What have PORNOS taught you guys?

[satanic goatslayer]

Women like to be maimed before oral sex and they also like to be shot point blank in the face after you're done. Kind of a harsh reality but oh well.

 

[tripleV]

nother.......Men are never impotent.

 

[tripleV]

Women never have headaches...or periods.

Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

 

[smallmovesal]

women lick sperm off of anything that didn't go in their mouths too

 

[Test boy]

Damn...looks like the Elite girls are porn conneseurs(sp). They have clearly watched a significant amount of porn. I like them more every day.

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

porn is awesome!!! I swear, sometimes porn is better than the real thing........just clean up and you're done, no need to further listen to some inconsequential jibber jabber that's just bound to irritate you.

 

[tripleV]

watch it all the time!! got a programmed satellite!!! hee hee
just was satching rub-a-dub-tub this AM!

 

[the nature boy]

sweet after reading what smalls and tripleV wrote I'm quitting my job and I'm going to become a pizza delivery guy.