What do you do when your kid says....

[Smurfy]

"Mom, you know what titties are?"

I about died.I mean he is 5 years old and i certainly have never used that language around him. But i couldnt let it go so i called him over asked him what he said and he said "titties" and i held back my laughter, grabbed him by the arm and told him that is dirty language and we dont talk like that and i dont ever want to hear him talking like that again. Thats the best i could do considering i was cracking up so hard inside. He walked away with his head hung low.

 

[PIMPIN4LIFE]

i would say that was probally a pretty good move

i cant think of anything better ecept ask him where he heard that

 

[Imnotdutcheither]

Its not dirty language.........at least not over here.

I once had an 11 year old at school announce that he knows how to do sex........then he proceeded to tell the whole class.

 

[PIMPIN4LIFE]

i would punish my kid for that

i bet the teacher got piussed

u probally got phonecalls too from other parents

right?

 

[Smurfy]

i would say that was probally a pretty good move

i cant think of anything better ecept ask him where he heard that

well i did ask him where he heard such language and he said at his dad's house. and i asked who he heard it from and he said his dad. now this could be a complete line of b.s. considering his high proclivity for lying.

 

[Daisy_Girl]

I think I would have peed myself. lol.... kids say the funniest things!

 

[HumanShell]

When I was younger, my grandmother said shit in front of my little cousin (then 3) and that's all he said for the longest time.

 

[Dial_tone]

I was with a friend of mine and her 5-6 year old kid one day. He asked her something, she carefully explained it then asks him "do you understand?". He said yes. About 10-15 seconds later the kid goes "mommy.......what's understand mean?". It's been about 10 years and that still cracks me up.

 

[Lumberg]

I would first say "Well, so-and-so, it is a part of the woman's body also known as her breasts. But more importantly that is not a proper word to use to describe them, ESPECIALLY in front of a woman." Do you know what breasts are."

Something like that.

To me it's just as important to asnwer the question (assuming it was a legitimate one) as it is to make him aware that it's not the right word to use.

 

[Smurfy]

I would first say "Well, so-and-so, it is a part of the woman's body also known as her breasts. But more importantly that is not a proper word to use to describe them, ESPECIALLY in front of a woman." Do you know what breasts are."

Something like that.

To me it's just as important to asnwer the question (assuming it was a legitimate one) as it is to make him aware that it's not the right word to use.

LOL true but he wasnt asking me what they were, he was asking is I KNEW what they were, cuz apparently he does LOL he knows the correct term is breasts b/c i have always taught him that. i think though after the way i reacted to him that he wont be saying titties for years to come.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

A good mother would have unleashed the knockers and let the kid bat them around and then said "THEMS BE TITTIES DICK" and then beat the living shit out of him and told him that he was a bad boy and never to do such a thing again.

I had some ideas that involved hot wax too, but it was approaching the Michael Jackson zone and I'm gonna steer clear of that for now.

 

[biteme]

I think I would have peed myself. lol.... kids say the funniest things!

Don't they? When my cute little daugter was 3, we were visiting my ex's grandparents and out of the blue, the little angel says, "My daddy cut himself shaving and he said Goddamnit." I could have crawled under a rock.

 

[breathinbleedout]

I would bust out the 2x4.

 

[b fold the truth]

I'll send them to their mother when they ask me

What if I asked you, Smurfy?

B True

 

[Smurfy]

I'll send them to their mother when they ask me

What if I asked you, Smurfy?

B True

oh...welll....um, that would elicit a whole different response. like for instance i would have to show you what they were LOL

 

[b fold the truth]

oh...welll....um, that would elicit a whole different response. like for instance i would have to show you what they were LOL

Well, I don't know much about them so I might have to spend a great deal learning about the subject.

I look at life as a big book of knowledge and I want to learn as much about every topic as I possibly can...(except for any part of a man's body, of course).

B True

 

[Smurfy]

Well, I don't know much about them so I might have to spend a great deal learning about the subject.

I look at life as a big book of knowledge and I want to learn as much about every topic as I possibly can...(except for any part of a man's body, of course).

B True

well in that case there's LOTs to learn lots to learn LOL

 

[b fold the truth]

well in that case there's LOTs to learn lots to learn LOL

I learn by the senses too...

Sight, Sound, Smell, Feel, and Taste...

Sometimes I have problems with the sight, feel, and taste senses though...it takes me a while to really focus in on them.

B True

 

[Smurfy]

I learn by the senses too...

Sight, Sound, Smell, Feel, and Taste...

Sometimes I have problems with the sight, feel, and taste senses though...it takes me a while to really focus in on them.

B True

Take your time please take your time LOL

 

[b fold the truth]

Take your time please take your time LOL

I've been known to be a slow learner as well. The repetition method seems to work with me. My short-term memory stinks so I have to keep working with things till it becomes a part of my long-term memory.

B True

 

[Pamela]

I would have said, it's a playful word that you use for a women's
breast.. But you should not use it until you grown up and in
a loving relationship with a girl. There things you can say
and there things you can not. This is one you shouldn't say.