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tell them "That amazagain5000-diarrhea-powder REALLY WORKS!".
Seriously though, make up some excuse about how you've found the next best thing to steroids, name some supplement no one's heard of, and if they ask where to get it, tell them some pharmacy they've never heard of.
It's probably going to be harder and harder to convince people as you grow in record time though, so you better think out a good lie
Seriously though, make up some excuse about how you've found the next best thing to steroids, name some supplement no one's heard of, and if they ask where to get it, tell them some pharmacy they've never heard of.
It's probably going to be harder and harder to convince people as you grow in record time though, so you better think out a good lie
ORGANON CANON
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Can't go wrong with "Nitro-tech" Tell them to look at Greg Kovacs 
Tell them it's Creatine and Andro, just look a t Mark McGwire 
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LOL@Twiggy 
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The Almighty
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Once I finish my first cycle and I put an extra 20 more pounds on me Im just gonna flat out say I juiced when someone asks.
People that know me well enough wont even thing to try to argue with or lecture me
People that know me well enough wont even thing to try to argue with or lecture me
Fuck it, say andro dude, andro! What was that ad that was here a couple of weeks ago? The guy gained 42 pounds in 10 weeks or some shit on andro, or something like that.
Hell, there's all the proof you need.
If they still think something, confess to them that you also added in nor-andro, but not to tell anybody because that is your 'secret' for mass.
Hell, there's all the proof you need.
If they still think something, confess to them that you also added in nor-andro, but not to tell anybody because that is your 'secret' for mass.
Medical Detective
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That's some funny shit.
We spend most of our lives making excuses as to why we are small
Bad genetics, work too much, test levels low ect.
It is a good question.
None of my friends train so I'm cool there.
But I work with some MD's so that is a different story.
They notice everything.
Comments like "That suspension is really kicking in" are not uncommon.
All said in jest of course.
I stand by my muscletech until they can prove otherwise.
M.D
We spend most of our lives making excuses as to why we are small
Bad genetics, work too much, test levels low ect.
It is a good question.
None of my friends train so I'm cool there.
But I work with some MD's so that is a different story.
They notice everything.
Comments like "That suspension is really kicking in" are not uncommon.
All said in jest of course.
I stand by my muscletech until they can prove otherwise.
M.D
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Frackal
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I swear, one day when some tool asks me how I got so big, I'll just whisper "I drink my own semen...it's better than steroids.." For some reason this strikes me as fucking hilarious...just the look I'll get and the possibility that the guy will do it.
Mr Kryptonite
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These are, as usual, the most entertaining threads!!! You guys are hilarious!
I would just tell them its the really expensive Andro, you know the really PURE stuff, and not regular creatine, but creaPURE. Be sure to stress expensive, because people always believe that money can buy anything.
Oh and the old "well, you haven't seen me in awhile, because I've been at the gym 24hrs a day...dumbass, can't you tell???" would probably shut them up and make them realize that you can kick their ass now!
GOOD LUCK!!!
I would just tell them its the really expensive Andro, you know the really PURE stuff, and not regular creatine, but creaPURE. Be sure to stress expensive, because people always believe that money can buy anything.
Oh and the old "well, you haven't seen me in awhile, because I've been at the gym 24hrs a day...dumbass, can't you tell???" would probably shut them up and make them realize that you can kick their ass now!
GOOD LUCK!!!
Montecristo
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Try this one... After 22 years of etheral possession you finally got the ascentient scums to drop there possession on you and now you can grow to the size you were supposed to be...
ThePitbull
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"tell them you got stung by a bee", that's fucking hilarious Twiggy!
I swear, one day when some tool asks me how I got so big, I'll just whisper "I drink my own semen...it's better than steroids.." For some reason this strikes me as fucking hilarious...just the look I'll get and the possibility that the guy will do it.
LOL oh my focking god that is funny, I gotta say that sometime just to see the look on someones face,
LOL oh my focking god that is funny, I gotta say that sometime just to see the look on someones face,
ajc
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MUSTANG_18 said:
Funny shit...I always say the same thing! If I'm feeling ambitious, I'll tell them I'm using Impact 250 and make a big story about how you can inject it and that I'm kind of thinking about trying that. I talk it up to the point that whoever it is gets tired of hearing about it and wants to talk about something else. Works like a charm!
Make sure to tell them that its a secret and then reveal that you eat worms. Explain how the worms are loaded with a unique amino acid that is completely absorbed by the body. Just make up a name like L-betagonaretanin or some shit. That's what all the pros use.
The bigger the lie the more people will beleive it. Forget the supplement excuse, weird and special foods are a much better idea.
The bigger the lie the more people will beleive it. Forget the supplement excuse, weird and special foods are a much better idea.
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