What do I need at the store? I'm going tonight.

[Lumberg]

So far on my list I have

Milk
Bananas
Distilled water

what else do I need?

Oh and of course I hope it goes without saying that if Ben&Jerrys is on sale a pint of that is what's for dinner.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

big fat juicy steaks: porterhouse or filet mignon's

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

ky

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Natty Peanut Butter

 

[Lumberg]

All good suggestions;

I hadly cook. As a matter of fact there is a pork tenderloin going bad in my fridge as I type.

My woman requires NO extra lubrication EVER. That's on of the super-hot things about her.

I already have 1 1/2 jars of Natty PB!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Splenda, batteries

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Oh.. and light bulbs..

 

[geminitwins]

candles?

 

[vinylgroover]

butt plug

 

[slickdadd]

Lunchables and Bubble Tape.

 

[Lumberg]

I don't use splenda.

I picked up like 10 of each battery size last year when Kmart had them on sale

I have light bulbs

I think I have enough candles

There are plenty of everyday things that can be used as a buttplug, no need to pay extra, and also it's not that type of store, and also my girl is not into that sort of thing

I don't eat lunchables

What's bubble tape?

 

[DIVISION]

Some Tampons for Smurfy......(heavy flow) ---->

Good luck, holmes....do the damn thang!






DIV

 

[Carmen]

My woman requires NO extra lubrication EVER. That's on of the super-hot things about her.
!

i hope she appreciates us knowing.
i like the steak idea.
i think i can speak for devistation when i say: eggnog.

 

[Lumberg]

Smurfy can handle her own feminine hygiene needs. If for some reason she needed me to get something like that for her it wouldn't be a problem though.

 

[geminitwins]

Smurfy can handle her own feminine hygiene needs. If for some reason she needed me to get something like that for her it wouldn't be a problem though.

lucky her

 

[DIVISION]

lucky her

^^^LUCKY YOU, NUGGGGGGGA!!!!!!!!











DIV

 

[wnt2bBeast]

i
i like the steak idea.

i like your

 

[DIVISION]

i like your

I prefer Sugarplum's ass........

It's still thick and juicy like my sirloin on point!!!






DIV

 

[wnt2bBeast]

I prefer Sugarplum's ass........

It's still thick and juicy like my sirloin on point!!!






DIV

everything is juicy on Ms sugarplum....you should see those DSL's!!!!

 

[DIVISION]

everything is juicy on Ms sugarplum....you should see those DSL's!!!!

^^^She's bound by a legal document. This bothers me, deeply.


Juicy, thick, tight, white......




DIV

 

[Lumberg]

I have some troubling news:

Ben & Jerry's was on sale at half price.

I got six quarts.

 

[slickdadd]

I have some troubling news:

Ben & Jerry's was on sale at half price.

I got six quarts.

Good lord fatty. Know when to say when.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

pepper spray
porn
hot dogs
paper towels
glass cleaner
salt
corned beef
tuna
mustard
ceral
milk
pork chops
Asprin
yogurt
cottage cheese
smoke alarm
more porn
shampoo
tortilla wraps
cabbage
peanuts
pre-made pie crust
bread
bowling ball & shoes
spaghetti noodles
dog leash
just a lil' more porn
carpet cleaner
olive oil
aftershave
shrimp cocktail
........

 

[DIVISION]

I have some troubling news:

Ben & Jerry's was on sale at half price.

I got six quarts.

No tampons for baby Smurfette?

It's her heavyflow time of the month....





DIV

 

[Smurfy]

No tampons for baby Smurfette?

It's her heavyflow time of the month....





DIV

LOL how do you know my menstrual cycle??