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what is B.I.T.C.H.E.S
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HG Pennypacker
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From what I can see, it's an organization created here on Elite, for guys who have no idea how to deal with women in their lives. They blame everything on the women instead of examining their own inadequacies.
68GT350
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You fuckers that berrate B.I.T.C.H.S. can all go "F" off! 
We don't blame all our troubles on women...we blame all the woes that women bring on us on thier lack of morals, ethics, and posotive beliefs. We understand that not all women are bad but recognize that the majority are.
We don't complain...we preach. Women get away with far too much. We simply bring it to public light for discussion.
Bashing In The Cunts Hoes & Sluts
We don't blame all our troubles on women...we blame all the woes that women bring on us on thier lack of morals, ethics, and posotive beliefs. We understand that not all women are bad but recognize that the majority are.
We don't complain...we preach. Women get away with far too much. We simply bring it to public light for discussion.
Bashing In The Cunts Hoes & Sluts
Norman Bates
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B.I.T.C.H. threads are the most funny here. Except for the women, maybe 
Norman Bates
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You think women are treating me good? Not really , that´s why i think your women bashing is so funny.
PS:
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
PS:
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
Testosterone boy
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georgie24 said:
Simply an organization for men who have experienced more pain than pleasure at the hands of women.
As for me? yes...there are lots of bad women and lots of bad men. I've known too many great women to apply for membership.
Plus I'm not all that great myself so who am I to complain.
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Citruscide
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First off... Pennypacker... Nicole... PISS OFF! But hey... "no offense"
Yes.. we definatetly don't BLAME women for our problems, that is for sure. My main job is to point out the glaring contradictions that women make on a daily basis, to educate my fellow males so that they may stand a fighting chance against this cunning beast of a woman.
You see, once you understand women, they are like bobble dolls... you can easily detect their lies and see through their various smokescreens, which at one time seemed to be solid, no seem transparent and flighty.
Brothers... B.I.T.C.H.S. is not an organization about whiners or complainers... we preach... we complain no more than Moses did... we bitch no more than the black slaves did when they were under oppression... yes, we are akin to the Jews of Nazi Germany... we ENLIGHTEN or fellow men of our experiences...
And again, to all of you who have your own thoughts on this... well, you're entitled to them... but until you see the light, you can piss off as well
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Yes.. we definatetly don't BLAME women for our problems, that is for sure. My main job is to point out the glaring contradictions that women make on a daily basis, to educate my fellow males so that they may stand a fighting chance against this cunning beast of a woman.
You see, once you understand women, they are like bobble dolls... you can easily detect their lies and see through their various smokescreens, which at one time seemed to be solid, no seem transparent and flighty.
Brothers... B.I.T.C.H.S. is not an organization about whiners or complainers... we preach... we complain no more than Moses did... we bitch no more than the black slaves did when they were under oppression... yes, we are akin to the Jews of Nazi Germany... we ENLIGHTEN or fellow men of our experiences...
And again, to all of you who have your own thoughts on this... well, you're entitled to them... but until you see the light, you can piss off as well
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VixenVenus
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This place is ran by sexist assholes! Not all women are bad! I'm waiting for the day that you sexists assholes get the crap beaten out of you when you say the wrong thing to a feminist. LOL!
Citruscide said:First off... Pennypacker... Nicole... PISS OFF! But hey... "no offense"
Yes.. we definatetly don't BLAME women for our problems, that is for sure. My main job is to point out the glaring contradictions that women make on a daily basis, to educate my fellow males so that they may stand a fighting chance against this cunning beast of a woman.
You see, once you understand women, they are like bobble dolls... you can easily detect their lies and see through their various smokescreens, which at one time seemed to be solid, no seem transparent and flighty.
Brothers... B.I.T.C.H.S. is not an organization about whiners or complainers... we preach... we complain no more than Moses did... we bitch no more than the black slaves did when they were under oppression... yes, we are akin to the Jews of Nazi Germany... we ENLIGHTEN or fellow men of our experiences...
And again, to all of you who have your own thoughts on this... well, you're entitled to them... but until you see the light, you can piss off as well
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So what you're saying it is the local cable access version of Lifetime.
