what do you think is the explanation for this?

[hamstershaver]

the other day when i came home for lunch there was a bottle of sex lube on the bed
i was like wtf is that out for? its always in the nightstand
i cant even remember what she told me now
why do you all think it would be on the bed?

 

[HumorMe]

A hint?

 

[stilleto]

subliminal message.

 

[chefbone]

Dial Tone came over. Klu flew him out to the trailer park because he has a monster cawk and eats the kitty! BTW, you probably indirectly paid for the flight too!

 

[hamstershaver]

A hint?

no i dont think she tried to get the cawk

 

[HumorMe]

sperlunking = dark cave exploring

 

[Delinquent]

no i dont think she tried to get the cawk

I think you woke up in the middle of the night half asleep dreaming of sticking in another girls ass and Klu ended up being the closest thing that resembled a female

 

[big4life]

I'm not sure, but you probably should sleep on your back for a little while.



That, or get a pillow to sit on.