Listen to this shit...I went to an Indian restaurant once with my family and a bunch of friends and a few of us ordered "jumbo prawns". So we wait for 30 minutes and the waitress walks up and gives me this green, shit-textured soup that smells like ass with those little shrimp you put into salads, ya know? So I asked her, what the fuck is going on. She looked at me for a while and then in broken English says "it IS jumbo prawns...chopped up". Well, we ended up walking across the street, buying some greasy Russian food, bringing it into the restaurant, and eating it there. No one ate any of their food, so when we asked for the check it was exactly how they served it to us. I mean I guess they have the last laugh since they took our money, but it was enjoyable nonetheless...