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Citruscide
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VixenVenus said:
Hey.. why don't you do me a favor... write George and have him change your username to "SWIMFAN" because you are straight up post-stalking me now.
And NO, I will not make out with you... you're too young for me.
Get the crap beaten out of me by a feminist? LOL Now you're cracking me up...
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Bikini Mod
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I dunno C-ditty, have you taken a GOOD HARD LOOK at some feminists? They are down-right SCAREY!!!
VixenVenus
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Citrus, you'd get your ass kicked by a woman. Some of the feminist I know would make some of these wannabe bodybuilders on here look like little boys.
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Citruscide
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VixenVenus said:
Bring them on... I'd love to smack around some hogs. I've bounced for close to 5 years in various clubs in Chicago and taken out alot worse than Feminists...
You are a little pile of crap... your feminist friends are little piles of crap... they are worthless... better suited for knitting and making babies.
Now why don't you chew on THAT Slapnuts.
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HG Pennypacker
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VixenVenus said:
I'm not sure. Is that an attractive quality? That a woman could kick my ass? A four year old boy could kick my ass. Why would I be interested in a woman who could? Is that something that these alleged women are proud of?
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Citruscide said:
LOL.
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BeefyBull said:
Ahhhh Thank you *austin powers voice*
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Frackal
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The point of BITCHS is to educate....if you are admitted to BITCHS it means you have been properly enlightened as to the negative aspects of 90% of women....What's funny is some of you fucking morons, namely VIXENVENUS who I would honestly love to get into a fistfight with, calls US sexist, then praises feminists, as if they are any less sexist if not more so...that's called doublespeak, dubbed in 1984, used by goverments and invented by WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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Citruscide
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Frackal said:
What my fired up collegue is trying to say is that VixenPenis is doing exactly what she is accusing us of... and she is wrongfully labeling us for something we are not....
She also thinks Apes listen to rap music.
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Frackal
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I love you raina
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Citruscide
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Frackal said:
I love you Frakal... I mean... Raina.
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VixenVenus said:
Sure, they make me look like a little boy, since for the most part die hard femenists are fat, ugly women. Anyone standing besides them would look like a 5 year old cutie.
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Sexual Mustard
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The Prez here..... precontest dieting (5 weeks out) has made me a little crabby and anti-social, so pardon me for the late and rare appearance these days. Let me make this short and sweet. 90% (I'd go as high as 98%, haha) of women are programmed to open up a man's heart and stab it. B.I.T.C.H.S. is here to help them recover, educate them, and strengthen those who've been screwed over. Now why is that so bad? If you wanna see bad, you should see my preliminary B.I.T.C.H.S. t-shirt designs C-ditty has seen them, but we need to work out a couple more before actually making them as they are a little controversial.
Lighten up folks.
SM
President, B.I.T.C.H.S.
Bashing In the Cunts, Hos, and Sluts
Holla, brothas!!
C-ditty has seen them, but we need to work out a couple more before actually making them as they are a little controversial. Lighten up folks.
SM
President, B.I.T.C.H.S.
Bashing In the Cunts, Hos, and Sluts
Holla, brothas!!
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Frackal
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go to hell jesus
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Citruscide
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Sexual Mustard said:The Prez here..... precontest dieting (5 weeks out) has made me a little crabby and anti-social, so pardon me for the late and rare appearance these days. Let me make this short and sweet. 90% (I'd go as high as 98%, haha) of women are programmed to open up a man's heart and stab it. B.I.T.C.H.S. is here to help them recover, educate them, and strengthen those who've been screwed over. Now why is that so bad? If you wanna see bad, you should see my preliminary B.I.T.C.H.S. t-shirt designs
Lighten up folks.
SM
President, B.I.T.C.H.S.
Bashing In the Cunts, Hos, and Sluts
Holla, brothas!!
I must say, those T-Shirt Ideas made my laugh myself out of the chair... and with the advent of VixenPenis... I mighten give them the go ahead...
But I like my idea (the superhero one) I think that would be SPUNKY-Dory!
ALL HAIL PRESIDENT SM!!!
