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jerkbox said:
i give up way before i ever hear that.....
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lol me too.
 
Shadow,

Chicks suck at math, so you just have to confuse her about the year. Then your in like Flynn bro.

In all seriosuness, a chick did say that to me once. She was under the impression that I was a conceited womanzing jerk (how girls do talk).

So I was tooling around on the computer and wrote up a fake calender and sent it to her. It was funny, real funny, but she still wouldn't go out with me.

Then a month or so later a bunch of us ran into her and her friends on Bleeker St. We talked and joked, and her friends were all like "go out with him", but she still wouldn't go out with me.

Then some time passed, we ran into each other a couple of times, and eventually she went out with me, and we dated for over a year.

It was F$%ing horrible. Dude the moral of the story is forget her. Nothing good can ever come of it. She's a psycho bitch:)
 
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PS

Tell her I still love her :bawling:
 
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JerseyArt said:
Shadow,

Chicks suck at math,
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lol

that was my point.....


A sales rep told one of the guys in the lab that about a month ago.

Guess who I saw out togther today?
 
"Never in a million years" means RIGHT NOW! to me.
 
This is freaking gay, but I was watching an episode of Blind date with a chick. This complete asshole (average looking,dumb, nothing special in any way) gets set up with a pretty decent looking girl. The entire date he is making the most obscene statements and innuendo. To the point where you would have to work real hard to be that vulgar. The whole time she's rolling her eyes, making disgusted faces, and putting him down as a low class scumbag.

Then they break, clear screen, with the caption "And this is why men will never understand women"

The next scene is the two of them tonsil wrestling with the clear understanding that this is going all the way.
 
Jerseyart, I used to hang out on Bleeker and Mcdougal. lol Drinking till morning and driving to the beach for a nap the next day. lol We payed the bums some coins to sing to us while we slow danced right on the sidewalk. Good times.

Except when people threw eggs at us from their windows.
 
gonelifting said:
Jerseyart, I used to hang out on Bleeker and Mcdougal. lol Drinking till morning and driving to the beach for a nap the next day. lol We payed the bums some coins to sing to us while we slow danced right on the sidewalk. Good times.

Except when people threw eggs at us from their windows.
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I attended NYU. That's where I earned my degrees. I lived on Bleeker St. Not officially, but might as well have. The bartender at the Back Fence used to hook us poor college kids up with free drafts, the place a few doors down had great bands depending on the night. And right across the street on the corner was a meat market at the Red Lion.

How old are you bro? I'm 36
 
JerseyArt said:
I attended NYU. That's where I earned my degrees. I lived on Bleeker St. Not officially, but might as well have. The bartender at the Back Fence used to hook us poor college kids up with free drafts, the place a few doors down had great bands depending on the night. And right across the street on the corner was a meat market at the Red Lion.

How old are you bro? I'm 36
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Damn you`re an old man. lol I just visited from Jersey for a little stint. Went to a few bars there. Remember buying beer at the corner liquor store at Bleeker and Mcdougal.

Maybe YOU threw the eggs at us. lol jk

I`ll be 36 July 7th. You old geezer. lol

PS Is this your first participation of a HIJACK? lol
 
GL,

Just turned it a few months ago myself. Sucks:)

At least your married with kids, right? I'm a total loser with nothing to show for my life, except piles of used condom wrappers and a bitchin entertainment system:)
 
And dude, if I had left over money for eggs, I would have eaten them. For certain I wouldn't be picking a fight with you, unless your girlfriend was really hot, and even then I'd be trying to work it behind your back:)
 
the two of you ass clowns need to get off my thread and rent a fucking room.

lol
 
GL,

Shadow is talking smack at you. You're not going to let him get away with that shit are you.

Shadow: GL is going to fuck you up like a car crash. He's a fucking psycho when he's angry.
 
lol

he wishes...Ill bitch slap him faster than his last trick down at Chico's Cock Shop.
 
"Not if you were the last man on Earth."

"I couldn't get THAT drunk."

I made up the drunk one. I've heard the Earth line too many times.
 
Don't give up hope Shadow-- not until she gets a retraining order. That pretty much means it's not gonna happen.
 
You could write her romantic little notes and zoom them over to her on a radio control car from at least 500'. It would either be charming or a little creepy.
 
hmmmmmm.......lol


I am in a daze from still being at work

shoot me now please
 
I've noticed that when I'm working on the house on weekends I go to bed at night physically exhausted and I sleep like a baby. But when I go home from work+school on weeknights I'm mentally exhausted and can't sleep at all due to a mind that won't shut up.
 
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
 
Raina said:
Don't give up hope Shadow-- not until she gets a retraining order. That pretty much means it's not gonna happen.
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I agree with Raina make that biotch get a retraining order, then Retrain her the way you want her to be. ;)



RADAR
 
Tell her she's a cunt.

ask her why she is being so choosy, cuz you aren't either.

If she says no in a bar or club or party to a drink or a dance, say, well never mind, I need to take a shit anyway.
 
JerseyArt said:
This is freaking gay, but I was watching an episode of Blind date with a chick. This complete asshole (average looking,dumb, nothing special in any way) gets set up with a pretty decent looking girl. The entire date he is making the most obscene statements and innuendo. To the point where you would have to work real hard to be that vulgar. The whole time she's rolling her eyes, making disgusted faces, and putting him down as a low class scumbag.

Then they break, clear screen, with the caption "And this is why men will never understand women"

The next scene is the two of them tonsil wrestling with the clear understanding that this is going all the way.
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Perfect example of how what women say and what they actually mean are two hugly different things.

If she says 'never in a million years', as long as you've got some good game then it's still on. I'm completely serious.
 
jd_uk said:
Perfect example of how what women say and what they actually mean are two hugly different things.

If she says 'never in a million years', as long as you've got some good game then it's still on. I'm completely serious.
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It's true. Women approach dating from a different position than men, first because they can, and secondly because although it seems "irrational" to us at first glance, it actually makes sense when you think about "what" and "why" they are doing.

I know it's true because I've seen buds "win a girl over" countless times. I had one friend who pursued a chick for six months and eventually like a fungus he grew on her.

Personally I'm a prideful bitch. If a girl isn't interested immediately, I'm no longer interested. I never pursued anyone. So far it really hasn't made any difference. I suppose if it did, I would change my tune.:)

I joked a while back on another thread about a girl refusing to kiss me when we were playing spin the bottle back in grade school. That was true, she did. When I was mid 20's she was working for an attorney we use on real estate matters and I ran into her. She was all like "OMG, how are you" blah blah blah, and ends "we should get together, catch up." And she looked good. But I never called, and didn't even want to call. In some sadistic part of my ego I was like "you had your chance in the 3rd grade babe.":)
 
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