What in the hell man?

[slickdadd]

Have you ever had really fucking annoying people living around you? My god I sure do as we speak. it's about 7 am as we speak, but I've been awake for about 45 minutes. I definitely didn't plan on waking up for at least another 2-3 hours, but everyone that lives around me is a fucking dickbear. First off, the guy that lives right next to me works at night, so he comes home really early in the morning. When he comes home I swear he walks in the door and immediately starts spinning in circles with things in his hands and throwing them in every direction like the Tasmanian devil. I just start hearing shit crashing and banging coming from every direction. And on top of that he consistently has the worst cold in the modern era, so he has this deep deep cough that fucking never stops. So once he is done shot putting everything in his possession he goes in his room (next to mine) and leaves his door open while he proceeds to cough for about 2 hours straight. I mean close your door you goddamn degenerate cockhead. And when I walk out of my room to go piss with a "fuck you and your family" look on my face don't ask "Ohh...durrr...Did I wake you up?" because I might be tempted to Drop Kick you in the nuts right there. I want to shoot him in the face with a minigun.

NEXT, there is a guy that lives upstairs in which I don't even know what he is doing. He somehow coordinates his time to wake up far too early with loud Tasmanian devil guy, and decides to call someone I suppose. Apparently, he doesn't realize telephones have microphones in them these days, so he sees the need to speak loud enough that the other caller could hear him with or without the phone. And on top of that, while talking on the phone, apparently decides to hopscotch in moon boots or something. I just hear the loudest fucking walking back and forth back and forth over and over and over. I would tell him to eat his own shit, vomit it up, and then cram it back up his ass, but he is my landlord and that probably wouldn't be a good idea. So in other words, I want to burn my house down right now. Anyone else relate? I can't fucking believe up I'm this early.

 

[jerkbox]

lol.....dickbear...

nah dude, i live in an old brownstone apartment......shit is like dead quiet

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

...LMAO!

I have a neighbor across the street,who every weekend,fires up one of those leaf blowers at 6:30a.m. sharp,and I shit you not,he runs it for about 45 minutes straight.I think he walks up and down the entire street making sure not a single soul can sleep in.I'm going sneak over there one day and drop an M-80 into that thing.

 

[*MissFit*]

I have a neighobur that calls at all hours to borrow stuff from my cloths to a cookie

 

[Da Man]

I work some crazy shifts where i work. i'm feeling where you coming from Bro. i think theres people like that in every place, all over the world!

 

[SoreArms]

I'm probably the annoying neighbor here, nothing but families around me, but around summer time, all of the 20 under 7 kids that live in the building like to run around, skateboard and yell right outside my window on weekend mornings. I'd like them to do that on the weekdays when I have trouble waking up.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

I live in the middle of nowhere BFE because of reasons you stated. I am surrounded by wilderness, corn fields, lots of horses and 1 gay guy. He's cool though he's been a lot of help--dont go there. My friends from the city come out here and freak on how lucky I am. Closest town is Leavenworth-which I dont like--at 15 miles. I prefer Lawrence. The scenary with all the college girls is mucho better and they are much "freindlier" to older guys these days with all the X floating around.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

I live in the middle of nowhere BFE because of reasons you stated. I am surrounded by wilderness, corn fields, lots of horses and 1 gay guy. He's cool though he's been a lot of help--dont go there. My friends from the city come out here and freak on how lucky I am. Closest town is Leavenworth-which I dont like--at 15 miles. I prefer Lawrence. The scenary with all the college girls is mucho better and they are much "freindlier" to older guys these days with all the X floating around.

Sounds like the type of place I will go after in the future.No BS to deal with.

 

[echelon right]

All this complaining, not enough action.


Ask. Tell. Make.

 

[onebigab]

What's a minigun?

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Let me put it this way--I can go outback and drop my pants and piss right now and not worry about it. It's getting busier out here with all the rich Johnson cty people buying up stuff, but there buying big acreage with only 1 house so thats cool. It's still not uncommon for me to take a 3 mile walk on our road and get back home without 1 car passing by. I've always lived in the country and it's just as well as im sure id be a jailbird living in town. Would be kinda like taking a wild animal out of it's habitat. Just be sure to keep stocked up on stuff-run out of something unplanned and it's a major chunk out of your day. Were conveniently located where we can go have a night out on the town and be back to nothingness in short order. When working my usual drive was 50miles one way. And I wouldn't trade it for anything!

Sounds like the type of place I will go after in the future.No BS to deal with.

 

[TC2]

A few years ago I lived on the bottem floor of an apt. complex.

I swear the fuck above me was a meth addicted vampire or something.

as soon as the sun went down all you could hear constantly was thump,thump,thump,thump,thump,thumpthump,thump,thumpthump,thump,thumpthump,thump,thump,thump,thump,thumpthump,thump,thumpthump,thump,thump

all fucking night, it sounded like he was running lines like in football.

 

[jackangel]

LMFAO@dickbear.

 

[H_T_]

Nah, i'm the crazy guy of the neighborhood.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I live in the middle of nowhere BFE because of reasons you stated. I am surrounded by wilderness, corn fields, lots of horses

Same, but no gay people 'round here...