What do you think about when you can't sleep?

[Sassy69]

Inquiring minds...

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

bad stuff

 

[biteme]

Well usually when I can't sleep it's because I forgot to jerk off. I can be sitting at the computer for hours unable to get up and go to bed, suddenly I will remember that I haven't jerked it. Works like a charm.

 

[Phaded]

past/future

 

[Devastation]

i usually think about how i could fall asleep

 

[starfish]

I think about the man whose picture I sleep with under my pillow. Makes me feel secure until I see him again.

 

[biteme]

i usually think about how i could fall asleep

Just jerk it! That should be the new Nike slogan.

 

[jnuts]

I think about too many things.

That is why I don't sleep.

 

[bkc]

When I was little it was the monster in my closet/I kicked it's ass so now it's gone. Now it just depends... Sometimes good things sometimes things I need to do. Most of the time if I can't sleep it's because of sports. I love playing sports and when I light it up sometimes I think about it all night. When I have an off night sometimes I'll just keep thinking about what I should have done or will next time etc. It's usually good stuff. Thank God... Not to get all churchy or anything but praying before bed helps you sleep well.......

 

[bkc]

Inquiring minds...

What about you?

 

[biteme]

I think about too many things.

That is why I don't sleep.

I use to have that problem until I quit taking life so serious. Now I find much more joy in the simple things that I use to take for granted. I'm 40 though, and my perspective has changed.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Sleeplessness is caused mostly by nerves, and worrying. So I try to forget about everything that would cause this, and go to a happy place, just like in Happy Gilmore.

 

[biteme]

Sleeplessness is caused mostly by nerves, and worrying. So I try to forget about everything that would cause this, and go to a happy place, just like in Happy Gilmore.

Lloyd while sucking his thumb in the corner of the bathroom as the big guy was about to pound him, "Find a happy place, find a happy place." LOL

 

[H_T_]

the thoughts in my head bounce back and forth like a couple of chinese guys playing ping-pong.

 

[Lady Viking]

sex

 

[SoKlueles]

I come up with my most brilliant ideas when I cant sleep

 

[KillahBee]

work. as soon as I wake up I think about work and can't get back to sleep.

 

[hamstershaver]

i think why in the hell did i drink that cup of coffee so late in the day

 

[jaded]

I think about too many things.

That is why I don't sleep.

Yup, I hate when I can't fall asleep because I have too much stuff on my mind. I used to have this problem a lot, but not as much anymore. Now when I can't fall asleep I'm thinking about how little sleep I'm going to get because I can't sleep...lol

 

[velvett]

i usually think about how i could fall asleep

Yup...

followed by f**k why can't I sleep - rollover - this isn't gonna work - roll over - f**k - hit bathroom, pet the cat, drink some water and start over.

That started at about 5:11am this morning.
I've already have 32oz of coffee, a shower and 30 minutes of cardio done.

If I can fall asleep when I "go to bed" I'll start thinking about all the stuff I need to do for work, all the personal errands I keep putting off, and if it's really bad I'll go over past conversations with people and analyze it to death.
Once I get there I'm so fried I turn the TV on and pray for sleep.

Sex is always good too around this time, if you can wake your other half up.

 

[WODIN]

The Cannibal Paradox. If there is a God and he is coming back and in turn raising all the dead upon his return, what about people eaten by cannibals? Will this be the advent of the poop people? Will FZero be their leader? What will the poop people poop if anything?

 

[ChefWide]

Sex is always good too around this time....

Hmmm.... I never thought I would want to make a woman fall asleep...

 

[BileStew]

I come up with my most brilliant ideas when I cant sleep

You should harness that energy and put them into your posts.

 

[Smurfy]

I think about Bilestew.

 

[BileStew]

I think about Bilestew.

Show your cankles.

 

[SoKlueles]

You should harness that energy and put them into your posts.

somehow i clicked this thread expecting to defend myself
stfu bile

 

[Smurfy]

Show your cankles.

Ill show em if you agree to lick em. deal?

 

[Zebo]

A box of hair coloring and a plane ticket.

 

[lucidblue]

Yup...

followed by f**k why can't I sleep - rollover - this isn't gonna work - roll over - f**k - hit bathroom, pet the cat, drink some water and start over.

If I can fall asleep when I "go to bed" I'll start thinking about all the stuff I need to do for work, all the personal errands I keep putting off, and if it's really bad I'll go over past conversations with people and analyze it to death.

This is pretty much exactly what I do when I can't sleep, in that order . Then my mind races through everything you're talking about. Last night it was particularly active. Time to get back to the gym whether sick or not. No gym = no sleep .

 

[theoak01]

sounds gay,but lately its been my ex,we are still friends and I know its for the best we went our own ways,but sometimes I question it when I cant shut off my brain at night,then I fall asleep and wake up thinking dont be a dumb fuck stay strong

 

[Deterass]

poker