What happened on your worst date ever?

[SV2]

when i was living in baltimore and 24 years old I was dating an 18 year old, adn after a night out she stayed over at my place and when I woke up in the morning the bed was all wet and I thought it was just sweat at 1st, but I quickly realized that it was a huge pile of pee. This girl actually peed my bed. Not just a little bit either, but a huge like buckets worth of pee. I was bitter. That was the last time I went out with her.

 

[HULKSTER]

The worst date I ever went on was when this girl took me back to her place later on and started showing me her stuffed doll and action figure collection. I realized that it wasn't just a matter of her being feminine, or holding on to her childhood a bit---which is sweet, but that she was seriously fuckin' crazy. I hit that shit anyway, and left later on never to see her again. Good thing I gave her a fake phone number.

 

[OXANDRIN]

worst date was a blind date. someone set me up. i spend the whole night trying to figure out how to leave and whether i was with a girl or a guy. other than that my worst date was with this chick who i went flat cold limp on. she never called me after that

 

[AAP]

Should I log in as Ranger and tell you about the date, the vomit and the false teeth?

 

[biteme]

I had to fart real bad during the movie but I was too embarrased to let it out. I held it in for nearly the entire movie. All the while I was self conscious and uncomfortable and she picked up on it. I finally excused myself after my stomach was about to burst. I had to keep wriggling in my seat to keep it in. I made it to the bathroom and let out a fart that might have made the Guiness Book of Records for longest fart.

 

[confusedmushie]

My worst date was actually pretty good until the end of the night. First date with this girl. I was 23 and she was 18. Got her into bed by the end of the night, everything was great, got her to cum twice, and after the second time, a few minutes later, she asks me "Are you almost done?" WTF??????????????? Damn bitch!!!!!!!!

Ian

 

[FreeballinDC]

LOL, here it is:

I stupidly agreed to be a bachelor for the rugby teams bachelor auction.

I pulled in some decent money for the team, but the guy who "won" me was a piece of work.

We agreed on a time and date and met at a restaurant that was supposed to have a free meal for us since it was apart of the auction. Turns out, I was supposed to pick up the tickets for the meal from the team's events rep, so no free meal.

We meet and the restaurant, and he turns out to be a guy in his late '50's, and bitter about being 50ish and single. It's hard to hold a conversation with somebody who is probably 20 years older than you, and then has nothing very positive to say about anything.

Since I didn't pick up the free tickets for dinner, I sprung for the grub.

The icing on the cake was when he told me that he bid on me because he felt sorry for me, since I had a low bid.

My ego has yet to recover.

 

[confusedmushie]

Freeballin - It will be hard to top that one!

Karma for ya!!!!!

Ian

 

[AAP]

The icing on the cake was when he told me that he bid on me because he felt sorry for me, since I had a low bid.

My ego has yet to recover.

WHOOOOOOOO No he didn't say that girlfriend. Tell me that sucka didn't say that.

Man.... I don't know what I would have done.. I would have come back with some remark like "well, we had agreed in the back that my bid was going to be low to meet your limitations."

 

[FreeballinDC]

I shit you not, those words were actually spoken by him.

I knew going into the auction that I could wind up with anybody, so I had thought I had prepared for the worst.

Evidently not worst enough.

 

[AAP]

Did you sleep with him?

 

[FreeballinDC]

Did you sleep with him?

Dear God NO!!! I am not ready to have my troll card punched just yet! LOL!

I was actually afraid he would ask me to go over to his place. Although he probably thought since he won the bid, sex was included.

 

[AAP]

I would have slept with him. Out of revenge for those comments.

I would have put the lube EVERYWHERE but on my cock. (i.e. the sheets... the drapes... the linoleum floors...etc..) then with my left hand.. I would have that face shoved so far in the bed that he would have spring imprints on his face.... when I was buried balls deep in him I would have this right hand (a.k.a. the Pimp Hand) going like crazy slapping that ass. I would slap that ass until I had his ATM code to "raise my bid."

 

[confusedmushie]

AAP - sounds like you have had something simliar happen before? That's a lot of anger you are releasing.

Ian

 

[AAP]

AAP - sounds like you have had something simliar happen before? That's a lot of anger you are releasing.

Ian

Not really... I would have just refused to be a cheap date.

In between fucking and whipping him... I would have been looking around for something to steal too.

 

[confusedmushie]

hahaha

Too much for me!

For real though SV2, I would have known what I was getting into when I found out that the winning bidder was a guy. Personally, I think I would have backed out knowing that it was a guy bidding on me. I would have never followed through with it. Did your teammates know about this story?

Ian

 

[AAP]

Trust me... he KNEW it was a guy before it took place.

 

[FreeballinDC]

The rugby team is a gay team, so yeah, it was no surprise that a guy won the bid for me.

I wasn't expecting Skip LaCour to show up, but not Walter Matthau either.


AAP, I tried to give you karma for your response, but I have to "spread it around". He said he was an architect, so I am sure he had some goods at his house to lift. Damn, that's evil!

