what do u use to wipe ure ass?

[the_clockwork]

i keep seeing these wet wipe things for adults!?!

do u guys use them? r they flushable?


i tore my fucking bicep tendon this weekend

 

[Smurfy]

stop jacking off so hard

 

[the_clockwork]

it was from curls...

but the ass wiping part...?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i thought you meant you tore your tendon because you wiped with such ferocity

silly, but amusing mental picture LOL

also wiping is disgusting. SHOWER DAMMIT

 

[H_T_]

that's a whole lotta showers through out the day.......

 

[the_clockwork]

i do shower but not immediatelly after.. i was wondering if these wet wipes were good hygiene now a days??

i just use toilet paper now but i got hair!!!!!!!

 

[the_clockwork]

also i dont own a bidet

 

[Bikini Mod]

Once you start using wipes you NEVER go paper.

 

[Smurfy]

i use both

 

[the_clockwork]

Once you start using wipes you NEVER go paper.

r they flushable?

what brand do u like?

 

[Cutiebaby]

i use em....

 

[the_clockwork]

wtf.. can someone tell me the brand they like? and if they are flushable?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

that's a whole lotta showers through out the day.......

so worth it

those guys who walk through the mall smelling like a sewer make me want to vomit

besides, if youre always semi freshly showered, you have more spontaneous sex

 

[Bikini Mod]

r they flushable?

what brand do u like?

Huggies are nice and squishy and soft but waaaaaaaaay expensive. So I end up buying the less expensive storebrand. The flushables are waaaaaaaaaaay too expensive not to mention I feel like they are going to clog up the pipes regardless. Maybe that is just the "old lady" in me, but I don't feel the need to find out the hard way. I use A LOT of wipes. If it weren't for them I would be in bad, baaaaad shape. They're a necessity for me.

Yea, real sexy... what can I say?

 

[rubberneck]

r they flushable?

what brand do u like?

Biteme can educate you on wipes, he had a problem a while back with them!

I torn my bicep tendon in April! It sucks!

 

[the_clockwork]

so how exactly do you dispose of them?? I'm from the midwest so I guess we are just disgusting..

I saw they were "flushable" but I don't know if I'd trust that.. I'm sure over time they wouldn't be so great in the pipes

 

[Cutiebaby]

me flush just fine, as long as you don't try flushing a ton at once

 

[DJ_UFO]

I use pictures of Osama and sometimes the mexican flag.

 

[redguru]

flushable wipes are probably fine for sewer systems, but don't try it with a septic tank, unless you wanna be standing on your roof with a snake at 2am

 

[Bikini Mod]

so how exactly do you dispose of them?? I'm from the midwest so I guess we are just disgusting..

I saw they were "flushable" but I don't know if I'd trust that.. I'm sure over time they wouldn't be so great in the pipes

We just keep a waste can with a plastic trash lining and empty the cans (the same way we dispose of feminine hygiene products). You only use the wipes AFTER you get as clean as you can with the TP.

 

[silverstar1025]

Just use baby wipes I have noticed the some adults use them. If they are good for the babies then they are good for your ass too. It doesn't matter what brand generic, huggies, pampers,etc. They also have female wipes too for extra freshness if you plan to get action, but not shower first.

 

[the_clockwork]

i just don't want my ass to stink after I do the duty and can't shower!

 

[silverstar1025]

i just don't want my ass to stink after I do the duty and can't shower!

Then it is a good idea. Nobody wants to smell ass. I would rather my man smell like a baby's ass than shit

 

[stephen4327]

i like it when women toss my salad. i keep it fresh

 

[the_clockwork]

well I wouldn't say it smells like shit but it's not a fresh smell..

tp can only do so much

 

[silverstar1025]

i like it when women toss my salad. i keep it fresh

LOL! I don't think I could ever do that.

 

[silverstar1025]

i just don't want my ass to stink after I do the duty and can't shower!

Gotcha... don't want that not so fresh feeling

 

[mustang_00]

one time i ran out of toilet paper and i seen some klenex on the counter by the sink so i grabbed one not knowing they were the vicks menthol kind. sad day!!! after my ass stopped burning i went around asking people if my ass smelled minty but then i stopped after a bunch of black dudes started following me.

 

[silverstar1025]

one time i ran out of toilet paper and i seen some klenex on the counter by the sink so i grabbed one not knowing they were the vicks menthol kind. sad day!!! after my ass stopped burning i went around asking people if my ass smelled minty but then i stopped after a bunch of black dudes started following me.

LMAO!!!! Dang that sucks!!!!!!! lol.. sorry

 

[advanced-stealth]

Baby wipes and wet wipes work perfect. Especially if you get diarrhea and you wipe your ass so much it hurts.

 

[perryscoon]

You guys got it all wrong. Here is the proper way to wipe your ass that I was taught long ago. by an ex-prison inmate.

(1) grab ONE sheet of toilet paper and ONE sheet only.
(2) find the center of the sheet, make a little hole, and put your index finger through it all the way to the knuckle.
(3) wipe your ass with YOUR FINGER
(4) now stand up, turn around, and hold your soiled finger over the toilet
(5) with your other hand, fold the paper down over the soiled finger and slide it downwards into the toilet, wiping off all poo as you go.

Wallaaa! All done!

 

[rnch]

You guys got it all wrong. Here is the proper way to wipe your ass that I was taught long ago. by an ex-prison inmate.

(1) grab ONE sheet of toilet paper and ONE sheet only.
(2) find the center of the sheet, make a little hole, and put your index finger through it all the way to the knuckle.
(3) wipe your ass with YOUR FINGER
(4) now stand up, turn around, and hold your soiled finger over the toilet
(5) with your other hand, fold the paper down over the soiled finger and slide it downwards into the toilet, wiping off all poo as you go.

Wallaaa! All done!

was his prison nickname "swampass" ?