spit it out on my hand and it was cereal, lmao. You had to be there

 

[zwhit]

Did she say "fail"?

 

[EarthRider]

lmao, she lol'd

 

[PICK3]

You had to be there

tr00

 

[EarthRider]

i don't care who you are, that was funny

 

[mistaballoonhands]

Lol

 

[smurf2]

Pics or it didnt happen

 

[EarthRider]

see another reason i need a iphone. its too much work to get out camera and load up pics. we have 6 months left with us cellular. that would have been a great vid

 

[cindylou]

Lol, that happens to me all the time. I always think it's something dangerous. She knows this, so now she runs off with something in her mouth grinning while I chase after her..."Abby! Get back here and open your mouth!"

It's never anything dangerous. Lol. At the same time, she never spits it out for me.

 

[EarthRider]

are you one of those moms who has hher child wipe down each door handle when they enter shit

 

[cindylou]

are you one of those moms who has hher child wipe down each door handle when they enter shit

No. Lol, I've never heard of that before. Why wouldn't I wipe the handle down myself?

 

[EarthRider]

lol, i figured


just don't let her become afraid of her shadow m'kay

 

[cindylou]

I was teasing, I don't wipe it down either.

 

[EarthRider]

lol

i do wipe down the grocery cart handle, i am a lil ocd

 

[mistaballoonhands]

see another reason i need a iphone. its too much work to get out camera and load up pics. we have 6 months left with us cellular. that would have been a great vid

I like those dumb us cellular commercials on the radio. A corn snake!!!!!

 

[cindylou]

lol

i do wipe down the grocery cart handle, i am a lil ocd

Lol, me too but it's not in the way everyone thinks.

I do let Abby wipe down the carts at the grocery store, though. But only because she pretty much demands it.

I did pass on my fear of spiders to her. I specifically told myself I wasn't going to do that but somehow I did. Im so disappointed she is afraid of bugs so young.

Can't be outside in the summer in Missouri and be afraid of bugs. Lol.

 

[EarthRider]

Lyla likes bugs she plays with them

 

[cindylou]

Abby used to; this fear is new.

That's good. I think a fear of bugs is more than just being about bugs.

 

[ChristianDom96]

im phobic of spiders

 

[SpyWizard]

awesome..

wait till she says "NO" and shoves more of whatever into her mouth..

here's the trick, pinch and hold her nose..

 

[EarthRider]

lol, if I pinch her nose, she will think it's a game. Like you know "look, daddy stole your nose"

 

[wootoom]

Who cares, fuck off

 

[EarthRider]

Who cares, fuck off

fuck you jack off, if you don't like this thread keep your good for nothing ass out of it shit face

 

[wootoom]

get a fucking life

 

[EarthRider]

i have a business, 2 kids and amazing wife

you good for nothing piece of shit, why don't you go dink yourself

 

[wootoom]

i give a fuck what you have, great story

 

[EarthRider]

yeah well, i only give a fuck what you have cause i'm hoping to make the will

 

[wootoom]

you are pissing me off, im out for the day

 

[EarthRider]

later bro, good chatting with ya

 

[wootoom]

eat a fucking dick smoothie

 

[smurf2]

what are decor rocks

 

[shirlene29]

the pinching the nose thing works on the younger set too

jus sayin

 

[SpyWizard]

eat a fucking dick smoothie

wouldn't that hurt?? ouch..

 

[cindylou]

Never heard of the nose pinch. Will try.

 

[the.gladiator1987]

My 1 year old son will walk into our room with my ps3 controller, and when i look at him and see it and say "Jaxon!" he runs off back to the couch where the controller was and throws it on there and looks back at me like he didnt do anything, lmao too cute