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What is your bedtime ritual?

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For me, I have to have a big glass of water to sit on the nightstand so I can drink it throughout the night. I mean... BIG. Like a 64 oz size. My BF doesn't understand this. He says the weird thing is that I don't ever get up to go to the bathroom during the night. (I sleep all the way through to morning). On the other hand, he gets up 2-3 times to go pee. That is without him drinking any water.

Oh yeah, and I have an autographed Ronnie picture on my nightstand that I kiss before going to sleep each night.
 
set 3 alarms...i am anal about sleeping in...ppl think i am nuts then i drink a protein shake and glass of water, brush teeth. put in my mouth guards filled with teething whitein stuff( i am obsesed with having white teeth) and check to make sure my doors are locked and set out clothes i will wear tommorrow( since i wake up with no time to spear on decidnding clothes to wear)
 
i usually drink a glass of water before going to bed, otherwise i'll wake up from thirst.
 
This may sound strange... and everyone (my partner, my ex, etc.. etc..) but I never use an alarm clock. I have never owned one in my life.

I have a small wall (non illuminated). But I simply wake up when I need to. No matter if I had class the next morning, or an early morning flight, or whatever. I just wake up.
 
lol. I do the same thing with the water. I get up to piss atleast one time to piss and when i do i fill the water jug back up. Sometimes i forget to shut my bedroom door when i get done pissing and my fucking cat comes in my room and sticks her fucking head in my water and spills it all over me.

AAP said:
For me, I have to have a big glass of water to sit on the nightstand so I can drink it throughout the night. I mean... BIG. Like a 64 oz size. My BF doesn't understand this. He says the weird thing is that I don't ever get up to go to the bathroom during the night. (I sleep all the way through to morning). On the other hand, he gets up 2-3 times to go pee. That is without him drinking any water.

Oh yeah, and I have an autographed Ronnie picture on my nightstand that I kiss before going to sleep each night.
 
MsBeverlyHills said:
if I had a current boyfriend-- part of my bedtime routine would be having sex...

you guys having problems AAP????

Naw.. that is an everyday thing, not limited to bedtime.

I should have said Sleepy Time instead of bedtime.
 
Protein shake and then hit the sack. No alarm clock either... i usually just get up, and if i don't my mom wakes me up.
 
Also, I just got my tempedic mattress last week and that thing is a heaven to sleep on.
 
AAP said:
Also, I just got my tempedic mattress last week and that thing is a heaven to sleep on.


have you ever tried those foam beds.....those are fukken greatr but like 3k for a queen size
 
I try not to drink a ton of water before bed. If I do, I have to get up 3-4 times to take a wizz and I'd much rather be sleeping than peeing.

Anyway, I don't have any rituals. I just turn off the lights and go to sleep.
 
timrock said:



have you ever tried those foam beds.....those are fukken greatr but like 3k for a queen size


Yeah, I paid $2100 for this one. God it is so nice. Best investment ever.
 
Taps said:
I try not to drink a ton of water before bed. If I do, I have to get up 3-4 times to take a wizz and I'd much rather be sleeping than peeing.


see that is what my BF says is so weird. I will drink water before bed, then empty the 64 oz cup during the night and never get up to pee until morning.
 
AAP-- If your drinking 64 oz of water & never peeing during the night-- you are seriously dehydrated!!!

hit that water during the day...like minimum one gallon.
 
Here is a true story right out of my dating past..

I went out and met a guy... really decent guy.. we had some "mini dates"...fooled around a bit.. about 3 weeks later he comes over and plans to spend the night. So we do with usual things gay guys do.... (drink beer and watch football)...

then we go to bed. I go and get my glass of water and ask him.. you want a glass of water for the bedside? He is like "yeah, great idea, I am glad you asked".

So, to make a long story short... I wake up the next morning before he does and gets out of bed.. as I am passing his side of the bed, I look over there and in his glass of water is his teeth. I was mortified. He later told me that when he was younger (17-18) he was in a car wreck and the steering wheel crashed into his mouth and he lost all his teeth that way. I felt really bad for him. He was still young then, about 24 when I met him, but I never went out with him again.

My only regret was I didn't get him to "gum" me one....
 
isn’t it kind of weird hearing a guy say "my boyfriend" picture two guys sleeping together...you know, two guys loving each other and having anal sex. A man sticking his penis in another mans hairy anus. That probably stinks, giving off a strong odor of shit smell in the air.
 
I fill up my 32oz nalgene bottle and put it next to my bed. I might wake up during the night to piss, but it's not a regular occurance. I also open my windows right before going to sleep. I like my room to be fucking freezing when I'm sleeping.
 
Pee and shower ALWAYS before going to bed. Doesn't matter what, I always shower before bed. I remember the first time I got drunk real bad, I was stumbling and couldn't even put the key in the lock and open my door my friend had to. I couldn't punch in the alarm code for my house my friend had to do it for me. Sure enough however, I take a shower hammered. Weirdest shower ever.

