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What is a cheap date idea

Lao Tzu

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That doesn't last for more than a couple hours? ANd it would be at night.

If anyone says 'roller skating' you will be buried in red karma.
 
Open your wallet tight ass ;)

just kidding, rollerblading in the park, followed by some ice cream and a walk by the river.
 
Bigdawg1468 said:
Open your wallet tight ass ;)

just kidding, rollerblading in the park, followed by some ice cream and a walk by the river.

This will be at night though. I would like to go to the park (just because i like the woods) but its at night.

Tight ass? You're the first man who has commented on my ass.
 
big4life said:
Do something silly, like miniature golf. :)

This will be at night, like 9pm so i can't do that.

ANd im not social, so i guess a party is out of the question. No wonder i don't get much dates.
 
nordstrom said:
This will be at night, like 9pm so i can't do that.

ANd im not social, so i guess a party is out of the question. No wonder i don't get much dates.


HMMMM, the miniature golf places around here are open at night. If something like that is not an option, I would look at a sidewalk cafe for coffee or something, and ya'll can talk then go for a walk.
 
big4life said:
HMMMM, the miniature golf places around here are open at night. If something like that is not an option, I would look at a sidewalk cafe for coffee or something, and ya'll can talk then go for a walk.

Thats what i was thinking. Maybe just walk around campus for an hour. Would a woman want to do that though, walk with a guy she barely knows on a dimly lit street?
 
As long as it's a well lit park (with zero crime rate), you should be ok. Walk around for a few hours, and if things go well go grab some ice cream afterwards. At the very most you'll shell out $5 for a couple milkshakes.

What is the purpose of this date? Sex ASAP? Possible LTR? Something else? This is important to know.
 
nordstrom said:
This will be at night though. I would like to go to the park (just because i like the woods) but its at night.

Tight ass? You're the first man who has commented on my ass.

You scared of going out at night lol

i always go rollerblading at our parks at night, don't yours have lights? Walking by the river here is best at night.
 
nordstrom said:
Thats what i was thinking. Maybe just walk around campus for an hour. Would a woman want to do that though, walk with a guy she barely knows on a dimly lit street?


What is the weather like at night where you live?

Walking and talking or sitting in the grass around the campus and just enjoying each others company would be cool.
 
I seriously doubt sex or a LTR will result. At least i am assuming/hoping not. No, this is just to socialize and interact with people as i do that so little. I want a date where i can talk to someone and interact with them. Learn their goals, shit like that. The fact that she is hot is just a nice coincidence :D
 
Bigdawg1468 said:
You scared of going out at night lol

i always go rollerblading at our parks at night, don't yours have lights? Walking by the river here is best at night.

I figure a woman would not be comfortable with a muscular guy she barely knows in the middle of nowhere at 9pm. Plus as you can tell by my EF persona i am somewhat psycho.
 
nordstrom said:
I seriously doubt sex or a LTR will result. At least i am assuming/hoping not. No, this is just to socialize and interact with people as i do that so little. I want a date where i can talk to someone and interact with them. Learn their goals, shit like that. The fact that she is hot is just a nice coincidence :D

So how is this a date? It'll be like 2 women hanging out...why don't you go get your hair done or something?
 
Bulldog_10 said:
So how is this a date? It'll be like 2 women hanging out...why don't you go get your hair done or something?

I'm normally more manly but your sister swallowed about 30% of my manliness last night and im having trouble rejuvinating myself.

Wanting to date to interact with people rather than to lead to fucking is not a bad thing.
 
nordstrom said:
I seriously doubt sex or a LTR will result. At least i am assuming/hoping not. No, this is just to socialize and interact with people as i do that so little. I want a date where i can talk to someone and interact with them. Learn their goals, shit like that. The fact that she is hot is just a nice coincidence :D


As long as you come off just like that (and not a slobbering meathead) you'll be fine. Just kick back and enjoy yourself...if you're comfortable, she will be too. Just don't talk about any of the the stuff you talk about on Elite. :)
 
nordstrom said:
I'm normally more manly but your sister swallowed about 30% of my manliness last night and im having trouble rejuvinating myself.

Wanting to date to interact with people rather than to lead to fucking is not a bad thing.


My sister likes real men, not sissy boys who want to "talk" to her.

But this isn't a date, it's just hanging out. Does she know that this date isn't going anywhere? Or is she thinking there's gonna be some bangin goin on at the end of this "date?"
 
Bulldog_10 said:
My sister likes real men, not sissy boys who want to "talk" to her.

