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Mine's coming to visit tomorrow and I don't know what to do with her. Take her to see fall foliage? Shop? Beat her? Help!!!
What do you all do with your Moms?
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I also forgot to mention she's a lesbian, so maybe that'll get the ideas flowing like pus out of schoolgirl's comedone
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The Ejaculator said:
She used to have this really close female friend, and all my other friends thought they were lezzes, when in fact they were just 2 loney divorced maids. Still funny shit though.
Anyway, help me out.
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Throw her from the Train
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bdog527 said:
I can't wait forever
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Tell her she left her sweater at my house when you see her. Thanks.
Take her shopping and ask her to help you pick something out..something you need, clothes, furniture, etc. Mom's love that.
Or, does she have a hobby or a particular interest? Gardening? Photography? Then you could take her to see some Botanical Gardens, or to a Gallery...
Or, does she have a hobby or a particular interest? Gardening? Photography? Then you could take her to see some Botanical Gardens, or to a Gallery...
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alien amp pharm said:
So she is a lesbian
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chaos mage said:
lol, you clever bastard. I can never outwit you.
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alien amp pharm said:
that's not saying much, drugs have fried me. Shouldn't you be watching your nephews? Or are they spent from "wrestling" with Uncle Amp?
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Seashell said:
cool. Yeah, I asked her to bring the Honda CRV up since I have absolutely no furniture at all... I should take a pic. It looks like I live in a starving artists loft. I think we'll picnic and see the fall foliage. But I still don't know what to do after dark.
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chaos mage said:
They are playing video games resting up for the next session, er I mean match.
Good call. I think I'm gonna go do some drugs right now. brb....
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chaos mage said:
What does her bringing the CRV up have do w/ you having no furniture.
Yeah take pic... I wanna see how your ass lives...
Picnic and see the foliage.. .how sweet.
After dark... get a movie, or play a board game.. it's ur mom. I am guessing you two aren't so close and probably you aren't sure how to connect with her since you are at a loss at what to do when she shows up...
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The Ejaculator said:
CRV=more space=get some furniture
Get-togethers with my moms was always awkward without the rest of my family there... I don't know.. when she came to visit me in college she usually brought one of my brothers or one of her friends. I know she wants to understand why I'm so different from my other 4 brothers...wtf
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The Ejaculator said:
No, they are more normal. whatever that means.
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Seashell said:
No sisters. And I have 4 nephews and no nieces. Girls just don't understand why I give them charlie-horses and indian burns.
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bdog527 said:
Oh damn.......
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chaos mage said:
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jerkbox said:
my dad is DEAD like Rick Moranis' career
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jerkbox said:
no hard feelings, but I wouldn't be surprised if I was of a different father.
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Seashell said:
I dated a guy with only brothers before, and that is so true. He's always tried out the wwf moves on me.. luckily I too, only have brohters so I figure four-ed that mofo until he tapped out.
I'd have you tapping out in less than 10 seconds. I swear.
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Seashell said:
I was just kidding, I can't take you. I'm a pussy. Plus I have deformed flippers for arms, so I'd be making penguin-like attacks and parries.
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The Ejaculator said:
If I start hissing and windmilling my flippers in a feigned attack, she will retreat?
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