What do you expect in a Mod?

[thelion2005]

There has been much discussion about the Mods.
I have had good experiences so far by my standards.

What do you expect from them?

(1) A fair response to reported TOS violations?

(2) Superior nutrition and excercise advice based on referenced knowledge?

(3) An admirable body builder's physique?

(4) Recommended sources?

(5) Success in real life careers and family?

(6) Posts and replies that are insightful and witty?

(7) Knowledge of EF offered e-books and other services?

(8) Knowledge of fitness and body building events?

I thought that #1 and #2 would be more than sufficient.
Anything else was a nice bonus.

Your thoughts?

 

[Frisky]

Consistency!

Every mod has something or another to offer to the boards. Some things a few do are hypocritical, thats my only beef.

 

[spongebob]

1. i expect mods to side with me, even when they may think im wrong.

2. when i ask i expect a mod to devulge personal info about other members if im trying to stalk them.

3. i expect mods to be a lot more shady than just regular members.

4. i expect mods to retaliate against other members if they are bothering me.

 

[Gymgurl]

On man...I can't take any more

 

[KillahBee]

Idiocy

 

[Ozz2001]

One that wont give the feds my isp number!

 

[Cutiebaby]

a mod who is fun understanding and not too up tight is nice...but also one who knows when enough is enough....

 

[Gymgurl]

Be able to take a beating and still get up

 

[big4life]

I expect my pizza to be free if it's not delivered in 30 minutes or less.

 

[jacked clown]

To be a very good looking male or female

 

[spongebob]

lotta goddamn expectations up in here. ungrateful lot.

 

[Cutiebaby]

one that is not a k whore!

 

[WODIN]

Being a mod is akin to being a crossing gaurd. Shut the fuck up and hold the sign and leave me the hell alone. Also if you slap a picture of someonelse over your face while people are crossing you should be ridiculed and laughed at on a daily basis.

I'm going to have a burger for lunch....hmmmm.

 

[Gymgurl]

to be able to correct bad grammer

 

[KillahBee]

to be able to correct bad grammer

OMFG

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

I think constantly making fun of Stilleto is a requirement.

 

[SoKlueles]

OMFG

dont start buddy
ill beat your butt

 

[Gymgurl]

To be able to give a good hard spanking when needed

 

[jujubes]

to silence all the Mod complainers

 

[Frisky]

Naked pics, They all should have to post naked pics for credibility

 

[SoKlueles]

Naked pics, They all should have to post naked pics for credibility

...

 

[Frisky]

Naked pics, They all should have to post naked pics for credibility

with faces, no fake shit

 

[SoKlueles]

with faces, no fake shit

who cares bout faces?

 

[nycgirl]

To give IQ tests to all new members and send those that score low to the "proper" forum (i.e., the recycle bin).

 

[Gymgurl]

LOLOLOL....and how about personality tests along with the IQ's

 

[Cutiebaby]

with faces, no fake shit

why faces??? its the body and the equipment that matters!!!!

 

[stilleto]

I think a mod has to be fair, smart, firm, understanding, be able to hold their liquor, not smoke, patient, and not have hangnails.

 

[Frisky]

who cares bout faces?

It must be real pics, anyone can google hot bod and big pecker. We need truth up in this house.

Order I tell ya!

They should let me walk around with my whip

 

[Gymgurl]

Then you must stop smoking the weed

 

[Cutiebaby]

I think a mod has to be fair, smart, firm, understanding, be able to hold their liquor, not smoke, patient, and not have hangnails.

well you have 6 out of the 8...we'll have to work on that liquor and hang nail huh hunny!!!!

 

[SoKlueles]

It must be real pics, anyone can google hot bod and big pecker. We need truth up in this house.

Order I tell ya!

They should let me walk around with my whip

and a thong

 

[Frisky]

Then you must stop smoking the weed

Who told you? Was that you hiding in the bushes?

 

[Cutiebaby]

SOKLU men in thongs is a turn on for you?

 

[stilleto]

Then you must stop smoking the weed

damn this sucks.

 

[spongebob]

damn did i log onto the IA board by accident.

 

[Gymgurl]

Damn you like a kid,......I was talking to Stilleto and you busted yourself.....just like my daughter

 

[Frisky]

Damn you like a kid,......I was talking to Stilleto and you busted yourself.....just like my daughter

thank gawd I didn't say anything else...


