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Diggerman
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Why is the world celebrating Patricks Day and what makes the Irish so popular? I read that they have been amongst the world's most discriminated against immigrants ever. So why the "we love you" mood now?
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Diggerman
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Well, we're as cool as fuck here, so why not a big Zimbabwe parade!!!
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BrothaBill
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The Irish rule the world, most just dont know it and we organize these celebrations in our honor. The ultimate underground secret society
Moderate_THIS
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Irish Spring soap, duh
silverfish
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Beer and red haired women 
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BrothaBill
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jnevin said:
Its damn true, immigrating from our island, we didnt rage against the machine but became a part of it and masters of it. Assimilating said cultures and quietly assuming positions of power and being so damn nice about it. Work ethic and a joyous appreciation of life that made us popular that rubbed off on people.
A crowning example for any race of people on how to succeed in a society and change it for the betterment of their peoples
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BrothaBill said:
Where is that island Orkney?
Some of Irelands Son's and Daughters who have made a name for themselves in History.
Arthur Wellesley
Eric Dorman Smith
Theobald Wolfe Tone
Michael Collins
Eamonn De Valera
Sean T. O'Kelly
Mary Robinson
Mary McAleese
Catherine Hayes
Here is an Irish joke.
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he couldn't stand still. He asked Father Murphy for some advice. Father Murphy replied, "When I'm worried about gettin' nervous on the pulpit, I take a wee bit o' whiskey. Just to calm my nerves." So the next Sunday he took the older priest's advice. Before the mass, he got nervous and took a drink. He then proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door:
1. A few sips of whiskey. Not the whole bottle.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Senior, Junior, and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say "He was stoned off his ass."
10. We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body"; he did not say, Eat me."
12. The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the, "Mary with the Cherry".
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yea God"
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Patrick's, not a patrick-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
Arthur Wellesley
Eric Dorman Smith
Theobald Wolfe Tone
Michael Collins
Eamonn De Valera
Sean T. O'Kelly
Mary Robinson
Mary McAleese
Catherine Hayes
Here is an Irish joke.
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he couldn't stand still. He asked Father Murphy for some advice. Father Murphy replied, "When I'm worried about gettin' nervous on the pulpit, I take a wee bit o' whiskey. Just to calm my nerves." So the next Sunday he took the older priest's advice. Before the mass, he got nervous and took a drink. He then proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door:
1. A few sips of whiskey. Not the whole bottle.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Senior, Junior, and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say "He was stoned off his ass."
10. We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body"; he did not say, Eat me."
12. The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the, "Mary with the Cherry".
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yea God"
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Patrick's, not a patrick-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
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BrothaBill
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Diggerman said:
Off the tip of Scotland
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BrothaBill
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William Wallace's Island
tattoofever
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because people are scared we'll kick there asses when we get drunk
Y_lifter
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History Channel was all day about the micks yesterday.
Lots of good stuff I did not know.. Especially about St Patrick.
Yea, came come over here, be outcast and instead of fighting in the streets,
they fought in the polls with the Green Machine and gained power.
Too bad the Irish can't do the same in their own country.
Lots of good stuff I did not know.. Especially about St Patrick.
Yea, came come over here, be outcast and instead of fighting in the streets,
they fought in the polls with the Green Machine and gained power.
Too bad the Irish can't do the same in their own country.
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