What Brand of Cops Are the Biggest Pricks?

[curling]

For me it has to be either dps or bicycle cops. Man, I hate bicycle cops. They are pricks. They have the worst attitude of any cops I have seen and they definetely deserve the handle of two wheel oinkers. Really it is not fair, cops should be in cars like us. I mean you are downtown look around don't see any cops then you take a sip of beer and then boom here comes the bicycle pig screwing with ya. It's not fair I mean you don't even see em. Then they wear their little fag helmets with the blinking red lights on them and tight ass black bicycle shorts. Who the hell do those fruitcakes think they are?

Dps cops are also useless. All those suckers do is write tickets all day and all night. They NEVER give you a break an dthey don't even protect your house they just write tickets. They suck too.

City cops can be ok they can even help you out sometime(same with some sheriffs) but bicycle cops and dps cops are useless.

 

[Warik]

Are they always assholes or just when they pull you over?

=)

-Warik

 

[L.A.X]

Ha...Thats funny...My Stepdad, who is a cop here in Denver, maced me after the Broncos won the Super Bowl...I was leaving a bar to run over to my friends loft, As soon as I stepped out of the door (in to the mayhem) I caught a stream of mace straight in my mouth!!!! He didn't realize it was me, but the next day He was like, "I maced some little fucker right in the mouth right outside of..."

 

[Gilbyag]

dps...

 

[curling]

No warik,

I am not pissed off or anything they(bicycle cops)really are assholes. They are so arrogant and cocky they walk into somewhere like they are billybadass ready to take you down if you look at them wrong. Like I said I don't mind city cops or sheriff but I do not like bicycle cops or dps.

 

[decibel]

and then boom here comes the bicycle pig screwing with ya

i'm from mexico city and there the police is divided in three forces -- the city cops, the federal police (federales) which are basically highway patrolmen, and then there's the judicial police (judiciales). THOSE fuckers are shit!! they go around in civilian clothes, drive unmarked cars and carry automatic weapons. they are responsible for most of the drug traffic and are the biggest criminals. tons of people i know have been mugged by them, including two friends of mine who got shot. they often arrest women and rape them and they are famous for torturing people. one of their "patented" torture techniques is shocking people in the balls with a pair of jumper cables hooked up to a car battery. sweet, huh?

 

[loutocool]

I have a couple of friends that are cops and they are
dicks when they are in uniform.

 

[karson]

dude

rent a cops. they are fucking morons that have power 1 night a year and it goes to their heads.

 

[plifter]

they are famous for torturing people. one of their "patented" torture techniques is shocking people in the balls with a pair of jumper cables hooked up to a car battery. sweet, huh?

I let a professional dominatrix do that to me once. It feels good. I guess the Mexican police would have a hard time getting me to confess.

 

[poon daddy]

I would love to rage right now. but I cant damn it!!!!!
You see POON DADDY is a Police Officer (CITY) , and I ride the Bike sometimes.
I have to say it. Watch out Bros and Gals of Elitefitness. I have been a cop for 8 years now and over the course of the last 3 years I have noted that the rate at that we are hiring KNOBS is amazing. They have no Discression all they care about are tickets!!!!!!
They never want to ride the side streets and look for the guy who may be breaking into your car or Home. All they care about are finding Drunks or writing tickets.
I am a training officer and I try to explain to new guys that Writing tickets is a small part of your day.
I want the cops on the side streets looking for crime in my hood, not up on the freeway!!!!!!

 

[Rex]

Re: dude

rent a cops. they are fucking morons that have power 1 night a year and it goes to their heads.

They have the very important duty of protecting us from the teenie-boppers of America when we go to the mall. I can't stand them fuckers. Give a prick a badge and all of a sudden the ego level is boosted.

 

[KAYNE]

Are they always assholes or just when they pull you over?

=)

-Warik

THEY ARE ALWAYS ACEHOLES!!!

