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What is Your Morning Routine?

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I have to be at work by 8:00 but I love my morning sleep and snuggle time with the ole lady. So I set the alarm for 5:30 snooze and hug on her until about 7:00 then I wake up take a shower then get back in the bed with her to dry off and warm up(she hates this btw) then I stay in bed until about 7:35 get ready and then split and get a taquito on the way and then eat at work.

What about ya'll?
 
Get up at 4:27am, shower, eat, drive to work, open up the facility, go to the trade floor arboretum and drink a hot cup of green tea with honey in silence, its excellent. peace
 
I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.


Guess which movie I got this from.
 
snooze button

snooze button

snooze button

snooze button

snooze button

....get up and rush like a mother-fucker to meet clients on time.
 
Get up at 4:30, SSS, Pack my meals, drink a cup of mud and eat a chicken breast on the way to work, eat, check the nightly reports, say ok yeah, or call three people and yell at them. Go to the bathroom and jack off twice, take my morning saint808. Run down the hall screaming...I'm a pretty boy! I'm a pretty boy! several times. Go sit in my vps chair and fart several times. Go get a cup of coffee, come back here. Push some buttons, analyse some data, fart in my chair. Eat again. Of course thats monday through friday. Saturday and sunday I run down the street naked peeing on peoples cars around 4:45 in the morning.

Eat
 
WODIN said:
Get up at 4:30, SSS, Pack my meals, drink a cup of mud and eat a chicken breast on the way to work, eat, check the nightly reports, say ok yeah, or call three people and yell at them. Go to the bathroom and jack off twice, take my morning saint808. Run down the hall screaming...I'm a pretty boy! I'm a pretty boy! several times. Go sit in my vps chair and fart several times. Go get a cup of coffee, come back here. Push some buttons, analyse some data, fart in my chair. Eat again. Of course thats monday through friday. Saturday and sunday I run down the street naked peeing on peoples cars around 4:45 in the morning.

Eat

You have a very interesting life you should write a book about it.
 
6:15 wake up alarm, hit the OFF button, lay there, *ahem* get my thoughts together *ahem*. Get up, got to the bathroom, and start a hot shower. Dry off, shave, brush teeth, and start to get dressed.

Between putting on shirt and pants, run to the kitchen to pack my lunch. Go back to bedroom and finish dressing. Walk to the Metro for the ride downtown. Walk to work, go to office kitchen and warm up some breakfast burritos and start the coffee. Turn on the computer and read Elite.
 
one of the few good things about my otherwise suckass job is working 4 pm to midnight, as i am NOT a morning person.

my "morning" routine is a pot of strong, community dark roast coffee, oatmeal and surfing elite until i feel awake enough to face the outside world.

god, if "they" outlawed coffee i would have to turn into a criminal to support my caffine habit!:p
 
With the start of this School year and my Daughter going to a new School, my routine of 2 years has changed...

I used to get up at 0450 and go to the Gym..

Wife gets up at 0530 and makes all kinda noise (shower,blow dryer etc) so I half sleep half not after that.
Then I get up at 0615, shower, get kid and me some breakfast and drive her to School across town.
Then I drive back across town to work.
Total drive time is something in the order of 65-70 Minutes.

Going to the Gym after work and the crowds kinda blows...
 
In the military "backwards planning" format:

0915 Sitting at my desk ready to work

0850-0915 Shower

0830-0850 Weight Workout

0730-0830 Check Email/Shine Boots

0630-0730 Morning PT w/my soldiers (Run, Pushups, Situps)

0545-0630 Check email, set priorities for the day

0530-0545 Drive to work

0445-0530 Dress for PT, Drink water, Shave, Snuggle w/wife and baby, Quickie (occasionally)

0445 Wake up
 
Y_Lifter said:

Total drive time is something in the order of 65-70 Minutes.

Damn....I would be on the news at 11 as the Road Rage guy if I had to do this.
 
Should wake up at 7 but usually set alarm for 7:15. Not into the snooze button. If I know I need that extra 15 mins I set the alarm for 7:15 when I go to bed.

Go downstairs. Yell at my mom. Grind up some flax seeds while singing to birdy num num. Finish making my morning shake.

Sit at computer while sipping on shake and mom yells at me that she is ready. Go upstairs, brush teeth, get dressed.

Usually out the door by 7:45, at my desk by 8:15. Not bad eh?

JC
 
Cornholio said:
lol

As opposed to "Mean constipated man".

LMAO...I'm very regular thank you. I treat my colon with the utmost respect. Unlike you, I do not use mine for a parking facility for dicks-o-plenty.

he he..
 
Originally posted by WODIN
Damn....I would be on the news at 11 as the Road Rage guy if I had to do this.

Add to that driving through 3 25 mph School zones both ways.
Listening to Radio Disney on the AM band on the way to School.

The only thing that keeps me sane is the time spent and the witty conversation I get to have with my 11 yr old daughter.
 
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wake up when i wake up. (unless i am meeting a client, which i always schedule for pm if i can). roll out of bed and into computer seat. check email. do some work. go to gym. then, do some more work.

god i love being self employed.
 
Wake up when my dog Molly wants to go out (can be any time between 3:00am and 7:00 am) :(

Shower and go to the gym or physical therapy.
 
