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What are men like?

feisty11975

feisty11975

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Soooo true!!!!!!

1. Men are like ..Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ..Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials... You can't believe all they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


I bet yall just love it when I check my e-mails ;)
 
Go boil the fucking water already dammit

LOL
 
FEISTY11975 said:
Soooo true!!!!!!

1. Men are like ..Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ..Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials... You can't believe all they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


I bet yall just love it when I check my e-mails ;)
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very funny but very true!
 
FEISTY11975 said:
Soooo true!!!!!!

1. Men are like ..Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ..Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials... You can't believe all they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


I bet yall just love it when I check my e-mails ;)
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OMG!!! I am seriously laughing my ass off!!! That was too funny!:FRlol:
 
shut up bizzatch, that was stupid.
 
Worst thread ever. Obviously the result of the estrogen poisoning.
 
Mach1 said:
#1 was definately taken from the womens list
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The thread states "What are men like?"

Has nothing to do with women.



How bout this one?

Men are like hemorrhoids....A pain in the ass!!!!!!
 
FEISTY11975 said:
The thread states "What are men like?"

Has nothing to do with women.



How bout this one?

Men are like hemorrhoids....A pain in the ass!!!!!!
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women should be like toilet paper: soft and disposable.
 
humantarget said:
women are emotional rollercoasters. and should come with mute and pause buttons.
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im a bitch all the time, so you never have any guess work
 
Men are like tile - if you lay them right in you can walk all over them.





I just heard that someplace. I don't subscribe to that philosophy. :worried:
 
Sassy69 said:
Men are like tile - if you lay them right in you can walk all over them.





I just heard that someplace. I don't subscribe to that philosophy. :worried:
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you win with that one.
 
Sassy69 said:
Men are like tile - if you lay them right in you can walk all over them.





I just heard that someplace. I don't subscribe to that philosophy. :worried:
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oh yea ;)
 
humantarget said:
bud light & taco bell.
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It was not taco bell fucka...it was a frozen burrito from the grocery store. I was on strike yesterday...I did not cook!!!!!!

but hell yeah with the Bud Light!!!!!!
 
StickFigure said:
WTF are you talking about?? You're in my house bihotch!! :chomp:
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lmfao. that's what you get for letting that pie cool in the window. i was just getting some while it was hot.......
 
Sometimes I feel sorry for men that have to deal with our shit. :)

Tee Shirt Slogans for Women.

1) I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
2) Warning : I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
3) Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
4) Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
5) I'm a multi-tasker : I can talk and @iss you off at the same time.
6) Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
7) You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
8) Don't @iss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
9) Guys have feelings too. But, like . . . who cares?
10) I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
11) next mood swing : 6 minutes and counting.
12) I hate everybody, and you're next.
13) Please don't make me kill you.
14) And your point is . . .
15) I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
16) All stressed out and no one to choke.
17) I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
18) How can I miss you if you won't go away?
19)They aren't hot flashes, they're power surges!
20) Of course I don't look busy . . . I did it right the first time.
 
FEISTY11975 said:
:lmao: Don't rush it babe. It's not all wine and roses!!
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Feisty - it is too wine and roses, don't fib to the poor guy...

Oak, go for it, its a wonderful thing, imagine what its like being at your favorite spa 24/7...
 
mightymouse69 said:
Feisty - it is too wine and roses, don't fib to the poor guy...

Oak, go for it, its a wonderful thing, imagine what its like being at your favorite spa 24/7...
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It is not...or it was not for me!!!!!!! :worried:
 
mightymouse69 said:
Feisty - it is too wine and roses, don't fib to the poor guy...

Oak, go for it, its a wonderful thing, imagine what its like being at your favorite spa 24/7...
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lol dude i have no time to meet anyone anyway,Im just finding it weird dealing with the holidays alone when i havent had to in 4 years
 
mightymouse69 said:
well, when you find a women...it will be like a holiday 24/7 365 days a year so don't rush.
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no rush brolly i am concentrating on my career and im away alot,but im sure you know how that is being military and all
 
StickFigure said:
LOL!! Right about $600. I'll PM you where to send it. :chomp:
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Hmmm. That's about 12 billion Canadian. I should rethink this and find another way to get you there.
 
StickFigure said:
LOL@gingerly pwning hiatussin!!
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If there is a thread that I do not like, I just hit the back arrow button and go on to the next one. That's all I am politely asking him to do!!
 
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