But this isn't a date, it's just hanging out. Does she know that this date isn't going anywhere? Or is she thinking there's gonna be some bangin goin on at the end of this "date?"

I guess you'd know what turns your sister on more than i would.

Fine, then its just hanging out. I will take that. I personally do not care if i am a pussy for having a different set of values. This is the internet.
 
nordstrom said:
I guess you'd know what turns your sister on more than i would.

Fine, then its just hanging out. I will take that. I personally do not care if i am a pussy for having a different set of values. This is the internet.


Yeah...my sister likes when I lick her asshole too...is that weird?
 
This thread is becoming very strange.

Nord, how cool is this girl? I don't know you that well, but I'd bet you'd be pretty bored with some chick who just wants to talk about her hair and the new Britney Spears CD. If she has any clothing with the word "hotty" on it, you're in for a long night.
 
take her shopping...... grocery shopping..... at Kroger

go see a movie... it's dark, there's little interaction, and it's only for a few hours. afterwards, you can make her laugh by criticizing the movie with witty slogans like 'worst movie ever' and 'ill be sure to let everyone on EF know how terrible a movie this was'
 
Deus Ex Machina said:
take her shopping...... grocery shopping..... at Kroger

go see a movie... it's dark, there's little interaction, and it's only for a few hours. afterwards, you can make her laugh by criticizing the movie with witty slogans like 'worst movie ever' and 'ill be sure to let everyone on EF know how terrible a movie this was'

That's always a good plan for a first day...too many people do dinner, then the movie.

You gotta go to the movies first, THEN dinner. Then if there are any awkward pauses...you just make a comment about the movie. I shouldn't be giving out my tricks like this...first the fortune cookie, now this one! If everyone starts using my tricks, I'll never get laid anymore.

No more secrets for you guys.
 
tiger88 said:
bro dont one line me


tell me



try the spa date (stuck bitches dig that shit)

it was a joke. Kroger is a Godsend to people who like good deals on grocery food. nordstrom is very frugal, and always shops at Kroger
 
Deus Ex Machina said:
it was a joke. Kroger is a Godsend to people who like good deals on grocery food. nordstrom is very frugal, and always shops at Kroger


so nordstrom is a cheap skate mother fucker?
 
Taps said:
This thread is becoming very strange.

Nord, how cool is this girl? I don't know you that well, but I'd bet you'd be pretty bored with some chick who just wants to talk about her hair and the new Britney Spears CD. If she has any clothing with the word "hotty" on it, you're in for a long night.

Yeah i would be. But from what i can garner she seems to have some depth to her personality. THat is why people do this stuff. Damn i need a social network.
 
nordstrom said:
Yeah i would be. But from what i can garner she seems to have some depth to her personality. THat is why people do this stuff. Damn i need a social network.



bro if into to the stuck snobby bitches
try what i said


dont think there would be alot of spa action b dale In though
 
I love going ice skating. Girls I've gone with weren't very good ice skaters. I'm pretty good, so they put their trust in you, want to hold onto you so they don't fall. Easy in.
 
Rex said:
I love going ice skating. Girls I've gone with weren't very good ice skaters. I'm pretty good, so they put their trust in you, want to hold onto you so they don't fall. Easy in.



thATS a good one
since u interact with the chic
but it would suck if she sucked and then the date sucked all cuz she couldnt get her skate on
 
tiger88 said:
thATS a good one
since u interact with the chic
but it would suck if she sucked and then the date sucked all cuz she couldnt get her skate on

Yeah, my last girlfriend had broken her ankles several times through out her life so they'd break again easily. Couldn't get on her skates for the life of me.

If they're into it though, then it's easy interaction. A mock hockey fight turns into skating while holding hands, which turns into a few minutes in the sin bin.
 
canadianhitman said:
Eat a gram of magic mushrooms each and go for a walk. It's just your neighborhood, but it's an adventure.

yeah true. I'd need to bring a jug of thorazine though, i cant stand hallucinogens unless i have some kind of CNS depressant to bring me out at a moments notice.
 
nordstrom said:
This will be at night, like 9pm so i can't do that.

ANd im not social, so i guess a party is out of the question. No wonder i don't get much dates.


How about a pack of certs, some gauze pad and some 3in1 oil. Offer her some certs then offer to give her the business, use the oil as lube then use the gauze pads to clean up.

:verygood:

Or how about you just take her to a movie. cheaper than dinner.
 
Make her a Bologna sandwich or a Hot-Dog... then bag her.

The whole sandwich making and eating may take over an hour - depending - but your escapades in the sack... we'll Turd tells me you don't last too long orb.
 
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