KAYNE

 

[Wfabrizio]

Yeah, I really hate rent-a-cops too. They are usually either some loser who wants to be a real cop or some washed up old bastard that couldn't make it into the academy.

Poondaddy, I'm just curious.....do you use AAS?

 

[TxCollegeguy]

I have a friend who's father is in charge of some rent a cops...Most of the people that work for him at the mall are a joke, but occasionally there are a few good ones.

One time a young new guy tried to hit on my friend and didn't know she was the bosses daughter, after I approached from getting some food he acted all rude so I told him to take his Mikey mouse ass out and hit the parking lot. Well needless to say he tried to have me thrown out of the mall in which case I spilt our food onto him just before her father came over and told the guy to take a hike...

It's all about Power. If someone who is on your side has more then have no fear of the piss ants

 

[poon daddy]

Wfab, I would say I am unsure. This being due to the fact I dont know what you are speaking of?
Are you talking about a type of pepper spray??A baton, if so do you mean a.s.p.??

 

[Wfabrizio]

AAS, you know...."roids" and such. Prohormones don't count.

 

[poon daddy]

Wfab, no I dont. Never have. Now One day I may. Its just at this point I have no need.
Yes I have thought about it many times. I have no problem with those that do. its their business.
Why, do you ask?

 

[manny78]

I agree bicycle are kindda special... where I work to get into this unit you need at least 10 yrs of service, know a lot about bicycles and of course those who'll choose are already big attitudes so better fit in. we have good time laughing at them..........lol

 

[MaGilicuti]

here in nj, i'd say state troopers. won't let us do our shit on the fucking parkway and turnpike. those fuckers have gotten me suspended numerous times. and lately they have been under heat for racial profiling. racial profiling is like pulling over minorities over whites. stats show that they are pulling over minorities more but maybe they are the ones just commiting the crimes i dont' know. all i know is i hate all those fuckers

 

[Wfabrizio]

I've always wondered how members of law enforcement live with themselves when they arrest persons that engage in the same behavior as they do.

A good example is Ronnie Coleman. Now, Ronnie is "the man" no question. The guy is the best. He was a police officer in Texas for years while he was an IFBB pro. Ronnie uses AAS no matter what anyone says, probably grams and grams and grams each week.

Anyways, I always wondered how cops who use illegal substances or perform illegal activities live with themselves. Just curious.

 

[MaGilicuti]

I've always wondered how members of law enforcement live with themselves when they arrest persons that engage in the same behavior as they do.

A good example is Ronnie Coleman. Now, Ronnie is "the man" no question. The guy is the best. He was a police officer in Texas for years while he was an IFBB pro. Ronnie uses AAS no matter what anyone says, probably grams and grams and grams each week.

Anyways, I always wondered how cops who use illegal substances or perform illegal activities live with themselves. Just curious.

good point, hypocrites are the worst kind of people

 

[curling]

Anyways, I always wondered how cops who use illegal substances or perform illegal activities live with themselves. [/B]

If I coud use my car when the cop is on the bicycle, they wouldn't have to live with themselves long.

 

[liftsiron]

Keystone cops

 

[Sassy69]

The most entertaining ones are the pudgy bike cops...

Or we have this middle aged chick rent-a-biker-cop who cruises our parking lots at work, even though we still have break ins. She's got some meaty thights tho!

 

[thermo]

Gang squad cops- they dont fuck around, quick to throw a punch, kick your ass, and dump you in an alley somewhere, or maybe even in a bad part of town.

"Robo-cops"- the type of cop that thinks he/she owns the world, automatic attitude right off the bat for no reason, abuse of power, and ususally hassomething to prove.

Motorcycle cops- not really, im just bitter cause i was just written up for a seat belt infraction. No points but an extra 50 bucks i could have used toward "something else". Besides, what kind of cop drives around looking to pick people off for not wearing your seatbelt.

Rookie cops- they are hilarious. Usually younger males that have a chip on there shoulder, they try to get hard with people and you can't help but to laugh.