C-ditty... can't wait until you're back...
circusgirl
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Solid Snake said:
Hmm I see this stereotype everywhere. Feminism = equal treatment for women and men in the workplace, public life and society. EQUAL. Not superior treatment. Which part of that do you have problems with? Sure, there are some sexist women who exploit the women's movement for their own ends (furthering their academic careers for example) BUT REAL feminists (like me) are those of us who work in the real world and don't like getting treated like a dolly bird just because they are female. I tend not to spend a lot of time around the women's movt, as I think it has been hijacked by extremists. I am not fat or ugly (I have a higher bf% than I'd like, but I'd like around 15% or so). I am not in favour of equal treatment just because I can't "get a man".
I just don't think that my gender should dictate how I am treated. About 30 years ago, I would probably not have been allowed access to the free weights portion of my gym, because of my gender. Women were not allowed to run the Boston marathon because they were considered to be too "weak" to manage it without keeling over and dropping on the sidewalk.
Now we know that women can indeed run a fast marathon, and that a lady can shift many 100s of pounds in a PL competition. There are lots of guys out there who assume I am gay because I like lifting and martial arts. There are those who tell me I shouldn't do "masculine" things like that. That "muscle looks bad". That kind of thing drives me NUTS. As far as I am concerned muscle looks GOOD. On men or women. period.
I think the women who spend ALL their time bitching over other women and trying to attract guys are also sexist. They ask to be treated differently because they are female. That is not on. Some women treat men as nothing but potential sources of income or people to rip off.
The number one rule for you guys is: DON'T HANG OUT IN BARS TO PICK UP WOMEN. That is a SURE way of getting the wrong person.
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circusgirl said:
I agreed with everything you said up until this last line. Where do you think most men pick up women? Bars? I sure don't, and I still get the fandangled ones... although, it's not that the women are fucked up that gets me.... what gets me is, they lay in wait.... seemingly seeking the perfect opportunity to rip you to shreads... Hey, if it was stamped on their forehead, I would'nt get involved.
But I agree, a "feminist" by definition is much what you described... but because of unfortunate events in the media and real life, the meaning has become skewed to mean fat, ugly poinkers who can beat the crap out of wannabe-weightlifters... at least according to VixenPenis...
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DynaTren said:
Bravo for you. It is the intent of B.I.T.C.H.S. to educate and enlighten men to the evils and thoughtlessness that most women possess... most, don't even know they are doing what they are doing... let alone hold themselves accountable for it. Which is why we, as men, must be able to understand woman... use their mental insecurities and emotional wickedness to our advantage...
Yes... there are some women who just need to be hate fucked... it's true, it's true... the important thing to remember is, don't try to save a woman... it's hopeless.
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Frackal
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Starfish wants us BITCHS
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Frackal
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damn women
Testosterone boy
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starfish said:
Only if I can buy earplugs
Why the earplugs. Use your legs to choke 5 at a time. The rest will quiver in silent fear.
PinK233
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I feel, as a woman, we do have to be intelligent and opinionated in order to get noticed for something more than our tits and ass...some women choose to just be noticed by their appearance, and some of us would rather be appreciated for our discipline and intelligence. This is a double edged sword b/c some men are intimidated by a woman who is equally smart or smarter than they are.
On the other hand, I hate feminists. Most feminists, as stated above, GREATLY abuse the movement to their advantage.
They (some) want equal rights but god forbid a man doesn't hold a door open for them. I don't think men and woman are equal....that doesn't mean I think one sex is superior to the other, but we are just different when it comes to emotions and behavior. However, a successful woman should not get more credit than an equally successful man merely because she is a woman.
On the other hand, I hate feminists. Most feminists, as stated above, GREATLY abuse the movement to their advantage.
They (some) want equal rights but god forbid a man doesn't hold a door open for them. I don't think men and woman are equal....that doesn't mean I think one sex is superior to the other, but we are just different when it comes to emotions and behavior. However, a successful woman should not get more credit than an equally successful man merely because she is a woman.
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Citruscide
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starfish said:
Only if I can buy earplugs
Don't hate the player.... Hate the Game...
Oh... last night was wonderful baby... the way the word "Pussy" rolls off your lips...
