What happened to that 2 girls for every guy B.S.?

[alien amp pharm]

I found the statistics for my home town:

Population: 55469
Male Population: 26448
Female Population: 29021
Households: 23720
Median Age: 37
Average Household Size: 2.2


So looking at the above that means there is just a tad more than 1 female per male. Subtract the 75% that's ugly, then 65% of those who are fat and 55% that's married, 70% with boyfriends.....that leaves only 340 or so available females.

Good thing I'm into prostitutes.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Come on people, this is the highlight thread of the morning here!

If I receive no replies by 9:30 am EST (1hr10min) I will post a picture of my hairy ass.

 

[Smurfy]

you're screwed.

 

[Lao Tzu]

YOu also have to factor in that only about 15% are in your age bracket.

 

[alien amp pharm]

YOu also have to factor in that only about 15% are in your age bracket.

I figured you'd be the last person to reply to this thread after my post #2.



You bring up a good point though. That leaves me with approx. 70 girls to choose from.

 

[alien amp pharm]

you're screwed.

I'm turning gay.










Unless you rescue me.

 

[Lao Tzu]

I figured you'd be the last person to reply to this thread after my post #2.



You bring up a good point though. That leaves me with approx. 70 girls to choose from.

Thats still 70 more girls than you're used to getting. Chin up.

 

[Smurfy]

I'm turning gay.










Unless you rescue me.

 

[Robert Jan]

I figured you'd be the last person to reply to this thread after my post #2.



You bring up a good point though. That leaves me with approx. 70 girls to choose from.

Don't choose bro. take em all

 

[alien amp pharm]

Geesh girl. Calm down you horny devil.
I like taking it slow.

 

[Smurfy]

Geesh girl. Calm down you horny devil.
I like taking it slow.

I can't control myself.

 

[RaZor Ramon]

It is like 2 women to one man here in Atlanta. So if you are a good looking straight man you can have quite the field day in a town like this. Still I've never seen break down stats like that before when it came to looking for women.

 

[Deterass]

It depends on what part of the country your in.

 

[rnch]

I'm turning gay.

waddua mean....."turning"?














gotcha!

 

[alien amp pharm]

waddua mean....."turning"?
gotcha!

Ha Ha Ha, you funny guy you.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

So looking at the above that means there is just a tad more than 1 female per male. Subtract the 75% that's ugly, then 65% of those who are fat and 55% that's married, 70% with boyfriends.....that leaves only 340 or so available females.

Why don't we find it surprising you didn't factor in age as a variable?

 

[PHATchik]

I found the statistics for my home town:

Population: 55469
Male Population: 26448
Female Population: 29021
Households: 23720
Median Age: 37
Average Household Size: 2.2


So looking at the above that means there is just a tad more than 1 female per male. Subtract the 75% that's ugly, then 65% of those who are fat and 55% that's married, 70% with boyfriends.....that leaves only 340 or so available females.

Good thing I'm into prostitutes.

You're such a charmer.

 

[SoreArms]

According to the song, you need to go to surf city

And we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun
You know we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun, now
Two girls for every boy

 

[Razorguns]

and out of those 340 --- 1/3 are dykes.

so that's down to around 240 or so left.

sad isn't it? It's even worse in la!

 

[Mr. dB]

According to the song, you need to go to surf city

And we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun
You know we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun, now
Two girls for every boy

You beat me to it, damn you!

 

[Lao Tzu]

and out of those 340 --- 1/3 are dykes.

so that's down to around 240 or so left.

sad isn't it? It's even worse in la!

I thought you did well with women?

 

[Razorguns]

i'm a'ight. i'm just saying it's REAL slim pickens in LA. The average female here is around 37, mexican, fat, with 4 kids.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Dang, you people have turned my depressing thread into an even greater depressing thread.

I'm so getting drunk tonight.

Phatchik, you with me?

 

[SoreArms]

i'm a'ight. i'm just saying it's REAL slim pickens in LA. The average female here is around 37, mexican, fat, with 4 kids.

Are you trying to pick up chicks at the swap meet or something?

There are plenty of fat Hispanic, White, Black, Asian, etc... chicks with kids (just like anywhere else), but there are so many hot broads aorund that I rarely pay attention to them. Hit me up sometime, we'll go check out some cool spots and get you out of the Mexican dive cantinas that you seem to frequent.

 

[gtrcivic]

similar stats here in Wash DC...6 girls to every 1 guy..well thats all good but then you have to factor all the guys from VA and MD that come in to the District to party..so back to 50/50....

 

[Razorguns]

Are you trying to pick up chicks at the swap meet or something?

There are plenty of fat Hispanic, White, Black, Asian, etc... chicks with kids (just like anywhere else), but there are so many hot broads aorund that I rarely pay attention to them. Hit me up sometime, we'll go check out some cool spots and get you out of the Mexican dive cantinas that you seem to frequent.

You going to the ef meet?

Yeah, i live in long beach. A very divisive, unmelting pot city. The mexicans don't talk to the blacks. Blacks don't talk to the asians. Asians live far away from the mexicans. etc. etc.

I'd love to live near Hermosa or Laguna Niguel. Everytime i go there, sandy beaches, open roads and tons of hot chicks!

 

[SoreArms]

You going to the ef meet?

Yeah, i live in long beach. A very divisive, unmelting pot city. The mexicans don't talk to the blacks. Blacks don't talk to the asians. Asians live far away from the mexicans. etc. etc.

I'd love to live near Hermosa or Laguna Niguel. Everytime i go there, sandy beaches, open roads and tons of hot chicks!

Yes I'll be at the meet.

I also live near Hermosa (and Manhattan and Redondo), so anytime you want to come down here we can check out some of the bars and clubs down at the Hermosa Pier.

BTW
I'm Mexican, so dont be alarmed when you meet me

 

[Moderate_THIS]

BTW
I'm Mexican, so dont be alarmed when you meet me

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