What do you think about these statements

[wayneboard1]

Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. If I had wanted to talk to somebody with your personality, I would be at the damn pet store talking to the lizards. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you; if your weren't so fat from all that cheap beer you spend your Welfare payments on that your belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine, or if you didn't have a face that people rub tree branches on to make ugly sticks. No, come to think of it, you would.

 

[wayneboard1]

WAYNE!

the contest is over...you won

Oh...whew.....had a flashback there for a second. sorry. oh wait...no I'm not.

 

[wayneboard1]

SO................In the future, wake up the dozy peglegged hamster operating that wheel-powered brain of yours before you start typing.

 

[jumpshot]

Ibl!

 

[wayneboard1]

I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you you frigin yahoo. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if the chief excitement in your meaningless life wasn't spotting people who are fatter than you are, or if you didn't have a face like a bulldog chewing a stinging nettle while taking a constipated dump in a heat wave.

 

[wayneboard1]

To sum up this rant: I'd rather pass the world's largest kidney stone than read another post from you.

 

[wayneboard1]

why don't you put your glasses on backwards and walk into yourself?

 

[wayneboard1]

When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication.

 

[bluehen]

The only bad thing about him getting banned is that he can't get bombed anymore!

 

[mendo]

LOL. This thread is great. I hope everyone who gets banned pisses wayne off first.