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Testosterone boy
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PinK233 said:
Why can I never understand the logic of the female mind? It wasn't meant to be.Frackal said:
first of all, since i am an aethiest, i do not believe in hell. i have no way to even imagine i will end up there. second of all, you are a frightfully maladjusted onanist and a maniacal, internet addicted scourge of decency, and as such, i shan't heed any of your advice.
68GT350
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Bullit said:
The sentence was meant to be taken as a whole. Sure we use women for sex but we often return the favor by offering services such as entertainment (taking them out), buying them stuff, and taking care of them. Women expect us to pay for everything and rarely return the favor for all the services we offer them.
Men, largely, are loyal like dogs and from most my experiences only become cheaters when fucked over by other girls.
circusgirl
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68GT350 said:
I don't know who you've been dating, but a woman who insists a guy pays for everything is NOT one you want to be around. If the guy INSISTS on paying for the date, ok, but she should ALWAYS offer to pay her way, fairly insistently. I have NEVER assumed a guy was going to pay for a date. Ever. I wouldn't expect a guy to freeload off me, why should it be any different for a woman? equal treatment = equal behaviour.
Re the chicks in bars, it's best to pick up your women somewhere where you both being there means you have something in common. A sports club is a good place, or the gym, (and I don't mean the cardio bunnies!). Bumping into a nice lady over the protein powder at GNC might be another way
. Or at work.That way you get to see what she's really like when she's not putting on an act, drunk, or it's too loud to talk properly.
Unfortunately about 50% of people (male and female) are assholes. Mean people suck, that includes mean ladies.
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Citruscide
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68GT350 said:
Sounds like the brotha is speaking the truth.
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68GT350 said:
I particuarly like it when the check comes the girl/woman gest up and uses the restroom... or orders another BOTTLE of wine...
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68GT350
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Citruscide said:
I never see a girl get up to the bathroom. She just looks on with those "innocent" yet expecting eyes and watches as you toss your money/cc on the table. You also know she's checking out the fatness of your wallet to see if you're worth going on a second date.
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Frackal
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I would not tolerate that shit for a FUCKING SECOND. Nothing sets me off more than a fucking cunt like that....women are so full of shit
Testosterone boy
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Citruscide said:
Me too...drunk chicks are easy.
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Citruscide
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FUCKING A!!!! FUCK!!
Yeah, I've gotten the innocent look... If you really want to impress her, have a couple hundreds in there and kind of let them slip out a bit... you'll see those innocent eyes turn into the "Hmm... maybe I should FUCK him tonight" eyes...
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Yeah, I've gotten the innocent look... If you really want to impress her, have a couple hundreds in there and kind of let them slip out a bit... you'll see those innocent eyes turn into the "Hmm... maybe I should FUCK him tonight" eyes...
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Testosterone boy
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Citruscide said:FUCKING A!!!! FUCK!!
Yeah, I've gotten the innocent look... If you really want to impress her, have a couple hundreds in there and kind of let them slip out a bit... you'll see those innocent eyes turn into the "Hmm... maybe I should FUCK him tonight" eyes...
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Why be discrete. I just pull out a wad and count everything very fast. They stare with longing eyes.
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Frackal
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That is some sick shit
circusgirl
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68GT350 said:
That's interesting about it being the social norm statesside...
I can see that in the 40s, dating couples would have been very young as folks got married early, she younger than he by a few years. She would have no money of her own, as she would not have been working, and he would presumably have finished high school and have a job, so I guess at that time it made sense for the guy to pay...
don't see any reason for it now though...
Here's a way of getting a woman to pay her way: when you ask a woman for a date, make the first slightly informal. Like go for coffee at starbucks. Explain to her that you feel uncomfortable doing the whole traditional dating thing, and spend the first few weeks just hanging out with her. Bring her along when going for drinkies with friends, in this situation, don't get involved in buying rounds for your buddies, but you get her every 2nd drink. Try to work the concept of equality into the conversation, without it being obvious. If it seems she is the gold digging type, dump her at this point.
Rather than a "formal" dinner date. When you know each other better, you can go for dinner, but then you haven't invited her as such on a formal date, just suggested it.
...over here I've never heard of someone expecting a guy to pay, but I'm sure they exist.... British male thread readers, some feedback here on your dating experiences?
