What does Playboy do to their centerfolds???

[Test boy]

I fell for a supervixen a few years ago. She became a centerfold this year and still looked sweet enough in her photo shoot which was probably about a year ago. I just seen a recent photo and I was extremely upset. She looks like a whore that does drugs all the time now. If I was her parents I would be dangerously furious about the transition. I have also noticed other centerfolds developing a decidedly slutty look during the year following their centerfold. I suspect they sometimes become sex toys for the rich and famous in L.A.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I eat them out............on an outdoor grill.

 

[Clear and Present Danger]

ITS CALLED COMPUTER EDITING

 

[Test boy]

Everyone knows that Playboy edits the photos but making a girl look whorish and drugged out after her centerfold is not in their best interest.

 

[IhateOsama]

Airbrush! Blame Osama he is making our Centerfolds ugly and slutty!

 

[Test boy]

Airbrush! Blame Osama he is making our Centerfolds ugly and slutty!

Huh???

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

because they are dumb sluts.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

because they are dumb sluts.

So are you, do you suck cock for cash?

P.S - I want your soul.

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

Goatfucker you bitch

No I don't suck cock for cash.

Men come up to me everyday begging me to suck their cock, they offer to pay me $$$$$$$$$$ big moolah, I say no though, because I am not a dumb slut.

You can't have my soul, I don't have one.

 

[Test boy]

because they are dumb sluts.

They might be sluts but some of them are pretty smart. It seems to me like working with Playboy turns them into sluts.

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

one day I hope to be a centre fold.

Not a slut one though.

 

[Test boy]

one day I hope to be a centre fold.

Not a slut one though.

It seems like the problem is that you may very well become a slut after being a center fold. I love sluts...for one night. They don't intrigue me after that.

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

They look all slutty because me an hugh heffner stick dildo's into their cute little buttcracks. We feed them cocaine,and excstacy. We also give them GHB and date rape them. Sometimes we tell them they are fired if they don't perform oral sex. We also force them to sell their bodies for tons of $$$$$ to rich buisiness men and politicians. These girls are our cash crop,so we maximize their potential by fucking and sucking the shit out of them.I personally like to throw a part for playmates,and then rape them for hours,destroying their pussies with my orgasmic thrusts.

 

[Test boy]

They look all slutty because me an hugh heffner stick dildo's into their cute little buttcracks. We feed them cocaine,and excstacy. We also give them GHB and date rape them. Sometimes we tell them they are fired if they don't perform oral sex. We also force them to sell their bodies for tons of $$$$$ to rich buisiness men and politicians. These girls are our cash crop,so we maximize their potential by fucking and sucking the shit out of them.I personally like to throw a part for playmates,and then rape them for hours,destroying their pussies with my orgasmic thrusts.

Eh?...What are you on bro??? Orgasmic thrusts...thats a good one.

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

I'm high

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

No I will not become a slut after I make it as a centrefold. I just want to be envied by men and women.

 

[Test boy]

No I will not become a slut after I make it as a centrefold. I just want to be envied by men and women.

No problem with making the women envious. But the men? Think that one is called lust.

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

I met Heather Kosar a few years back when she was doing a guest appearance at a local bar here that was having it's opening weekend. THis woman brushed up against me in the crowd, and we were trying to squeeze past each other, but her tits were humongous and making the effort more difficult. We talked for a couple seconds and she asked if I wanted to meet her at the bar..........I thought this girl was alright looking, but nothing special, I was at the bar that night with something ALOT better.......anyway, I said sure with really no intention of meeting her. As she made her way to the bar some black guy behind me was elbowing me in the small of my back, I turned around and glared at him but he had this shit eating grin on his face, he said "damn dude, that was heather kosar rubbing her tities up on you"......I looked at him and asked him if he was serious, cause what just walked away looked NOTHING like what was in the playboy playmate of the year issue. After that experience I never lend credence anymore to photo's. If they could make that "slightly" homely looking girl into playmate of the year.........I was pretty much through with playboys.

 

[Test boy]

Interesting...I can only wonder if her looks deteriorated severely after living the Playboy lifestyle of rampant sex and drugs and parties. I met Keri Kendall last year as well. I used to think she was about the finest playmate of them all. She didn't look nearly as good but her pictorial was 9 years ago. I still would have given my pinkie finger to spend the night with her. Wild living eventually takes its toll on appearances. I used to be aging unbelievably well. I've lived very hard the past 3 years and look about 6 years older than I did 3 years ago.

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

Finally you men are realising that the chicks in the pictures look nothing like the real one.

Oh what a bit of make up and lighting can do!

Just about any chick could look hot done up like playboy ladies.

 

[Test boy]

You missed the entire point of the thread...that their looks deteriorate after their centerfold pictorial. I knew her years before the pictorial and really thought she looked better than in the pictorial. But her latest pic?....now she looks like a drugged out wore and I'm pissed because I really cared about her for a long time.

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

fuck they are just stupid women who show their pussies to the entire world. Who gives a twat.

They get old, lose looks, get replaced.

Capeesh.

 

[Test boy]

fuck they are just stupid women who show their pussies to the entire world. Who gives a twat.

They get old, lose looks, get replaced.

Capeesh.

Huh..I would venture a bet that Playboy playmates possess an above average intelligence. I doubt that Playboy would have caved in and shown their pussies if there wasn't a competitive need to do so.
We all get old and lose our looks. 70% of the time it is the woman who decides the man must be replaced. I'll bet ex-centerfolds are closer to 90%.