what a as<ho?e at the gym

[jack hust]

THIS GUY AT THE GYM EVERYTIME I WORKOUT HE HAS TO COME UP TO ME AND ASK 100 THINGS WHILE I AM TRYING TO PUSH FORWARD YOU TRY TO BLOW HIM OFF BUT HE JUST FOLLOWS NO MATTER WHAT LIKE A HIMROID I AM PRETTY BIG AND FROM A SMALL TOWN BUT THERE ARE A FEW OTHER JUICERS AT THE GYM WHY ME TODAY HE COMES UP TO ME AND JUST ASK OUT LOUD WHAT AS ARE YOU TAKING? AND THERE WAS A OFF DUTY COP 3 FEET AWAY I WAS READY TO KNOCK HIM OUT FOR THE STUPID ? BUT I JUST PICKED UP MY BAG AND LEFT I HOPE I RUN INTO HIM ALONE ONE DAY. JUST HAD TO VENT IT OUT FINA HAS ME RAGING.

 

[Tigerparks]

If he asks u again while the cop is there, just tell him you're staking Cell-Tech with Nitro-Tech.

If he asks you on his own, grab his collar and stare him up and down, tell him you like red meat, and lick you lips. Hannibal Lecter style!

He won't bother u again.

 

[Bulk]

What an idiot...yeah eat him

 

[Jacked Johnson]

Best remedy to ward off stupid questions and conversations from herbs like that is to wear headphones. Alot of times I'll wear them even when my batteries are dead. Helps take care of that useless talk.

 

[Nathan]

This one time, at the gym, I was assaulted while doing my noodle-walk. You know, when I take my pants and underwear off and take a long, wet noodle (I always have one handy) and put the end of it between my ass cheeks and squeeze those fuckers together. All the time squeezing hard enough to keep the noodle in place (it's slippery too which makes that rather tough) but not so hard as to sever the noodle in twain. Anyway, I was doing this shit up one time, when this guy just comes up to me and pushes me over, which didn't take much with my pants around my ankles. Needless to say, the noodle slipped free and I hit the ground in a rather unkosher manner. You should have heard the slap my ass made against that cold, hard floor. I made that guy eat that noodle through his nose.

 

[MUSTANG_18]

Just ignore him, I know it can be hard but don't let your anger get the best of you. Tell him to not talk to you when you are working out and that should work. I had the same thing happen to me, everyone likes to come up and talk and I just tell them to wait till after I am finished my workout. Fina can do that though, you should have seen me at the golf course a couple days ago

M18

 

[Willyumyum]

This one time, at the gym, I was assaulted while doing my noodle-walk. You know, when I take my pants and underwear off and take a long, wet noodle (I always have one handy) and put the end of it between my ass cheeks and squeeze those fuckers together. All the time squeezing hard enough to keep the noodle in place (it's slippery too which makes that rather tough) but not so hard as to sever the noodle in twain. Anyway, I was doing this shit up one time, when this guy just comes up to me and pushes me over, which didn't take much with my pants around my ankles. Needless to say, the noodle slipped free and I hit the ground in a rather unkosher manner. You should have heard the slap my ass made against that cold, hard floor. I made that guy eat that noodle through his nose.

ummm..... Noodle Walk hahaahahahaha
YUM

 

[Nathan]

ummm..... Noodle Walk hahaahahahaha
YUM

Try it sometime dude. It's harder than it sounds provided the noodle is nice and slippery.

 

[Steelplate]

Yeah, well this one time at the gym, I put my claironet in my pussy.. No wait.. That was at band camp..

Steelplate

 

[GQ MUSCLE]

Yeah, I have this faggot, i mean a real flaming, fag-bag wearing faggot always saying out loud "oh you look great! What are you taking? I hope you aren't taking steroids like most youngsters do nowadays"........I feel like shoving my fist up his ass soemtimes. People have no idea that what they say out load may come back to haunt you.

 

[uglyass]

This one time, at the gym, I was assaulted while doing my noodle-walk. You know, when I take my pants and underwear off and take a long, wet noodle (I always have one handy) and put the end of it between my ass cheeks and squeeze those fuckers together. All the time squeezing hard enough to keep the noodle in place (it's slippery too which makes that rather tough) but not so hard as to sever the noodle in twain. Anyway, I was doing this shit up one time, when this guy just comes up to me and pushes me over, which didn't take much with my pants around my ankles. Needless to say, the noodle slipped free and I hit the ground in a rather unkosher manner. You should have heard the slap my ass made against that cold, hard floor. I made that guy eat that noodle through his nose.

Youre nuts bro! lol

UglyASS

 

[Bulldog_10]

People have no idea that what they say out load may come back to haunt you.

I don't think you want to do that to those type of people! They might follow you around asking for more!

 

[bubba2k]

Careful GQ

[B........I feel like shoving my fist up his ass soemtimes. [/B]

Be careful, if hears you say that he may fall in love.

 

[Nathan]

Youre nuts bro! lol

UglyASS

Thanks? I try?

 

[gymtime]

Nathan for Moderator!!!!

 

[uou]

KILLA_KASH,

i can put your name in my profile w/ a comment, but your gay name isn't worth the elite webspace.

 

[bigpoppadrew]

Just ignore him, I know it can be hard but don't let your anger get the best of you. Tell him to not talk to you when you are working out and that should work. I had the same thing happen to me, everyone likes to come up and talk and I just tell them to wait till after I am finished my workout. Fina can do that though, you should have seen me at the golf course a couple days ago

M18

What happened bro? did some ass say shit in front of people or something?

 

[noddy]

wow i am gonna get flamed for this

just started training in a new gym and fuck me i did one dumb ass thing
GH has dried up big time where i am from and if you can get it its dear, my mate needs it real bad so i did the one thing i have always been told not to do lol
went upto the biggest guy in the gym while he was training and asked him how much gh is or something
hey thats not like me never done anything like that before
well he was freindly enough uno but shit i felt like an asshole afterwords,
i'll never do that again i only did it cos i am in a new gym and all bit nervous i guess
yeh and if ur thinking about flaming me i have already had it lol after he said how much did he say again hahaha

 

[strengthmonster]

Nathan, you are completely crazy! LOL!