What do you do when...

[Russian KGB]

...you go home to your woman and you smell like someone else's parfume?

 

[vixenbabe]

Very simple! Tell her that you were at the department store sampling new perfume for her.

Do I have to think of everything for you brain dead cheater's? ;-)

 

[Russian KGB]

A friend of mine goes to the gas station and puts some gasoline on him, good thing he doesn't smoke!

 

[Spartacus]

thats from the "man show"

 

[Russian KGB]

don't care about the "man show" but...

thats from the "man show"

...what would YOU do?..

 

[perkele]

...you go home to your woman and you smell like someone else's parfume?

I'll change my shirt. Quickly

 

[gonelifting]

Is the woman still attatched to the perfume?

 

[Spartacus]

you have to change shirts as the cosmetic blemishes pose more of a camoflauge problem..you can mask a scent and/or bathe,but those makeup stains are a bitch

 

[Russian KGB]

you have to change shirts as the cosmetic blemishes pose more of a camoflauge problem..you can mask a scent and/or bathe,but those makeup stains are a bitch

Then I guess you will be going to a dog house!

 

[Y_lifter]

I think there would be even worse smells that could be lingering
on you....

As a person with a beard/mustache, I have had this happen(not cheating)..

 

[WODIN]

I think there would be even worse smells that could be lingering
on you....

As a person with a beard/mustache, I have had this happen(not cheating)..

LOL!!!

Get ya through the next day.....

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by WODIN
LOL!!!
Get ya through the next day.....

It's kinda like when you eat buffalo wings and the sauce gets under your fingernails.
You wash and wash, yet you still smell that sauce even the next day..

I've had it good, and I've had it Bad..
Mustache- aka Flavor Saver

 

[vixenbabe]

lol@Y-Lifter.

I need to buy you a shirt that says, " Free Mustache Rides".

 

[Y_lifter]

lol@Y-Lifter.

I need to buy you a shirt that says, " Free Mustache Rides".

Yes, and I would be sure to wear it everyday when I came to visit you..

 

[The_Ghost]

It's kinda like when you eat buffalo wings and the sauce gets under your fingernails.
You wash and wash, yet you still smell that sauce even the next day..

I've had it good, and I've had it Bad..
Mustache- aka Flavor Saver

I hear ya there brother, my goatee is exactly like that! LOL

 

[vixenbabe]

I'm flustered now....

 

[biteme]

Very simple! Tell her that you were at the department store sampling new perfume for her.

Do I have to think of everything for you brain dead cheater's? ;-)

I would demand to know which department store and then I'd go and ask to view the videotape of the time that he was supposedly in the store. I have learned the hard way. But if I didn't trust someone, I wouldn't be with them. I can't even imagine being jealous over a person again. What a waste of time.

 

[Y_lifter]

I'm flustered now....

Well then, My job is done..

 

[vixenbabe]

I would demand to know which department store and then I'd go and ask to view the videotape of the time that he was supposedly in the store.

You talking from past experience? Damn, YOU put some wicked thought into this idea!



Y-lifter....

 

[biteme]

You talking from past experience? Damn, YOU put some wicked thought into this idea!



Y-lifter....

Yes, my little mischievous one. I do not mess around, best to nip it in the bud and move on, than to spend your time with someone that is going to burn you 10 years down the road. If I had listened to my good judgement, I would have left my ex long before we got married and had a child together. The signs were there, I just shrugged them off.

 

[WODIN]

I'm flustered now....

LOL!!!!

 

[Russian KGB]

Yes, my little mischievous one. I do not mess around, best to nip it in the bud and move on, than to spend your time with someone that is going to burn you 10 years down the road. If I had listened to my good judgement, I would have left my ex long before we got married and had a child together. The signs were there, I just shrugged them off.

The same broken record, women are evil and YOU, guys, do nothing wrong! right?..