What funny names has your bf/gf called you?

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

Oi you bastardhead who asked you

 

[Binky]

Once during band camp,
I lost my erection and she called me
'plifter'.

 

[smallmovesal]

um,

beefytits, sizzlechest, a-money, a-dogg, small_moves_al, al... that's all i can think of.

 

[Johnny Zampon]

Oi you bastardhead who asked you

what? when we hook up and i give you that golden shower i'm gonna be calling you a dirty whore. dont worry. it will just be a heat of the moment thing.

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

I’ll give you a golden shower wankerdick

Fucking cunt

Cunt

Hehe

Cunt

CUNT CUNT

 

[harmonic]

I go by Mr. Camel Cock..

 

[Taps]

Asshole and bastard come to mind. And...um, Thumper.

T.

 

[Balls of Steel]

For those who didnt get what I was saying, I was implying that my granny is also my gf. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. yuck. yuck.

 

[thefantom1]

Hey Balls..your girlfriend always says "But Fantom has the Biggest Balls of them All".................... kinda strange......

 

[Balls of Steel]

Hey Balls..your girlfriend always says "But Fantom has the Biggest Balls of them All".................... kinda strange......

Granny never says that.