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What is your favorite contemporary Christmas Song?

String up the lights, and light up the tree
We're gonna make some revelry.
Spirits are high, so I can tell
It's Christmas time in hell

Demons are nicer as you pass them buy
There's lots of demon toys to buy
The snow is falling, and all is well
It's Christmas time in hell

There goes Jeffrey Darmer,
With a festive Christmas ham
After he has sex with it, he'll eat up all he can
And there goes John F Kennedy, carolling with his son


in blood and pretend it's snow>
Even Mao Tse-tung is under the spell,
It's Christmas time in hell

Adolf, here's a present for you

Yes, un Tannenbaum

God cast me down from Heaven's door,
to rule in hell for ever more
But now I'm kinda glad, that I fell
'Cause it's Christmas time in hell

Here's a rack to hang the stockings on
We still have to shop for Ghengis Kahn
Michael Langdon's hair looks swell
It's Christmas time in hell

There's Princess Diana, holding burning mistletoe
over poor Gene Siskel's head,
Just watch his weenie grow.
For one day we all stop burning,
and the flames are not so thick
All the screaming and the torture stops as we
wait for old Saint Nick

So string up the lights and light up the tree
We're damned for all eternity
But for just one day, all is well
It's Christmas time in hell

Got the clothes to gather, and make it quick
We gotta make room for Andy Dick
Wake his mother and ring the bell
It's Christmas time



Christmas time



It's Christmas time in hell
 
These songs would be TRADITIONAL not Contemporary ...

Contemporary would be songs like:

Mary did you know

Mary did you know,
That your baby boy, will one day walk on water?
Did you know,
That your baby boy will save our sons and daughters?
Did you know,
That your baby boy has come to make you new?
This child that you've delivered,
Will soon deliver you.

Mary did you know,
That your baby boy will give sight to a blind man?
Did you know,
That your baby boy will calm the storm with his hand?
Did you know,
That your baby boy has walked where angels trod?
And when you kiss your little baby,
You've kissed the face of God.

Oh, Mary did you know?
The blind will see,
The deaf will hear,
The dead will live again,
The lame will leap,
The dumb will speak,
The praises of the Lamb.

Mary did you know,
That your baby boy is Lord of all creation?
Did you know,
That your baby boy will one day rule the nations?
Did you know,
That your baby boy is heaven's perfect Lamb?
This sleeping child you're holding,
Is the Great, I Am.


or
Christmas Shoes

or
Jump5 A Strange Way to Save the World

I'm sure he must have been surprised
At where this road had taken him
'Cause never in a million lives
Would he have dreamed of Bethlehem
And standing at the manger
He saw with his own eyes
The message from the angel come to life
And Joseph said...

Why me (why me), I'm just a simple man of trade?
Why Him with all the rulers in the world? (rulers in the world)
Why here (why here) inside this stable filled with hay?
Why her, she's just an ordinary girl (ordinary girl)
Now, I'm not one to second guess what angel's have to say
But this is such a strange way to save the world

To think of how it could have been
If Jesus had come as He deserved
There would have been no Bethlehem
No lowly shepherds at His birth
But Joseph knew the reason
The love had to reach so far
And as he held the Savior in his arms
He must have thought...

Why me (why me), I'm just a simple man of trade?
Why Him with all the rulers in the world? (rulers in the world)
Why here (why here) inside this stable filled with hay?
Why her, she's just an ordinary girl (ordinary girl)
Now, I'm not one to second guess what angel's have to say
But this is such a strange way to save the world

Now, I'm not one to second guess what angel's have to say
But this is such a strange way to save the world
 
No presents for Christmas - King Diamond

;)
 
"please come home for christmas"--charles brown

"jingle bell rock"--bobby helms

"frosty the snowman"--the late, great, Miss Ella Fitzgerald

"all i want for christmas is you"--vince vance and the valiants

"when my heart finds christmas"--harry connick, jr.
 
LeeJunFan said:
Band Aid - "Let them know its christmas" and George Michael - "Last christmas i gave you my heart"

Now, now. Don't cut Andy Ridgley short. "Last Christmas" was by WHAM!, not George Michael.
 
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