I'm gonna over there -----------> before I really say too much

 

[Gymgurl]

Grounded

 

[Frisky]

damn did i log onto the IA board by accident.

Damn, send me the link! I think i've been banned for posting fake stuff there. Those chicks have no sense of humor

 

[stilleto]

Damn, send me the link! I think i've been banned for posting fake stuff there. Those chicks have no sense of humor

i think you were banned for having a penis.

 

[Pamela]

Then you must stop smoking the weed

That does suck...

 

[Cutiebaby]

Damn, send me the link! I think i've been banned for posting fake stuff there. Those chicks have no sense of humor

that is what i heard through the grape vine......you were so wrong. how could you do this?????

 

[SoKlueles]

wtf?
i was banned too

 

[stilleto]

klue, i think its cause you have a penis.

 

[blut wump]

We need a Science Forum mod above all else.

 

[SoKlueles]

klue, i think its cause you have a penis.

but i tucked it in
could u still notice it from the side view and it was poking out the back?
dammit

 

[Cutiebaby]

stilleto you have penis on that mind of yours????

 

[blut wump]

stilleto you have penis on that mind of yours????

Is that a polite way of expressing the sentiment "Dick Head"?

If so, it seems rather harsh.

 

[stilleto]

We need a Science Forum mod above all else.

in case you didn't know it- I've brought this up to spellwin quite a bit. He said this, and a computer tech board are in the works. not sure about the moderation of it yet.

 

[Frisky]

i think you were banned for having a penis.

but i gave it back... they still didn't find much humor in it.

 

[blut wump]

in case you didn't know it- I've brought this up to spellwin quite a bit. He said this, and a computer tech board are in the works. not sure about the moderation of it yet.

Thanks

 

[Raina]

I expect them to send me their credit card information and mail me cupcakes on a regular basis.

 

[stilleto]

Is that a polite way of expressing the sentiment "Dick Head"?

If so, it seems rather harsh.

 

[Frisky]

Gives a whole new meaning to 'sit on my face'

 

[Pamela]

That's my boss! The last couple of weeks..

 

[SoKlueles]

Gives a whole new meaning to 'sit on my face'

OMG HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Cutiebaby]

Gives a whole new meaning to 'sit on my face'

LMAO, you are bad

 

[Whiskey]

From the female mods, I expect a personalized pic of them in their sexiest underwear and the occasional K hit.

From the male mods, I expect a month supply of gear and the occaional K hit.

Whiskey

 

[tiger88]

if i had more today time id give my opinion on every ef mod


only need maybe 3 mods in c and c...posters can moderate themselves imo...hands off is the best approach

 

[buffer1]

Pamela is a true example of a good mod

 

[Pamela]

Pamela is a true example of a good mod

Hey Thanks Buffer..

 

[buffer1]

Hey Thanks Buffer..

 

[big4life]

How about what do you expect in a member?

I've seen it from both sides. Some of ya'll can be down right draining to deal with, just as some of the mods can be.

 

[needtogetaas]

1. i expect mods to side with me, even when they may think im wrong.

2. when i ask i expect a mod to devulge personal info about other members if im trying to stalk them.

3. i expect mods to be a lot more shady than just regular members.

4. i expect mods to retaliate against other members if they are bothering me.

no wonder you love it here.they all do that.lol

 

[Bikini Mod]

Be able to take a beating and still get up

WERD

no one signs up for that part of the contract, yet it seems that is what ends up happening... separated those of us who had balls.

 

[awittyusername]

1. i expect mods to side with me, even when they may think im wrong.

2. when i ask i expect a mod to devulge personal info about other members if im trying to stalk them.

3. i expect mods to be a lot more shady than just regular members.

4. i expect mods to retaliate against other members if they are bothering me.

All these are a given if you are a hot chick

 

[Gambino]

i expect at least a 18 inch bicep

 

[Lestat]

I would say these things are what I look for:

Integrity
Unbiased enforcement of the "rules"
Level headed
Intelligent
Responsive


bonus if they have nice tits

 

[Gambino]

I would say these things are what I look for:

Integrity
Unbiased enforcement of the "rules"
Level headed
Intelligent
Responsive


bonus if they have nice tits

lol this isn't a position at the FBI...

 

[big4life]

lol this isn't a position at the FBI...

I know. I didn't even get a gun.