I don't know how the hell some of you guys can get up at the crack of dawn every morning. I work at 1pm at the EARLIEST (usually it's 4pm)...so I can basically sleep in every day and stay up 'til 2am at night. :)

Anyway, I never have a set schedule. I get up, do whatever I have to do (be it workout, buy groceries, pay bills, etc) and then go to work.
 
get up at 4:30a.m, hobble to the shower. Take a piss first.
cuss about having to be up so damn early
Eat the same thing every morning
brush and floss teeth(smell floss to see if it stinks)
put on deodorant, cologne, face lotion
Flex in the mirror
Get dressed
rush out the door
 
sereneman said:
get up at 4:30a.m, hobble to the shower. Take a piss first.
cuss about having to be up so damn early
Eat the same thing every morning
brush and floss teeth(smell floss to see if it stinks)
put on deodorant, cologne, face lotion
Flex in the mirror
Get dressed
rush out the door

two questions:

why not flex before showering, as this can work up a sweat

if you piss in the shower it will save you some time
 
i get up at 4:50 everyday, get dressed for the gym, fix breakfast for my family, out the door by 6, to the gym to work out, at work by 8:30-9:00, depending on the day.

i'm one of those irritating morning people!
 
ttlpkg said:


two questions:

why not flex before showering, as this can work up a sweat

if you piss in the shower it will save you some time

Don't have enough energy to flex yet. I do shave in the shower. Good idea about the pissing in the shower, but I have to go so damn bad when I wake up that I can't wait. TXGirl I was doing O.K. util I saw your tits again. Now I can't concentrate.
 
Cornholio said:
snooze button

snooze button

snooze button

snooze button

snooze button

....get up and rush like a mother-fucker to meet clients on time.

exactly, except I rush to class because i'm in college
 
FreeballinDC said:


Does your wife know you do this?

That's not a part of my daily routine, but she doesn't mind me doing those things. We each have our own sink now so I don't get in her way like I used to. :)
 
It just kinda reminded me of the "Seinfeld" episode where George is caught pissing in the gym shower, and everybody freaks out about it.

As long as you don't piss in her sink....
 
FreeballinDC said:
It just kinda reminded me of the "Seinfeld" episode where George is caught pissing in the gym shower, and everybody freaks out about it.

As long as you don't piss in her sink....

Ha, ha. Yeah pissing in the gym shower is a definite no, no. Unless you're the only one in there...
 
ttlpkg said:


Ha, ha. Yeah pissing in the gym shower is a definite no, no. Unless you're the only one in there...

Which is the very reason I wear shower shoes. God knows what nastiness is on the shower floor :D
 
Funny cos My first training camp for football I was shocked to see guys pissing in the shower. There were a handful of guys who almost made it a point to piss in the shower afterwards. So I went ahead and did it if the mood struck me too and it was a big pee-fest.
 
I DON'T OPEN MY STORE YNTIL 10:00 AM SO I SPEND THE NIGHT AT MY LADIES APT WE LIVE IN THE SAME COMPLEX WE WANT TO BE NEAR EACH OTHER BUT DON'T WANT TO LIVE TOGEATHER, ANYWAY I WAKE UP AT ABOUT 9:30 AND MAKE LOVE TO MY BUETIFUL GIRL AND THEN RUN TO MY APT FEED MY DOG MAKE SURE SHE IS OK THEN I WATCH SOME PORN AND JACK OFF JUMP INTO THE SHOWER AND RACE TO WORK I USUALLY STROLL INTO MY STORE AT ABOUT 10:30 OR 11:00 YEAH I MAKE SEX FAST IN THE MORNING NO TIME FOR 4 PLAY OR ANYTHING JUST GET DOWN TO BUSSINESS. I'M NOW DIETING PRETTY HARD FOR MY SHOW SO I GET ALL MY FOOD READY AT WORK AND PRETTY MUCH EAT FOR THE WHOLE DAY AND TRAIN.
 
6:00am - up with first light

6:00-6:15am - shower/shave/brush teeth/contacts

6:15-7:15am - either run with my dog George in the woods... or on alternate days take all three dogs for an hour long walk

7:30am - make coffee/check email...

...and that is pretty much how I start every day.
 
Alarm rings at 7:00am. Slap the snooze button for 30-60 minutes. Roll outta bed and get the coffee brewing while I pee (we have a small fridge and coffee maker in our bedroom). Make a cup of coffee for myself and one for hubby which I leave on his nightstand while I crawll back into bed and wake him up. Spend a little too much time in bed, then hop in the shower, shave and make myself beautiful for the day. Then I have to rush to get my daughter out of the house to go to school, we get there late half of the time, but I enjoy the half hour ride with her...we get to talk without distractions and spend some quality time together. If we're both real tired, we'll just listen to some music, Pink and No Doubt are her two favorite cd's in the car now. Then I enjoy the 30 minute ride back home or to work listening to some good music, like Dave Matthews, and finishing my coffee.
 
I wake up.
I get out of bed.
I drag a comb across my head.

Then I find my way downstairs.
I drink a cup.
I look up.
I notice that I am late.

I find my coat.
I grab my hat.
I make the bus in seconds flat.

Then I find my way upstairs and have a smoke.
Somebody speaks, and I go into a dream.

day in and day out.
 
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