 

[notoriousQQ]

I had to fart real bad during the movie but I was too embarrased to let it out. I held it in for nearly the entire movie. All the while I was self conscious and uncomfortable and she picked up on it. I finally excused myself after my stomach was about to burst. I had to keep wriggling in my seat to keep it in. I made it to the bathroom and let out a fart that might have made the Guiness Book of Records for longest fart.

That's funny. Okay, get this. I go out with a girl I had been dating to a japanese steakhouse. Start off with a sampler platter of sushi, california rolls, eel, salmon, tuna, white fish, etc. and I have to eat it all cause she doesn't like the taste. So, I have 2 saporro's and some sake, ginger and wasabi with that sushi. Then, I eat chicken, steak and shrimp for dinner along with the salad, soup, shrimp appetizer and fried rice. Then, we went to go see Panic Room, I get a dr. pepper, popcorn and twizzlers. About 30 minutes in, my stomach starts cramping up and I think it might just be from sitting like I was with my belly squashed and I think I need to stretch. Then it keeps getting worse and I honestly though I had food poisoning. So, by the time the movies over, I can barely stand to walk to the car. I felt bloated, shooting pains in my stomach and had to undo my belt and I'm starting to sweat and I'm thinking, "please make it home, please make it home" So, I go to drop my girl off, barely get there, as soon as she gets out of the car I'm thinking, maybe I just need to fart. So, I give the ol' abdominal push and let the bigget sickest bellowing bellering gust of assjoy the world has ever known. Then, I drop ass about 5 or 10 more times in a 10 minute window of driving back to my apartment and I was fine upon arrival home for a good nights sleep. And, I was initially thinking I was going to be reenacting the dumb and dumber toilet scene with the broken toilet.

 

[confusedmushie]

notorious - That don't count as the worst date. Now, if you'd have gased when she was still around or have lost it and shit in your pants, then I'd consider that!

Ian

 

[AAP]

He said he was an architect, so I am sure he had some goods at his house to lift. Damn, that's evil!

Meaning... he had a bunch of rulers, pencils and pocket protectors... and khaki pants with brown shoes.

Then again, most older cheap gay men usually have tiny tiny dogs for pets. I bet his would have fit in your pocket before you walked out the door.

 

[confusedmushie]

LOL, here it is:

I stupidly agreed to be a bachelor for the rugby teams bachelor auction.

I pulled in some decent money for the team, but the guy who "won" me was a piece of work.

We agreed on a time and date and met at a restaurant that was supposed to have a free meal for us since it was apart of the auction. Turns out, I was supposed to pick up the tickets for the meal from the team's events rep, so no free meal.

We meet and the restaurant, and he turns out to be a guy in his late '50's, and bitter about being 50ish and single. It's hard to hold a conversation with somebody who is probably 20 years older than you, and then has nothing very positive to say about anything.

Since I didn't pick up the free tickets for dinner, I sprung for the grub.

The icing on the cake was when he told me that he bid on me because he felt sorry for me, since I had a low bid.

My ego has yet to recover.

Now that I have thought about it, I have something that will fucken top you FreeBallin!!! OK, this black girl that I was messing around with. She basically threw herself at me in the first place and we started to out and hanging out. Let me first say, she's one of the most open girls I have ever been with!

Anyways. We were fooling around, I started to finger her, after a little while, she jumped on me and started doing her thing.

I was a bartender at the time, I also had a very bad habit on bitting my nails at the time also. Anyways, after fooling around with her, I was driving to work. I was about to put my nail in my mouth and ALL I COULD smell was this fucken nasty stench!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, nuff said about that. So, I went in for a 7 hours shift, as you all know, bartenders constantly have their hands in water and alcohol, well, after 7 hours, the damn smell was still on my fingers!!!!!!!!!

A little more info. If she didn't have a smelly kitty, I think we would have lasted a little longer then we did. She was a stalker and was stalking me (good feeling to be stalker, until it becomes annoying). According to her (she's 24), she has NEVER sucked a guy's dick (from how she did me, I believe her, she sucked). She was very willing to go down on me and when she did, she was sitting over my right knee. I have NEVER in my life have a girl get off (and she came HARD) by just sucking my dick and riding and grinding on my knees.

So, besides the smell, she might have had satisfed all my physical needs and not only that, but all my MENTAL needs.

Ian

 

[Raina]

I got set up on a blind date. We went out to dinner in Minneapolis and then wandered around. It was okay....no more or less until he asked me to just stay where I was while he tried to find drugs of some sort. lol I was totally freaked out but I didn't have my car with me so I just stood there with this large thug-lookin' group of guys. I think it's just plain bad manners to leave a lady alone in the city at night, but you really lose points when the reason is drugs.

Anyhow he tried to get on me later that night and got really pissy that I didn't want to mess around with him. I went home and that was that.

 

[confusedmushie]

That's the way to stand up for yourself!!!!

Forget that and he did that shit with you looking the way you do!

Brain dead!!!

Ian