What are your opening lines/moves when aproaching women at clubs

[MasterBates]

I usually do the accidental bump. Last night that came from a girl actually and she was horrible at it cause she made me spill my drink everytime, on my shirt, like 5 times which really started to piss me off.
Anyway, I saw this one really hot girl who I wanted ot aproach but she was with a friend who looked hideous(beans would not hit that). Well one of my friends did say that he's got my back etc etc, while I did all this thinking I start to walk towards her as some dude comes up to her and takes her to the dance floor.

So lesson learned

The thing was though, it was all there, she turned around and looked at me like 4 times, than she told something to her ugly ass friend and she looked at me, that was scary.

On the other hand though, I was almost sober so that didnt help. One of my plans was to send her a drink cause I had the hook up there, but I thought too much and it didnt end good. (I cacnt believe I didnt drink, how stupid).

 

[The Wenis]

"which lucky lady wants a piece of the wenis tonight?"

 

[H_T_]

"you ever have your ass licked by a fat guy in a black coat"? j/k, i dunno , i never used lines, i'd jus try and find something to talk about, or jus ask questions about her,

 

[bible51isonya]

be sober and say hello

 

[Razorguns]

"Hey baby. I'm a big star over at Elite Fitness. You ever read my threads honey?"

 

[jnevin]

Just say hi or maybe something stupid but funny to catch her off guard. I saw a Seinfeld where he said,"I may not look like it, but I can run really fast." Something along those lines would be classic. If you can pull it off. I'm a little goofy, so things like that work for me. Or just get her G'd out and have at her like the frat-boys.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Well back in the day all I can say is that the ones that tried blowing me off like I was substandard were in for a night of entertainment. For sure.

 

[MasterBates]

"Hey baby. I'm a big star over at Elite Fitness. You ever read my threads honey?"

I'd be lying

 

[Vash]

Lets pretend I'm a viking and I'll raid your inlet.

I don't know, buy her a drink.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Personally I prefer the ones that approch me. The last time I was in Lawerence with a buddy a few drunk college hotties came in, came up and gave us a hug and had there friend take several pics of us. It was a biker bar and we had our hogs there. Everyone in the place wanted to be our friends after that. Im still not exactly sure what that was all about but oh well. I wasn't in trhe mood to cheat on my wife so I let mu friend have his pic and he went outback for refreshments. I stayed on the pool table, it was good enogh for me to know that I still had it.