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What does SWV mean?

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wtf.. no one is answering my question..

is sopping wet vagina actually what it means or is it one of those things everyone says yet no one knows what it means?
 
It means... 'Sopping Wet Vagina'


Meaning you are a fucking tool, pwned and controlled by the wimmins.

Basically... Pussy Whipped Bitch


See also: aap
 
the_clockwork said:
u joshin me or are you for real?


Do a search for the thread. It was a classic pwnage, but aap used to just come on here and bitch nonstop about how he just kept getting walked all over by the girls he was dating, or trying to date.

JH1 switched his avatar to aap's and his name to sopping wet vagina and just raked him over the coals. Everyone thought it was really aap posting until he showed up. Funny shit.
 
Most guys go through an SWV phase, for the lucky ones its just once and they actually pay attention to the lessons learned.

Some guys go through an extended SWV phase.

Some guys are just permanent SWVs without hope of recovery.

I went through one really bad SWV phase, it was chronicled here on the boards in great detail.
 
jnevin said:
Do a search for the thread. It was a classic pwnage, but aap used to just come on here and bitch nonstop about how he just kept getting walked all over by the girls he was dating, or trying to date.

JH1 switched his avatar to aap's and his name to sopping wet vagina and just raked him over the coals. Everyone thought it was really aap posting until he showed up. Funny shit.



I AM A FUCKING LEGEND!

Reckinizeeeeeeeee
 
jnevin said:
Chillin'. Listening to a house mix as I get a file stacked to submit. I had a pretty decent week. Didn't do shit and got deals out of it. I may be on to something here...


you fucker...i been scraping to get a meal here the last two months. values have taken a shit everywhere in FL. i'm closing a whoopty fuckin do 90k loan today....and the bank cut most of my fees.

do you have any client retention software/program in place? Like to send out mailers etc to your past clients? I'm really bad about that...i have clients i closed and i never spoke to in a long ass time. most of them when i was a scrub LO and knew nothing...but still.
 
calveless wonder said:
you fucker...i been scraping to get a meal here the last two months. values have taken a shit everywhere in FL. i'm closing a whoopty fuckin do 90k loan today....and the bank cut most of my fees.

do you have any client retention software/program in place? Like to send out mailers etc to your past clients? I'm really bad about that...i have clients i closed and i never spoke to in a long ass time. most of them when i was a scrub LO and knew nothing...but still.


I've always kept my clients' info on file. I send birthday cards, newsletters, shit like that. I didn't keep everything when I was with FSL, because I was more of an account rep for the "A" paper LO's. The customers were theirs. Hindsight, I should have kept it, but whatever. FL's taken a huge shit. You should get licensed in OR and WA if you're looking for a market that's doing well. You can just take online courses to get the license. Pretty easy.


LOL. I just got a referral halfway through typing this. Purchase that has to be done in 2 weeks. $390K.
 
jnevin said:
Chillin'. Listening to a house mix as I get a file stacked to submit. I had a pretty decent week. Didn't do shit and got deals out of it. I may be on to something here...



I didn't listen to no techno or house shit for along time... always reminded me of blowing lines.... made me crave that shit...

Now I drive around all day long gaying it up to techno... chics dig that...
 
jh1 said:
I didn't listen to no techno or house shit for along time... always reminded me of blowing lines.... made me crave that shit...

Now I drive around all day long gaying it up to techno... chics dig that...


I like it just fine. Helps me relax.

There are some songs that remind me of rolling or my previous blowing of the lineage, but it doesn't get to me.
 
jnevin said:
I like it just fine. Helps me relax.

There are some songs that remind me of rolling or my previous blowing of the lineage, but it doesn't get to me.


My mommy in law calls it 'Drug Music'.....


LMFAO...

Everytime she said that, I'd hide...
 
jnevin said:
I like it just fine. Helps me relax.

There are some songs that remind me of rolling or my previous blowing of the lineage, but it doesn't get to me.

techno helps you relax?

wierd.. techno makes me want to run around in circles to expel the excess energy it creates.
 
jnevin said:
I've always kept my clients' info on file. I send birthday cards, newsletters, shit like that. I didn't keep everything when I was with FSL, because I was more of an account rep for the "A" paper LO's. The customers were theirs. Hindsight, I should have kept it, but whatever. FL's taken a huge shit. You should get licensed in OR and WA if you're looking for a market that's doing well. You can just take online courses to get the license. Pretty easy.


LOL. I just got a referral halfway through typing this. Purchase that has to be done in 2 weeks. $390K.


yeah....that's what i'm talking about. but how do you do it? that shit is time consuming. do you have a program setup that automates it or an assistant to do it?i found a couple of places online that manage all that crap....but if i can do it myself withotu too much hassle then it's cool.

my buddy just closed a couple of OR deals....i'm going to start hitting different states once i get signed up with my new net branch. UT, NM, NC, OR, WA plan to be a focus of mine...maybe AZ too. i need to diversify :)
 
jnevin said:
I like it just fine. Helps me relax.

There are some songs that remind me of rolling or my previous blowing of the lineage, but it doesn't get to me.

that's because you're a solid bad b0r (not a lame ass good bro). you'll stay clean.

jh1, however, is pretty much fucked. eventually, he'll be sucking up rails like a fucking vacuum cleaner. shit, he should tattoo 'HOOVER' on his nose.
 
jackangel said:
that's because you're a solid bad b0r (not a lame ass good bro). you'll stay clean.

jh1, however, is pretty much fucked. eventually, he'll be sucking up rails like a fucking vacuum cleaner. shit, he should tattoo 'HOOVER' on his nose.

lolocopter
 
jackangel said:
that's because you're a solid bad b0r (not a lame ass good bro). you'll stay clean.

jh1, however, is pretty much fucked. eventually, he'll be sucking up rails like a fucking vacuum cleaner. shit, he should tattoo 'HOOVER' on his nose.



Ur mouth should have hoover tatto'd on it.
 
calveless wonder said:
yeah....that's what i'm talking about. but how do you do it? that shit is time consuming. do you have a program setup that automates it or an assistant to do it?i found a couple of places online that manage all that crap....but if i can do it myself withotu too much hassle then it's cool.

my buddy just closed a couple of OR deals....i'm going to start hitting different states once i get signed up with my new net branch. UT, NM, NC, OR, WA plan to be a focus of mine...maybe AZ too. i need to diversify :)


I just put in my outlook calendar whenever I take an app. I'm sure there are better ways to do it, but it's been working. NM is a pain to lend in. I think they have APR issues and prepay issues. I forget what exactly, but the last place I was at spent a ton on marketing there and it was a waste.
 
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