What are the most important things you do before a first date?

[habitualhealth]

where do you swipe it?

i prepare for first dates by finding a sleeveless shirt, doing 400 pushups, and practicing my strut to Staying Alive for 15 minutes. once ive found my groove, its all over

denied, denied....approved.



your date preparation is hot.

 

[alien amp pharm]

...that being said, i expect that alien amp has skidmarks like a dragstrip in his toilet...useless mofo

True and if they are still around after the bathroom, then surely my matching underwear won't matter either.

 

[tiger88]

I trim all my body hair and pubes

chances are good that I wont get laid, but hey - if it comes up I'll look pretty good naked.

dude wtf?
always assume the best


u no convidence poor kid

 

[jnevin]

I get fall down drunk and eat a handful of viagra. Then I do a huge line in the car, don't bother with any cleanup, and ask her if I can "drop the kids off" before we go.

 

[Y_lifter]

Oral Hygiene x 2

 

[Tytan]

push ups, sit ups and clean up...

 

[UA_Iron]

almost forgot...

I also consult tiger88 so I can get the newest metrosexual news/updates so I can pretend to be sensitive and in touch with my feminine side.

 

[hotzie]

dont forget this klu

 

[hamstershaver]

i usually buy a few candy bars for her

 

[big4life]

The old folks home doesn't let me out after 6:00pm so I don't go on dates.