What are the odds of me fucking a female on this board?

[bw1]

Female=zero chance
Shemale(pick3)=100%

 

[gotmilk]

divided in half since you became Lance Clockwork

 

[GoldenDelicious]

bod like yours? odds are good. hang back for one to hit you up, or be more aggressive and hit them. depending on your location, you should hit a foolsmate within a month