Anyway when my hubbie and I go out to dinner it's now the same checking account so either one of us can get the bill....
Testosterone boy
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Did you believe we actually do the aforementioned stuff?
circusgirl
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Testosterone boy said:
what flash your wad? nah, but I do believe you when you say that you have known lots of girls who expected you to pay...
Citruscide said:FUCKING A!!!! FUCK!!
Yeah, I've gotten the innocent look... If you really want to impress her, have a couple hundreds in there and kind of let them slip out a bit... you'll see those innocent eyes turn into the "Hmm... maybe I should FUCK him tonight" eyes...
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Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Excuse me while I laugh!!!!!!!
Every single one of you guys would do the same thing to a girl opening her wallet.
I guarantee it!!!!!!!
Norman Bates
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That´s wrong Sharky.
Guys look at breasts / asses / faces to decide if they want to fuck some girl.
The genders are different
Guys look at breasts / asses / faces to decide if they want to fuck some girl.
The genders are different
Norman Bates
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Maybe, but once a guy has decided he wants to fuck it doesn´t matter how much you have in your wallet.
I´ve been working, now i´m rich. Wanna fuck?
I´ve been working, now i´m rich. Wanna fuck?
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Citruscide
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starfish said:
Girls do'nt have wallets... they have Purses... and, you give me that look everytime I unzip my pants and you take my cock into your mouth... no?
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posthuman said:
I prefer the big Wad of 100's... with a rubber band.
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Norman Bates
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Hm... using ancient gold coins is probably a bit outdated.
Norman Bates
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Nice of you not to admit that you are always trying hard not to laugh out loud
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Frackal
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Thats bullshit austin and you know it, those fucking bitches crave assholes from day one, it's programmed...guys are the ones who do the chasing of women, guys just adapt to fit a woman's wants, thats where you get the jerks...some are born that way, many others adapt to become jerks, while others still end up the nice guys that the woman settles down with after shes had a wild time fucking and sucking jerks through her early 20s....then about the time that wedding cake is cut she suddenly has a headache that lasts about 5-8 years unti she cheats on the guy with the mailman, takes him for 50 percent of everything he has as well as a monthly fine called alimony
Once I get around to wrapping up school I'll likely mae more than most guys I'll be involved with. I don't need someone to provide for me. Plus I have a big trust fund so if anything, I keep hush about that kind of thing because I'm not going to pay for some guy to mooch.
At some pont though I'd like to stay home, have babies, make dinner, and have amazing gardens. As for perma-headache, I've yet to meet someone who wants as much sex as I do.
Sexual Mustard-- I want to see the demo shirt. Maybe I can see it when I see you this weekend.
At some pont though I'd like to stay home, have babies, make dinner, and have amazing gardens. As for perma-headache, I've yet to meet someone who wants as much sex as I do.
Sexual Mustard-- I want to see the demo shirt. Maybe I can see it when I see you this weekend.
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Frackal
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Raina, I swear to god I would fucking pound your shithole like the god damn stone hammer of Valhalla if I had the chance.
circusgirl
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Raina said:Once I get around to wrapping up school I'll likely mae more than most guys I'll be involved with. I don't need someone to provide for me. Plus I have a big trust fund so if anything, I keep hush about that kind of thing because I'm not going to pay for some guy to mooch.
At some pont though I'd like to stay home, have babies, make dinner, and have amazing gardens. As for perma-headache, I've yet to meet someone who wants as much sex as I do.
Sexual Mustard-- I want to see the demo shirt. Maybe I can see it when I see you this weekend.
One of the advantages of marriage I have found is having sex all the time, whenever we want to.... well, living together has the same advantage without the marriage bit, but you get the picture...
grlpwrd
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Raina said:At some pont though I'd like to stay home, have babies, make dinner, and have amazing gardens. As for perma-headache, I've yet to meet someone who wants as much sex as I do.
Raina, I am fortunate to have all this and more.
Oh except the sex part.. like circusgirl stated One of the advantages of marriage I have found is having sex all the time, whenever we want to.... Married life is grand. I don't know where you men are finding these "bitches." Are you all finding them in the gym? clubs? acquaintances? where??
