What can brown do for you?

[notoriousQQ]

God I hate the UPS guy. Everytime he comes to our office he takes a shit and stinks up the bathroom. He, just like his deliver and pickup, is right on time, just like clockwork. What a fucking tool. They obviously left that little skit out of there stupid new marketing campaign, you know, the guy going in to the company bathroom's he picks up letters and packages from and leaving his own little brown package. I know what brown's been doing for us and it don't smell pretty.

That is all, carry on.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I want to see an ad where it shows an exec and a UPS delivery woman.
she is tall and blonde and hot.
she delivers a package into his office and you see him closing the door as she is unbuttoning her shirt on the way in, he smiles at the camera and give a thumbs up and a wink as the door shuts.

it fades to black and says "what can brown do for you?"

 

[CYBERNIGG]

I want to see an ad where it shows an exec and a UPS delivery woman.
she is tall and blonde and hot.
she delivers a package into his office and you see him closing the door as she is unbuttoning her shirt on the way in, he smiles at the camera and give a thumbs up and a wink as the door shuts.

it fades to black and says "what can brown do for you?"

I'll take care of it!

 

[notoriousQQ]

HS for some reason I'm thinking that basic storyline and theme is going to be used in an adult movie with the title of "Big Brown: What can brown do to you?" Or something comparable.

 

[Lift Chief]

I hate those commercials...