 

[manny78]

I've always wondered how members of law enforcement live with themselves when they arrest persons that engage in the same behavior as they do.

A good example is Ronnie Coleman. Now, Ronnie is "the man" no question. The guy is the best. He was a police officer in Texas for years while he was an IFBB pro. Ronnie uses AAS no matter what anyone says, probably grams and grams and grams each week.

Anyways, I always wondered how cops who use illegal substances or perform illegal activities live with themselves. Just curious.

Just PM me as a cop I have the answer

 

[WarriorPL]

yeah i hate pigs, except one, my friends dad, hes a funny one., runs out of the house in his briefs and nothing but briefs whenever he heres an arguement outside, happened more than once..
don't ask where he pulls the badge from...


~WizKid

 

[spentagn]

Customs officials

 

[poon daddy]

Wfarb, Sorry I was not able to further your point.

You guys may not believe me but, the new breed of cop coming up now is not good.
Talk about chip on their shoulder. They are the ones who have to solve or get involved in any and all problem they see off duty. BAD idea. They just wan to show everyone they are a COP. Wearing cop shit to the bar, another real good idea..............

As far as Ronnie Coleman goes. Well if anyone thinks he is not doing juice by the Gallon they are nuts..
Yea it is wrong to do one thing then when you come to work you are arresting poeple the same.
But as I have said in the past there are many poeple doing jobs that they should not be........

 

[Wfabrizio]

Well, if you didn't run around in a nazi replica uniform shouting "white power!" "white power!" then maybe it wouldn't be a problem, eh? hehe j/k

 

[AnabolicAgent]

I fucking hate scrape poopers!!!! Fucking bastards. There should be three lanes on the interstate one for fast drivers one for slow drivers and one for no driving/old/talking on the damn cell phone drivers. If you see a red GMC coming up in your rear view then get the fuck outta my way.

The Agent

 

[thefantom1]

Let's see, How about ALL off them? The only good one's are the one's in the back of a hurst on the way to the grave yard or crematorium. If you are one, then why are you here? If you cycle roids that would be a felony wouldn't it? If a cop is on roids he's should go to Jail just like any other guy would. I hate hypocrits, and a crooked cop is something we can all live without.

That has to be one of the most ignorant posts I have ever seen... I hope that was in jest....Lets see..No cops anywhere...imagine that type of society... an only the strong survive type world...

 

[HamsterHider]

Plain clothes state of nevada are the biggest pricks ever.
They think they are so good at everything and others are retarded. I hate them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[poon daddy]

First of all, thanks Fantom, You are correct.
I have a feeling that guys like laser are the first ones to call the station when they hear a noise in the basement, or if the kids next door are egging his trailer...
Here is a hint for all you guys that feel you have been "wronged", ATTITUDE ,my friends plays a 80% role in how you are dealt with.If you act like a cock then I will do the closest thing in my power to piss you off. TICKETS AND MANY OF THEM.. Ok, now having said that. The other 20% of the time you will encounter a DICKHEAD. Sorry..............

 

[scott825]

Without a doubt its the Sherrifs Deputies(the ones that work in the city jails) They are like wannabe cops.They
never get any real action so whenever they get a chance to be a prick they gladly do so..Second would be state troopers,they would write their own mother a ticket....

 

[Laserdude]

Well the post my Brother put up was fucking wrong and he is now off my system forever. That shit head. Stealing my id, but getting my password was too easy for him. So I will not let him use it my computer. I deleted his post.

NO I DON'T HATE COPS, just stupid laws and the idiots that choose to enforce them. Now granted if a cop is allowed some discretion that is fine, what bothers me is when they know the law is stupid and don't let it go.

I have had my share of cops who will screw you, and those who will let it slide here are the State cops, they are the smartest and the coolest around. Just my two cents worth.

And no I don't call the cops at all, if I have a problem I
DEAL WITH IT MYSELF! What in the hell do I need them for anyway. I have always taken care of difficult situations with idiots myself. I can sleep better without the hassles of the government employees telling me what to do.