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What do YOU toast to?

Lancer55

Elite Greek
I have had many toasts but since I don't go to bars and drink with the same people most of the time I only know so many, what do you toast too?
 
i usually say "to banging hot sexy chix..." then lift the beer or shot. and everyone starts drinking and i finish my toast "with big fat cawks!" then i laugh hysterically and say "eeewww you phucking homo's drank to that?" everyone outside the toast laughs overhearing it too. great conversation starter to meet new people.

it only works if you don't drink. you'd figure by now after so many years my friends would finally realize that i don't drink. yet they still buy me beers/shots. go figure.
 
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