Then set my alarm clock, sit on my bed and rub my feet together to get any dust off. I always do this rubbing my feet together thing. Don't know why but I don't want any dust at the bottom of my bed.
 
MsBeverlyHills said:
if I had a current boyfriend-- part of my bedtime routine would be having sex...

Survey says....

GOOD ANSWER!!!
 
Well, on a normal night, I would do whatever work I have to do, brush my teeth and all that jazz, crawl into bed and talk on the phone and say my good night, then go to sleep. :) That is my ideal and a very nice way to end my day. ;)

If it's a night like tonight, then I will stay up too late and do work that is due tomorrow. :(
 
big_bad_buff said:
A man sticking his penis in another mans hairy anus. That probably stinks, giving off a strong odor of shit smell in the air.


Only if one of them is straight. Gay men don't have hairy asses. Nor smelly ones.
 
AAP said:
For me, I have to have a big glass of water to sit on the nightstand so I can drink it throughout the night. I mean... BIG. Like a 64 oz size. My BF doesn't understand this. He says the weird thing is that I don't ever get up to go to the bathroom during the night. (I sleep all the way through to morning). On the other hand, he gets up 2-3 times to go pee. That is without him drinking any water.

Oh yeah, and I have an autographed Ronnie picture on my nightstand that I kiss before going to sleep each night.

What are you? Gay?

LOL!!!

I spank the monkey. Hard!
 
I unzip my leather suit and smear oatmeal over my genitals.
Then I put on an Al Gore mask and circle the bed three times before climbing up on a dresser and doing a half reversal onto the headboard which hurts like hell - I need to work on my form.

After that, I read books by the Olsen Twins until I collapse in a puddle of my own fluids.
 
AAP said:
Here is a true story right out of my dating past..

I went out and met a guy... really decent guy.. we had some "mini dates"...fooled around a bit.. about 3 weeks later he comes over and plans to spend the night. So we do with usual things gay guys do.... (drink beer and watch football)...

then we go to bed. I go and get my glass of water and ask him.. you want a glass of water for the bedside? He is like "yeah, great idea, I am glad you asked".

So, to make a long story short... I wake up the next morning before he does and gets out of bed.. as I am passing his side of the bed, I look over there and in his glass of water is his teeth. I was mortified. He later told me that when he was younger (17-18) he was in a car wreck and the steering wheel crashed into his mouth and he lost all his teeth that way. I felt really bad for him. He was still young then, about 24 when I met him, but I never went out with him again.

My only regret was I didn't get him to "gum" me one....

He just made my day.....LMAO!
 
tiger88 said:
set 3 alarms...i am anal about sleeping in...ppl think i am nuts then i drink a protein shake and glass of water, brush teeth. put in my mouth guards filled with teething whitein stuff( i am obsesed with having white teeth) and check to make sure my doors are locked and set out clothes i will wear tommorrow( since i wake up with no time to spear on decidnding clothes to wear)

O.C.D.
 
i will turn off the computer, make sure things are straightened up in the house, put my hair into a ponytail, brush my teeth, wash my face, set the alarm on my pager, turn off all lights and hit the sack. i fall asleep within 3 maybe 5 minutes max.
 
Smurfy said:
i fall asleep within 3 maybe 5 minutes max.

I hate you.

Well, actually, I've been falling asleep fairly quickly lately. Few weeks ago, I went through this period of not being able to fall asleep for like 30-60 minutes or more. God that pissed me off.
 
bottle of water by the night stand
maglite next to night stand
glasses next to night stand
Glock in the drawer of night stand
set alarm for 6am
go to sleep
 
I just get out of my chair, go into the bedroom, take my clothes off and get into bed. It seems that this is a very simple routine compared to some.

The only other things I do fairly routinely - if I know I have an early start - is to put the things I'm going to need to remember to take with me by the front door, and set my alarm clock. But curiously I always wake up a few minutes before it's due to go off anyway, whatever time I've set it for.
 
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AAP said:


You got a picture of Ronnie too? Kewl!!

Yeah but what does that have to do with my Spider Monkey Raul?
 
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WODIN said:


Yeah but what does that have to do with my Spider Monkey Raul?

Stimulation
 
From Zero said:


I hate you.

Well, actually, I've been falling asleep fairly quickly lately. Few weeks ago, I went through this period of not being able to fall asleep for like 30-60 minutes or more. God that pissed me off.

30-60 min gawd that would piss me off too! what exactly do you do lying in a dark room for 30-60 minutes. i would have to get up and do something.

on another note, i have found that a good pecentage of people who traing on a regular basis seem to have a hard time falling asleep or sleeping period. anyone else notice this? i read alot about people using ambien or OTC sleep aids. whats up with that.
 
Smurfy said:

on another note, i have found that a good pecentage of people who traing on a regular basis seem to have a hard time falling asleep or sleeping period. anyone else notice this? i read alot about people using ambien or OTC sleep aids. whats up with that.

Overtraining will do it. Also the fat burners. Fina make some people have trouble sleeping as well. Not to mention that I think high blood pressure might too.

I can fall asleep pretty much any time I want - I'm good like that.
 
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