what ever happened to good neighbours

[theoak01]

im so fucking fired up right now,i was out doing yard work with my dad and he went over our back hedge to cut it on the neighbours behind us side,well he came back over to get some gas and then was going to clean it up,well this bitch comes out yelling about the mess blah blah and my dad was very polite and said ill be back over in just a minute to get it all,well she kept yapping her mouth then started throwing the pieces of hedge over into my yard swearing etc,then her bald fat ass husband comes out and starts getting all tough and threatening my dad,now at this point i did what any person would do when their family is being threatened,i jumped up on my trampoline and said hey buddy we tried to do you a favor and you act like a bitch,just take your balding fat ass inside and have some chips and it will be looked after,then he started calling me a punk ass bitch with no respect,i politely smiled and said you earn my respect ass clown


fuck someone help me blow them up,we never had a problem with the previous people who lived there,now these assclowns are starting shit

i think its paintball gun time

 

[mylife]

i didn't know trailer courts had yards big enough to hold trampolines

 

[theoak01]

arent you a clever fucker,dont be jealous because you have to access the site from a library because ya cant afford one in your box

ass clown

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Leave them be if you can. Fat, balding men shouldn't occupy any of your mind.

Though, if you're dead-set on redemption, I'd shoot the wife with a tranquilizer, crucify her above the bed, laugh as the husband realizes what's happening, then lock them both inside the house and flush it out with harsh pesticides.