What are some geek pick-up lines?

[BonerBoy]

Maybe somethign like "Hey baby, I'd love to sniff YOUR packets! heh heh heh"

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

a guy said to me in the gym-- "you must be wearing space pants- cuase your ass is out of this world."

lol.

 

[F117A Active Stealth]

a guy said to me in the gym-- "you must be wearing space pants- cuase your ass is out of this world."

Does shit like this actually appeal to women? I'd be insulted if a girl said something similar to me, I'd probably let it go though....

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

Does shit like this actually appeal to women? I'd be insulted if a girl said something similar to me, I'd probably let it go though....

my gym=mostly horny guys on roids...

 

[Paulo]

Mind if I finger your port?

How bout a three-way handshake?

You ever have your UDP flooded?

there are millions more to be made but I figured I'd kick it off with those.

 

[Dial_tone]

I have two free electrons, wanna bond?

 

[WalkingBeast]

Nice shoes......Lets fuckles

 

[Testosterone boy]

I have the smallest penis you ever seen, want to see it?

 

[Lumberg]

Dial_tone, that one is sooo geeky it just might work!

If I can only find a chemistry major! (Early in my career I thought I wanted to major in chem.)

 

[rjl296]

I have two free electrons, wanna bond?

lol