 

[Lestat]

lol this isn't a position at the FBI...

the way I look at it is... newbies come on here and look to the moderators for advice. Training, supplements, AAS.. even sources.

You are going to want to be able to trust this person right somewhat right? Spellwin was right when he said that a healthy dose of skepticism is always good, but if you can trust anyone on the boards, you want to be able to trust the mods. Integrity is key.

 

[Raina]

i expect at least a 18 inch bicep

I have an 19" thigh. lol

 

[tiger88]

mods arent needed in C&C

let the inmates run the show... serious mods in a chat room? come on...hands off and let us moderate each other

 

[Gambino]

mods arent needed in C&C

let the inmates run the show... serious mods in a chat room? come on...hands off and let us moderate each other

yeah, let karma be the ultimate regulator

 

[Smurfy]

only need maybe 3 mods in c and c...posters can moderate themselves imo...hands off is the best approach

I couldn't agree more.

 

[big4life]

the way I look at it is... newbies come on here and look to the moderators for advice. Training, supplements, AAS.. even sources.

You are going to want to be able to trust this person right somewhat right? Spellwin was right when he said that a healthy dose of skepticism is always good, but if you can trust anyone on the boards, you want to be able to trust the mods. Integrity is key.

LOL!!!!

So I guess you won't be a mod any time soon?

 

[Lestat]

LOL!!!!

So I guess you won't be a mod any time soon?

no, never asked to be one, I like to stir shit too much.

 

[KillahBee]

coke

 

[Daisy_Girl]

Slutiness is always good.

 

[spongebob]

no wonder you love it here.they all do that.lol

well it has a price. a lot of the mods charge me for those services.

expectation #5. being able to buy mods.

 

[BrothaBill]

Considering they are free employees for EF I dont think there is much pointing in expecting too much more than being friendly

 

[spongebob]

Considering they are free employees for EF I dont think there is much pointing in expecting too much more than being friendly

or about the time they backed JBS.

 

[SoKlueles]

Slutiness is always good.

i agree
btw that baby is so darn cute

 

[Retabolil2]

Considering they are free employees for EF I dont think there is much pointing in expecting too much more than being friendly

Some of them arent that friendly at all! Lock threads, delete posts... Mods shouldnt take advatange of their status.

 

[AAP]

Some of them arent that friendly at all! Lock threads, delete posts... Mods shouldnt take advatange of their status.

Which ones do this?

 

[Retabolil2]

Which ones do this?

MrClean does

 

[digger]

mods arent needed in C&C

let the inmates run the show... serious mods in a chat room? come on...hands off and let us moderate each other

You've already shown us you can't handle the responsiblity.

 

[tiger88]

You've already shown us you can't handle the responsiblity.

like when? mods arent needed in C&C

things will handle themselves...

laissez faire


mods arent needed in this forum..... maybe 2-3 if that

 

[Sassy69]

Being a mod is akin to being a crossing gaurd. Shut the fuck up and hold the sign and leave me the hell alone. Also if you slap a picture of someonelse over your face while people are crossing you should be ridiculed and laughed at on a daily basis.

I'm going to have a burger for lunch....hmmmm.

I was a crossing guard back in the day. In addition to the above, I also had to stand and wait for the snotty little kindergarten kids to come down the hill & prepare to cross the street, keep the little fuggers in line and put up w/ long cold afternoons w/ windchill factors below -20 F for most of the winter. The worst part was when it rained & if you didnt' get to the crossing guard area to grab a yellow poncho, you had to wear the icky yellow jacket trenchcoat & stupid hat & galoshes.

 

[Dial_tone]

large breasts

 

[wootoom]

i want a mod that post whores

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Depends on the forum:
C&C, Girl Talk, BTS and other Lifestyle Forums 1 & 6
Anabolic, Diet & Bodybuilding ,Weight Training & Weight Lifting, Diet & Bodybuilding, Women's Fitness Forum 1, 2, 3, 7 & 8
For all forums honesty and integrity are key IMO

 

[wootoom]

i also want a mod that is str8

 

[Retabolil2]

i want a mod that post whores

You mean porn?

 

[perkele]

After reading this thread I'm sure I'm pretty much as perfect Mod as one can be. Yes, maybe I should lock this shit up.

 

[Gambino]

fuck this waaaay to many chic mods here wtf?
like only 10 chics post here regularly and like 8 are mods